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What is the best/worst pick up line you've heard or used?

Asked by vanguardian (845points) January 12th, 2008 from iPhone
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mytruehero's avatar

Did you invite all these people? I thought it was going to be just you and me.

Poser's avatar

The best one I’ve ever used was simply, “Hi, my name’s [my real name].”

It worked. One year later, I’m still with her. And she is awesome.

brownlemur's avatar

“You might not know it to look at me, but I can run really, really fast.” (Seinfeld)

ambos's avatar

“You look like my grandma,” strange guy.
“What?” Me.
“No, really, can I have a picture of you?” Strange guy.

zina's avatar

@poser – my partner of almost five years used THE SAME ONE! =)

Poser's avatar

@zina—Well, when she smiled at me from across the crowded room (cheesy cliche, I know, but it really happened), I didn’t feel a need to come on with a tacky pickup line.

Bri_L's avatar

Best – I have only had one used on me that I was aware of and it was bad. I was pretty dense with women so I was told that I didn’t pick up on these things (no pun intended)

Best Used – “Y’know the lady in the Attack of the 50 Ft woman poster is actually more like 120 ft. Thats the best line I’ve got”. It worked.

Worst – “I’ve had your brother, wanna see how you stand?” I have a twin brother. They thought this would win me over. Problem is I kinda liked this girl, who was drunk at the time, because she was frustrated with how my brother was treating her, which was bad. SO, not only was she hurting, and throwing herself at me, it was for all the wrong reasons, because of my brother and reminding me that she was with him and not me. I told her ok, tucked her into bed, and told her I would be right back, then went downstairs and told her roomate to check on her in 15.
OUCH, still a bit bitter.

My worst – I didn’t use them That one above worked so i quit with a perfect record.

atr408's avatar

I dont use pick up lines except for in a joking way but some pretty bad ones are “do u eat cambells soup cuz you look mmm mmm good” and “you know what would look good on you? ... Me”

omfgTALIjustIMDu's avatar

“You’re eyes are bluer than the atlantic ocean and baby, I’m all lost at sea.” My eyes are brown. Needless to say I left him staring at an empty space….

Here are some other ones I’ve gotten recently:
“Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?”
“What time do you have to be back in heaven?”

All of them are corny and cliche, but the last two worked on me .

soethe6's avatar

“Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?”

MsJBossy's avatar

Best: It best when a man just ask you can he talk to and introduce himself.

Worst: I was watching Snoops show and his ManNanny said “If you were a booger, I’d pick you first?” LMAO, but that is kinda sad that he would think that that was even cute to say…

Emilyy's avatar

Pick up lines are pretty bad when used to actually try to get someplace. But my two favorite ultra-cheezy lines for the purpose of making people laugh are…

1. Are you wearing space pants? Because your ass is out of this world!


2. Is that a keg in your pants? Because I’d like to tap that!

I guess they’re kind of similar.

Poser's avatar

My girlfriend told me some guy asked her, “Didn’t I go to Sunday School with you?”

She thought it was a pick-up line, but it turns out she really did.

I thought it would make a pretty good one.

scamp's avatar

Some dork actually came up to me and said “If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?”

Zaku's avatar

I only figured out that pun a few days ago…

BioTechWarrior's avatar

hey.. I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?

I wish you were my homework so I could slap you down on the table and start doing you
(neither worked)

Mtl_zack's avatar

il be your burger king and you’ll be my dairy queen. You treat me right and I’ll do it your way;:

omfgTALIjustIMDu's avatar

I’ll be your Santa if you’ll be my ho ho ho.

gorillapaws's avatar

My personal favorite:
“Ever had your belly button tickled…from the inside?”

always good for a laugh.

Here’s a different variation on one of the ones mentioned earlier:
“that shirt’s very becoming on you, if I were on you, I’d be cumming too.”

TennesseeTeacake's avatar

ive gotten “honey, youre so sweet you put hersheys out of business” and “your name must be gillette because youre the best a man can get”

i thought the first one was funny so i gave the guy a shot.

emilyrose's avatar

Once a guy asked me “do you come here often?” in a bar and then said, “I can’t believe i just said that.”

HA HA! I was not into him but I would have been down if I thought he was cute.

Strauss's avatar

I play accordion (yes, really!)

I asked a girl if she would like to hug my accordion (accordionist inside joke).

22 years later, we’re still together, and I still play accordion!

angelic_fire_hazzard55555's avatar

My dad used this line on my mom and obviosly it worked,

“When i asked you out did you know i was after you? cus i was!”

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