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What is the cheesiest way ask out a girl?

Asked by iRemy_y (550points) February 8th, 2010

My friend and i love to tease each other by being cheesy. we think its funny and cute to do. i tried asking her out a couple weeks ago, and she made a deal that she’d say yes, only if i got her a white rose and asked on valentines day. now im drawing blanks in what to actually say to make it official when i give her the rose. i wanted to explain to her that i couldn’t think of anything, so im settling on the cheesiest line in the book, but im drawing blanks on that line. any ideas?

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eponymoushipster's avatar

ever see the movie “Say Anything”? do that.

Dr_C's avatar

Try any one phrase from this site.

Also… you can go middle school and on a sheet of paper write “Do you want to go out with me” and underneath draw 2 check-boxes.. one with a “Yes” and one with a “No”.

Pretty damned cheesy.

eponymoushipster's avatar

if anyone knows cheesy and pickup, it’s @Dr_C lol

life_after_2012's avatar

Me: Hey there i was wondering if by chance you knew how much a polar bear weights?
Girl im hitting on: Umm? No.
Me: Enough to break the ice. How ya doing my name is…

Get it!!!

ucme's avatar

Wow you don’t sweat much for a fat girl
Nice legs what time do they open?
I was just curious are you as good as all the guys say you are?

lucillelucillelucille's avatar

Have your mother ask her out for you ;)

Dr_C's avatar

@eponymoushipster true… it’s helped me get many a date and my fiancee.

Shae's avatar

Give her a folded note, with 4 ur eyes(draw the eyes) only written on the outside.

Inside – Will you go with me?
Check the box yes or no?

J0E's avatar

How you doin’? :: cue slimy smile ::

HGl3ee's avatar

“You’re the cheese to my macaroni, will you go out with me?” [Finish with a big cheese smile, the kind you see on a Kodak commercial :D]

You said cheesy ;) I give you cheese!

Mozart's avatar

“My pants must be a mirror because I can see you in them”


erichw1504's avatar

I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?

erichw1504's avatar

It’s a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out!!

erichw1504's avatar

Do you have a mirror in your pocket? ‘Cause I could see myself in your pants.

erichw1504's avatar

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.

iRemy_y's avatar

@erichw1504 i’m using that teddy bear line eventually!! haha its funny cuz its so innocent =P

i really like that idea with the paper and chek boxes, because she;d prbably destroy that paper with the amount of checks shed put in that yes box. haha thanks

tamkli3's avatar

(With hands on shoulders) Oh, those are shoulder blades, I thought they were wings.

Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.

Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.

lol they’re all cute! :)

tamkli3's avatar

Your legs must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night.

or this one’s an original :)

stranger_in_a_strange_land's avatar

“Candy, little girl? (leer)”

CMaz's avatar

Hey baby… How about a little cheese with that cracker?

Dr_C's avatar

From the ladies man: “It looks like someone stole 2 fine hams and shoved them down the back of your dress”.

CyanoticWasp's avatar

@stranger_in_a_strange_land and you keep trying to convince us that you have poor social skillz. You’ve got it going on.

@lucillelucillelucille I loved that one. Better yet, though, have your mother have her mother ask.

But if you want all-time cheese, I still swear by:

Do you know the difference between a Big Mac and a blow job?

If she says “No”, then ask her out to lunch. If she says “Yes”, then ask her to explain it to you.

Dreday's avatar

If you where a patio door I’d slam you all day….. Are those space jeans cause those legs are out if this world…. Lol…

erichw1504's avatar

Nice legs, what time do they open?

YoH's avatar

Wanna hang? You pay.

filmfann's avatar

My face is leaving in 10 minutes. Be on it.

eponymoushipster's avatar

Let’s schedule an appointment for a fluid transfer.

tamkli3's avatar

my friend just gave me one that’s been used on her before…

” nice shoes…............. want to fuck?”

^^ my response to that was O.O

666's avatar

Her Name !

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