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Come on Ladies, give it up! How do you flirt with a Man?

Asked by RealEyesRealizeRealLies (30938points) March 22nd, 2010

What’s worked for you? What hasn’t?

Now I’m not talking about Night Club Sexy Boy Toys.

When you see a Man, one that fulfills your image of a real Man, how do you flirt with him?

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bellusfemina's avatar

Bat my eyelashes. j/k

Seek's avatar

I heard guitar being played, found the source, liked what I saw, sat down on the couch, and said “Oh, I love Fleetwood Mac. Were you playing Paul McCartney’s ‘Blackbird’ before that?”

The rest is history.

meagan's avatar

I’m going with @lucillelucillelucille here lol

Seek's avatar

Bah humbug. Everyone flirts, whether they realise they’re doing it or not.

Grisaille's avatar

I don’t know about these hussies, but I tickle his ballsack.

eponymoushipster's avatar

if anyone knows about tickling ballsacks, it’s @Grisaille.

KatawaGrey's avatar

@Grisaille: Psht, everyone does that.

I start talking about sci fi and magic. Seriously, I attract nerds.

meagan's avatar

@Seek_Kolinahr No, seriously. I don’t flirt! :P I haven’t even had a boyfriend in two years. I’m more of a man than anything o_o

borderline_blonde's avatar

I strike up a conversation and then find something to compliment him on while touching the subject of my compliment: “That’s such a cool belt!” Yeah, I’m a dork, but at least it gets them to know I’m interested.

lucillelucillelucille's avatar

I confess.I usually punch them in the cock.

Seek's avatar

@KatawaGrey Hey, it works. ^_^

I asked my husband out on our first date – to the Renaissance Festival. Yep, eight glorious hours of Human Combat Chess, Jousting, and discussing the finer points of 1st edition AD&D vs. Version 3.5.

Haleth's avatar

@borderline_blonde If you tell a guy, “That’s a cool belt!” he probably thinks, “She’s looking at my penis!”

Vunessuh's avatar

I don’t flirt with a guy without my sidekick @lucillelucillelucille. She dickpunches them and I flick their balls. It’s a team effort.

lucillelucillelucille's avatar

@Vunessuh – Don’t forget about coating them with honey while I release the killer bees!

Jude's avatar

I catch one guy tickling another guy’s ballsack. They both notice me noticing them. They both give me a come hither look. I walk on over and proceed to tickle the one guy’s ballsack, who is tickling the other guy’s ballsack.

Works every time.

;-)

chyna's avatar

@jjmah Thanks, I’m going to try that next time. :)

Jude's avatar

@chyna lol, yay!

bellusfemina's avatar

You can flirt with a guy without touching his balls believe it or not….....:D

Facade's avatar

I haven’t really flirted with a guy since high school. I used to stare at [random guy] from the football field or basketball court as I was cheering lol. Pretending not to notice a guy eyeing me in the hallway worked pretty well too =)
Nowadays I don’t flirt with guys intentionally

chyna's avatar

@bellusfemina Probably, but where’s the fun in that?

CMaz's avatar

I prefer my woman to be direct.

ucme's avatar

Just thought i’d pop in to state that cock punching is… well… OUUUUUCCCCHHHH!! Carry on girls.

CMaz's avatar

Unlike a donkey punch.

ucme's avatar

Or an ass.

bob_'s avatar

* Note to self: wear a cup when in the presence of @lucillelucillelucille *

Shae's avatar

I change the tone of my voice, it becmes more soft. I look up at him through my lashes. I make sure to touch him when ever possible. Never take your eyes off him.

Grisaille's avatar

@bob_ Or you can just preemptively kick her in the vagina.

LoveNickValensi's avatar

I really don’t know how to flirt.But what I do (nothing) seems to really work.lol

lucillelucillelucille's avatar

@bob_ Chicken! Lol!
@Grisaille -He could….but he won’t

bob_'s avatar

@lucillelucillelucille Ain’t nobody punching the Admiral.

lazydaisy's avatar

very well, thank you. That’s how.

RealEyesRealizeRealLies's avatar

that’s a lot better than getting kicked in the nuts… whew!

lazydaisy's avatar

guaranteed

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