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Fluther is drinking my milkshake. Again. To whom would I report this repeated theft?

Asked by WillWorkForChocolate (23163points) June 12th, 2013

I mean, come on! Once was enough, but to drink my milkshake all the time… well, let’s just say I take my milkshakes very seriously and this is causing me all sorts of emotional anguish.

Who is it that is actually doing the drinking, anyway? Is it Ben? Andrew? Auggie?

And to whom would I report this? The milkshake thieves must be stopped!

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Pandora's avatar

So what did this milkshake taste like and was is super frosty or a bit on the soft side? Can you identify your milkshake? Don’t worry. I put this guy
on the case. Dadadaaa, ta ta, dadadaaa, ta, ta
He is still charging 1960 prices.

ucme's avatar

Shaking that ass! ;-}

thorninmud's avatar

Look for the guy with the loooong straw.

Judi's avatar

You don’t need to report it. The CIA and NSA are on it.

rojo's avatar

Me too! WTH! (sugar freak, hope they get diabetes).

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Plucky's avatar

Well, Auggie does like her ice cream. Not pointing fingers… Just sayin’...

bookish1's avatar

I confess.

I had super low blood sugar last night and went on a quest to devour the world. Sorry, @WillWorkForChocolate ;)

jonsblond's avatar

If you don’t like Fluther drinking your milkshake, GTFO!

Dutchess_III's avatar

This detective has way better music so go with him. Zulo as Kono does awesome work.

Dutchess_III's avatar

Is the SRS on it too, @Judi?

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Tropical_Willie

We <3 you.

PhiNotPi's avatar

[mod says] All complaints about milkshake theft can be directed to http://www.fluther.com/milkshakes/.

Dutchess_III's avatar

ROFLLL! Must be a government link there. It don’t work.

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Pandora's avatar

@Dutchess_III I agree but he never leaves the island.

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

OMG @Pandora! It was supposed to be a link to Columbo, rofl! Someone’s messing with shit again!

chyna's avatar

Did it look like this? If so, that’s not the one I was drinking, so it wasn’t me.

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

Okay. Mooooooooom!

Pandora's avatar

Great, all I’ve been thinking about all day is having a chocolate milk shake. Thanks! :(

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

You’re welcome!

augustlan's avatar

I have it on good authority that Dr. J loves milkshakes. Just sayin’.

AstroChuck's avatar

Anyone else have this compulsion to smash in some radio preacher’s head with a bowling pin?

Berserker's avatar

Holy fuuuuck…it’s Brundlefly.

snowberry's avatar

I just clicked on this question and Fluther was drinking MY milkshake! Let’s sue!

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