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The Jelly Below Me #48?

Asked by Jonesn4burgers (6655 points ) November 7th, 2013

Well, the page got too long. I hope I get this right, because I was having fun with the thread.
Here are the rules:
Begin your post by responding to the statement or question posted just before you.
End your post with TJBM – The Jelly Below Me, and a statement or question of your own for the next jelly.
Be honest or not, serious or silly, but remember to end your post with the lead – in for the next jelly.
Let my example be the first post:
FALSE, but I’ll try anyway.
TJBM loves to dance.

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533 Answers

ibstubro's avatar

TJBM refuses to eat shrimp because the look like grubs.

snowberry's avatar

Ugh. I haven’t thought of that, but that’s not the reason I don’t eat shrimp.

TJBM was at the 90th percentile growing up.

ibstubro's avatar

True! (I couldn’t resist bragging THAT one up!) lol

TJBM eats rabbit.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

Gladly, if youre inviting me to dinner! I used to, long ago, but I no longer have the availability. I refuse to pay gourmet prices for what we used to shoot in our back yard. I’d shoot ‘em myself, but somebody else would have to dress ‘em.
TJBM wants gravy with that

SQUEEKY2's avatar

The TJBM thinks Canadian truck drivers are groovy.

SadieMartinPaul's avatar

This jelly has a passion for anything Canadian.

TJBM laughed when Bambi’s mother died.

SQUEEKY2's avatar

Oh sorry broke one of the rules will try again,Oh no I didn’t she did a lot of damage to my hood of my rig.

Juels's avatar

False. I cried like a baby.

TJBM ran out of toilet paper in the bathroom this morning.

snowberry's avatar

Well I finished a roll, but there was another one right there, so no problem.

TJBM has tasted coconut butter.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

False, just now, I’m laughing that hard!
TJBM started to respond and forgot what they were going to say.

snowberry's avatar

False.

TJBM was planning to write an answer to his own question, but I beat him to it.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

OOOOPS! My last response was to @Juels We posted together

Coloma's avatar

TJBM noticed that a new jelly changed horses in midpost and rode out of part 48

Skylight's avatar

Jellies can ride? What do they ride, Seahorses?TJBM

My dogs just shredded a magazine, shall I use it in a recipe?

Coloma's avatar

@Skylight Haha…I think you’re not catching on here. You are supposed to answer true/false expound a bit if you so desire and then posit a new Q. to the jelly below you. My Q. above was about you! lol Noticed you were posting then disappeared.

Ookay..I babble on….let’s start over.

TJBM is going to be TJAM the jelly above me

Leanne1986's avatar

Nope! Tis I!

TJBM likes eating cereal straight from the pack (rather than in a bowl with milk)

Coloma's avatar

True, ‘tis YOU my little puppy loving pal.
True again…I like dry cereal sometimes.

TJBM needs a massage

KNOWITALL's avatar

You bet I do, always my feet, Heaven!

TJBM has awesome boots.

snowberry's avatar

Awesome ski boots that I haven’t had a chance to use in close to 10 years. I designed them myself. I wish I could show you the pictures.

TJBM likes sardines.

ZEPHYRA's avatar

Not really. I used to love them as a kid but not so much now.
TJBM has his/her dog right next to them now.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

One on one side on the floor and the other is three feet away waiting for me to open the door to go out.

TJBM has the dogs help to answer this question.
I do ! !

snowberry's avatar

I would if I had one. Woof!

TJBM likes to walk in the rain.

SQUEEKY2's avatar

False.
TJBM likes Canadian truckers.(think I did it right that time)

KNOWITALL's avatar

True, who doesn’t like big burly ice road truckers.

TJBM is a pervert. ;)

Dutchess_III's avatar

Am not!

TJBM is a pervert. We’ll just keep going till we find one, K?

SQUEEKY2's avatar

Well sorta ,but just with Mrs Squeeky does that count??
TJBM likes to skinny dip.

Dutchess_III's avatar

I did when I did it but I don’t do it anymore so ditch dat.

TJBM likes perverts.

snowberry's avatar

Nope. Not even a little bit.

TJBM is not a pervert (and wouldn’t admit it if they were). There. I bet that gets someone.

Dutchess_III's avatar

I’m not answering that! I’m not even here. Just ignore that person behind the curtain.

ibstubro's avatar

True, you’re wrong.

TJBM requires 2 friends to change a light bulb.

Dutchess_III's avatar

No, just one son or just one husband ‘cuz I don’t want to do it any more and why should I? They owe me, big time! (Plus standing on chairs and looking up really makes me dizzy any more. Don’t know why.)

TJBM is a chicken.

snowberry's avatar

Only when my chicken suit isn’t at the cleaners!

TJBM has climbed to the top of a mountain and sat on the peak to eat lunch.

Dutchess_III's avatar

Hm….I didn’t take any food with me when I did that. But I did climb the mountain. I could see Seattle far, far in the distance and it had a faint, very pretty greenish glow around it. I don’t know how or why, but it IS called “The Emerald City.”

TJBM loves their toy box.

SQUEEKY2's avatar

True,and you should see my toy box,he,he,he.
TJBM likes to cliff dive.

ibstubro's avatar

FALSE. I developed a decent fear of heights the age of 40 in Las Vegas.

TJBM has a an wearable article of double-knit polyester in their closet.

snowberry's avatar

Quite a few actually.

TJBM is allergic to chocolate.

Blondesjon's avatar

False. I lurve abbey to death.
TJBM once kicked a midget in the junk.

Dutchess_III's avatar

Yeah, but I had a damn good reason.

TJBM prefers desk top computers to lap tops.

ibstubro's avatar

True. My lap is hot enough…lets keep the computer on the DESK.

TJBM sausage to bacon.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

Wrong! They are best together, with syrup!
TJBM wants a new life.

Dutchess_III's avatar

I’m glad you understood the question @Jonesn4burgers!

I’m happy with what I have, but I would like some adjustments. But that is up to me.

TJBM pancakes to French toast. I have no idea what that means. it was just an inspiration that came to me in a dream a minute ago.

Seek's avatar

Yes… yes… OH GOD YES!! * pants, heaves, pants *

TJBM can light my cigarette?

ibstubro's avatar

True. I don’t mind if you smoke, even if I personally quit 15 years ago. I have an ashtray right HERE.

TJBM prefers Mozart to Moby.

Seek's avatar

I don’t actually smoke, unless I’m on fire.

And I do, though that one radio hit from the 90s was quite catchy.
Also, I’m more of a Bach girl.

TJBM prefers root beer to beer.

laurenkem's avatar

False.

TJBM is dreading going to work tomorrow.

SQUEEKY2's avatar

False I am dreading going back to work on Sunday because of the weather.
TJBM likes chocolate cream pie

Dutchess_III's avatar

I do. Which is why I avoid it every chance I get.

TJBM wants @ibstubro‘s ashtray.

For the Askville folks…I took a calculated risk mentioning pancakes….Be very careful using that word around here. Unless you like nekid people running amok. In the dark. With no clothes on.

Seek's avatar

I do – as a necklace. That’s really pretty.

And, I believe the pancake thread has determined that French Toast is a multiple O – so extra bonus.

TJBM is Flunkering tonight.

Hey, might as well get them all caught up on the terminology. Wine, anyone?

Dutchess_III's avatar

No, not yet Seek. Shell just run!

I do believe I am Flunkering tonight. Hubby out of town an all ;).

TJBM is getting ready to watch a cool Clint Eastwood/Orangutan movie from the 70’s.

Seek's avatar

I would so drink with you.
I think tonight is going to be some old Outer Limits stuff, since I have to WAIT until Doc Martin series 1 comes in. * grumble *

TJBM’s favourite Bond is Roger Moore.

ibstubro's avatar

Roger…? Oh, that bloke that played Sean Connery’s Bond character?

TJBM passes gas in the grocery when no one is around.

Blondesjon's avatar

True and then waits until somebody is around.
TJBM invented the Slap Chop.

Dutchess_III's avatar

False. I broke the one we got. Didn’t take long, either.

TJBM has a bonifide food processor.

SadieMartinPaul's avatar

Yes, Dutchess, I have a classic Cuisinart, and I use it at least several times per week.

TJBM prefers the Veg-o-Matic. (I miss UHF television.)

snowberry's avatar

My Veg-o-Matic is called a knife.

TJBM wears a sh*t eating grin, and little else to bed.

geeky_mama's avatar

Oh @snowberry…you must stop peeking in my windows at night.

TJBM is working for the weekend.

SQUEEKY2's avatar

False,already on my weekend my work week starts Sunday.
TJBM would like to work 4 on and 4 off like I do.

Dutchess_III's avatar

Yeah, that would work. But I’d really like an interesting job too.

TJBM hates all the stress and hoopla associated with the “holidays.”

snowberry's avatar

Yup. I even make my family go Christmas shopping. I can’t stand it.

TJBM wears dentures.

ibstubro's avatar

Be true to your teeth, or they will be false to you!
False. I’ve been true to my teeth (and they’ve cost as much as a kid!)

TJBM wishes the circus was in town.

Imadethisupwithnoforethought's avatar

Nope. The circus makes me uncomfortable because my daughter wants to ride all the scary rides and assumes I am man enough to go with her.

The jbm has some awesome skill they are looking for an opportunity to brag about.

Seek's avatar

I just managed to pour Pinot Noir down my cleavage while trying to get the last bits of wine out of my Renaissance Faire-purchased booze crockery.

Huzzah!

TJBM has actual mad skills.

Imadethisupwithnoforethought's avatar

It is true. I am an actual a world renowned expert on drinking boob shots from nerdy, hyper intelligent women. It is kinda my super power.

TJBM will make this more family friendly

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

I can’t. I can’t get my mind off where I can get a bottle quick! These boobies havn’t shooted in a long time. Are we forming a line, or penciling in appointments?
TJBM wants a new duck

snowberry's avatar

A trained Muscovy duck that does tricks please.

TJBM is on a diet.

Coloma's avatar

Hey you guys, I feed a darling pair of Muscoveys along with my goose friends at a local park lake here. I want to duck and goosenap everyone! haha

TRUE! How’d ya know! I’ve been doing well except for a midnight weak moment a few days ago when I was up late and just couldn’t resist a midnight grilled cheese! lol

TJBM is a carb addict

snowberry's avatar

Used to be. Every once in a while I have a cookie and am disappointed at the taste.

TJBM can easily go out sit on their roof. Through a window maybe?

Blondesjon's avatar

False. I climb up on a corn bin.
TJBM has gingivitis.

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

False. I brush, floss, and mouthwash it up like a good girl.

The jelly below me wants to nurse my husband after his oral surgery tomorrow, so my kidney infection and I can have some alone time. ;)

Coloma's avatar

For you yes,otherwise NO! I am not a nurse type, at all…well…I was as a mother, but now that I’m an old chick, no thanks…not interested in being a nurse with a purse to some old geezer. lol

TJBM likes to watch old re-runs of “Californias Gold” with the late Huell Howser

reijinni's avatar

of course
TJBM wants to change countries.

ibstubro's avatar

False. The USofA is prosperity central and has all the major climate groups.

TJBM was born with a special quality.

Dutchess_III's avatar

Umh. Yes. But let me unravel it from all my other special qualities.
PASS.

ibstubro's avatar

True. Let me zip on by.
TJAM has retired to bed.
TJBM has worn a pair of underwear on their head, if only briefly.

Dutchess_III's avatar

True. I have retired to bed with my underwear on my head. No, I haven’t! It just rhymed so I went with it.

TJBM says it’s really, truly time for bed with NO underwear anywhere in sight! Not even on their husband’s butt, which is in their face, and such…

Bluefreedom's avatar

According to my watch (10:53 p.m.), it is normal for a lot of people to be ready for bed. Even me. Alas, I work the night shift and can’t go to bed until about 6 a.m. Yeah, sometimes I sleep commando, sometimes not.

TJBM has dreams on a regular basis everytime they go to sleep.

augustlan's avatar

True!

TJBM talks in their sleep.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

I did as a child. My daughter does now.
TJBM wants a lovely new dress.

Bluefreedom's avatar

False. I quit cross-dressing after I joined the military. They kind of frown on that type of behavior. Seriously though, I never wore a dress as a man but maybe I’ll buy one for my wife. Or my mistress.

TJBM is a big fan of Halloween and gets seriously involved in the costume aspects of the holiday.

reijinni's avatar

nope, too lazy
TJBM rents from Blockbuster.

Seek's avatar

Nope, but ten years ago I rented from MEGAFLICKS. which was about two blocks from where I lived in Bayonet Point, FL. Don’t worry, after it closed, someone built a giant, bright purple porno shop even closer to my house. I could see it from my bedroom window.

TJBM has a favorite adult entertainment establishment.

snowberry's avatar

Yes. I like my kitchen. There aren’t any kids around, so it’s an adult entertainment establishment (meaning we sit around, drink coffee and talk). It’s fun for old folks like me.

ibstubro's avatar

TJAM forgets things.
TRUE!
TJBM loves adventures in eating.

snowberry's avatar

Ooops, I do, at that.

TJBM is forgiving and kind.

mattbrowne's avatar

TRUE most of the time.
TJBM doesn’t want the NSA to spy on decent citizens of other countries.

reijinni's avatar

true
TJBM wants to run for political office.

ibstubro's avatar

False. I was raised with, around and for political office holders, and it’s not a life for me.

TJBM harbors mistrust for snowmen.

Coloma's avatar

Haha…false. I make miniature snowmen and shelve them in my freezer to take out in the summer and enjoy them. I am also a mean snow sculpturess, I make amazing deer and bears in 3D coming out of snowbanks. :-)

TJBM likes to sculpt

SQUEEKY2's avatar

False , but I did like to play with clay as a kid.
TJBM is a do it yourselfer.

Seek's avatar

You’re gorram right I am. One of my biggest problems is storage space for all of my tools and crap.

TJBM would rather hire a guy.

ibstubro's avatar

True. We have a handyman that will do anything from replacing a window to building sheds for $10 an hour. You have to keep a guy like that busy.

TJBM remembers the taste of ear wax.

snowberry's avatar

Or us either!

TJBM has a day off coming up soon.

Juels's avatar

True. Tomorrow is Saturday!

TJBM can recite the alphabet backwards in under 10 seconds.

(One of my useless mad skills. I keep hoping for a sobriety check. I could rock that one!)

Dutchess_III's avatar

No. Oh hail no.

TJBM could read Prince Bertrand The Bad backward before he or she could even read.

snowberry's avatar

Never heard of it.

TJBM likes snakes.

Dutchess_III's avatar

Not really. My son is crazy about them. I can tolerate them as long as I don’t see them.

TJBM hates sleeping in so late.

snowberry's avatar

My schedule is so weird that if I get ANY sleep that’s a good thing.

TJBM has eaten or knows someone who has eaten a live gold fish.

reijinni's avatar

nope
TJBM has known somebody that has been flagpole sitting.

ibstubro's avatar

No sitting but I still have a vivid memory of sticking (my tongue) to a flagpole.

TJBM is driven MAD by slow drivers.

SQUEEKY2's avatar

VERY true.
TJBM thinks 18wheelers are the biggest thing on the road,they don’t know about 2 trailers units called super trains that have 30wheels.

Dutchess_III's avatar

I’ve seen a semi pulling 3 trailers. And playing games with me. At night. With my 70 year old mother sleeping in the passenger seat. Does that count? (Scariest damn time on the road, ever.)

TJBM likes carbohydrates.

KNOWITALL's avatar

@Dutchess_III Mmmmmhmmmmm, bagels rock my face off. :)

TJBM is so mad right now it’s scary….

Dutchess_III's avatar

No. I’m just disgusted that I slept till 11.

TJBM will tell me why she is so mad.

snowberry's avatar

I don’t get mad, and if I do, it’s not for long. The last time I did really get mad, it was at a doctor. I hate that I’m used to having medical people LIE to me! And I hate having to trust them with my life! There. I feel better for getting that off my chest.

TJBM is addicted to junk food.

Valerie111's avatar

True. I love barbecue chips and chocolate.

TJBM already has their Christmas tree set up.

Seek's avatar

Oh HELL no. I may be American, but I still separate my cultural observances into their traditional timeframes.

TJBM still believes in Santa.

Dutchess_III's avatar

Of course I do. Why wouldn’t I?

TJBM heard something truly funny today.

snowberry's avatar

Not yet, but I’m waiting. So far it’s been a lot of sad stories. Maybe I need to get off of Fluther.

TJBM went Trick or Treating for Halloween.

Dutchess_III's avatar

Here’s one for ya @snowberry!

False. We didn’t even have trick or treaters come to the house. But, I wasn’t here so I don’t know.

TJBM usually has Thanksgiving at their house.

Valerie111's avatar

False. We always have Thanksgiving at my parent’s house

TJBM carved pumpkins this Halloween

Seek's avatar

Actually no, for the first time in a long time.
My best year, though, was the Eye of Sauron. I’m having a hard time finding a picture.

TJBM is addicted to sunflower seeds.

Valerie111's avatar

Not addicted, but I do like them.

TJBM leaves cookies and milk out for Santa.

SQUEEKY2's avatar

false they are all for me.
TJBM prefers kittens over puppies.

Valerie111's avatar

False. Kitties are adorable but I’m more a dog person.

TJBM likes sushi.

Dutchess_III's avatar

No, I do not, Sam I Am. Especially not sushi topped with roach.

TJBM has been active on all 48 TJBM threads.

Blondesjon's avatar

False. This is my first time. i think
TJBM made nasty backdoor whoopie with Regis Philbin.

Dutchess_III's avatar

EW!!! I did not!

TJBM is glad to have a snug warm house to live in.

SQUEEKY2's avatar

Very true,and happy to have Mrs Squeeky to share it with.
TJBM has never heard of 5 pin bowling.

SadieMartinPaul's avatar

No, I haven’t heard of 5-pin bowling (I’d love to read a description and learn about it). But, I grew up in New England, where candlepin bowling ruled. Man, you really had to wind up and whale on those suckers! When I was a kid, most places had a Saturday morning TV show called “Bowling for Dollars.” In New England, it was “Candlepins for Cash.” I can even remember when Fenway Park had a streetfront bowling alley – the Kenmore Bowladrome – a candlepin emporium.

TJBM would rather be surfing.

snowberry's avatar

I’m done surfing the Internet for now. LOL

TJBM needs to eat dinner.

Dutchess_III's avatar

No. I’m done eating for the day.

TJBM doesn’t watch TV during the weekday.

reijinni's avatar

false. I watch TV whenever there’s a good show on.
TJBM observes their own Sabbath.

Blondesjon's avatar

True. I don’t roll on Blondesjomer Shabbos.
TJBM has a nice marmot.

snowberry's avatar

No. Those are mean critters.

TJBM has worn a mullet before, or knows someone who has.

Coloma's avatar

False and false. They have always been in bad taste. lol

TJBM LOVES broccoli with cheese sauce

ibstubro's avatar

True. Well ”LOVES’ is a bit of a stretch, but I’ve had it twice this week.

TJBM has laughed liquid out their nose in the past week.

Imadethisupwithnoforethought's avatar

False. I had cheap booze make my eyes water this week.

The Jelly Bellow Me engaged in behavior way too immature for their age in the past week.

Seek's avatar

^ See my posts from last night. Haha.

TJBM has also cringed upon reading their past Flunker posts.

Coloma's avatar

KInda yeah..I should never have gone done pedophile road. lol

TJBM just blew their diet and ate something off limits fuck it, it;s Friday! haha

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

What diet? The stress only made me hungrier. I’m better just trying to reduce my stress and hope things don’t get worse.
TJBM has been so tired they know that head in the bucket sound.

Coloma's avatar

True! Ugh! Goin to bed at 9 tonight. Pffft.

TJBM has a nose ache

SQUEEKY2's avatar

False,it’s a head ache.
TJBM likes playing chess.

Bluefreedom's avatar

False. I never learned how to play chess and it seems too complicated to me. I’m a Backgammon fan though.

TJBM is a procrastinator and substitutes doing chores with watching too much television.

augustlan's avatar

Partially true. I am a procrastinator who doesn’t often do chores, but I substitute the internet.

TJBM is cold right now.

snowberry's avatar

I’m always cold this time of year. I have a closet full of wool.

TJBM lives where it snows and loves it.

ibstubro's avatar

True, I live where it snows. False, I love it. True, I love watching fat, lazy flakes falling from the sky. False, I hate being bone cold, clearing the car. True, I love the insulated silence of being in a pristine white world. False, I fear driving on ice.

TJBM has rescued a bug.

Coloma's avatar

True! Just yesterday, a tired Bumble Bee that bounced onto the deck. The cat was wanting to mess with it so I out it on a big red rose to rest or die. haha

TJBM thinks Gophers are adorable

snowberry's avatar

Not really.

TJBM thinks that men exist to make women warm. I do, and it works.

Coloma's avatar

False. Men exist to take out the trash. lol

TJBM is a dynamic force to be reckoned with

ibstubro's avatar

True. If I make it a mission, Katy bar the door!

TJBM has barred a door before.

snowberry's avatar

Yes.

TJBM likes roller coasters.

SQUEEKY2's avatar

True,just don’t get a chance to ride them anymore.
TJBM would like to try bungee jumping.

Bluefreedom's avatar

False. I considered it once because it looked fun but I started thinking clearly again and didn’t do it. I will try skydiving before I die though.

TJBM is a fan of at least one Pink Floyd song.

Coloma's avatar

True..I love “The Wall” I was a 70’s teen, grew up on P.F. and all the other greats. :-)

TJBM has seen “Las Vegas” hilarious, gotta go!

ibstubro's avatar

False. I’ve not seen “Las Vegas”, but I’ve been to Las Vegas and rode every roller coaster there!

TJBM loves gooseberries.

Dutchess_III's avatar

I have never had them.

TJBM is getting used to seeing wild possums in their house.

ibstubro's avatar

<(Wondering…are there tame possums?)
(Why on God’s Green Earth would anyone tame a possum?)
(Could you train it to bite the end of a stick, and dust with it?)

SadieMartinPaul's avatar

Outside my house, not in my house. This isn’t Grey Gardens, after all. But, when I’m walking Sadie late at night, we do occasionally encounter a possum. If the little creature can’t scurry away quickly enough, it, well, plays possum.

TJBM wishes that the NBA would return to those little, tiny short-shorts of past decades. A little something for the ladies (or, for the guys; I’m cool with that).

Dutchess_III's avatar

No. No, I’m good without those funky little shorts on guys from the 70’s. I didn’t even like them then! (I have a horror story about a date I had in the 90’s involving those shorts…O, GROSS!)

TJBM is kind of afraid of having to get up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom.

Bluefreedom's avatar

True…..for about 2 weeks after I saw the movie “The Exorcist” when I was a teenager. Scared the hell out of me and I didn’t like to do anything at night during that time.

TJBM has a tendency to raid the fridge late at night on covert snack runs.

ibstubro's avatar

False. I don’t eat much, and I honestly don’t ever remember raiding the fridge.

< (Thinks maybe God’s cat had a hairball, and created possums for Him.)

TJBM eats popcorn with a spoon.

Bluefreedom's avatar

True. And I first revealed that in this Fluther thread—-> What is the weirdest thing about you?

TJBM will try any type of food, no matter what it is, at least once.

ibstubro's avatar

TRUE! I love new things, especially foods. I might even try ‘fake calamari’, aka fried hog bungs, as heard on NPR. :-D

TJBM listens to NPR.

snowberry's avatar

Occasionally. I loved Prairie Home Companion.

TJBM used to eat bugs when they were little.

Coloma's avatar

False, but, I grew up on the original granola being a horsey kid. Sweet feed, aka, as C. O. B.
Corn, oats and barley sweetened with molasses. Yummy! Horses like it too. lol

TJBM has or had a horse

SQUEEKY2's avatar

True, we had horses as kids.
TJBM Has always wanted to race dirt bikes.

ibstubro's avatar

True. When I was a kid, my brother and sister and I went together and bought a mini-bike. I loved it but not ½ as much as my sister or ¼ as much as my brother. lol

TJBM sucks Peanut M&M’s until the shell smooshes.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Can’t wait that long, I bite right into them.

TJBM is going to skip “Black Friday” and the sales after Thanksgiving.

Coloma's avatar

Always…gah!

TJBM loves spicey rice crackers

ibstubro's avatar

Oooh. Yeah. Once it was only the little moon shaped ones. Later the seaweed crackers.

TJBM gets a kick out of commercials.

Bluefreedom's avatar

Depends on which commercials they are. They have to be pretty good ones like some of those shown during the Superbowl. I absolutely HATE the Progressive Insurance commercials with that idiot Flo and her stupid humor and script.

TJBM believes that today’s professional athletes are way overpaid.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

True. I like watching Undercover Boss because they pay homage to regular people who work very hard and do a great job. I am impressed with people who are dedicated to excellence,on the job, not by jobs viewed by multitudes. I believe they should be paid well, but not in excess of any one nation’s gross income.
TJBM Has a favorite “Blankey”.

Dutchess_III's avatar

The one I’m under when a cool wind is blowing through the window!

TJBM is already starting to stress about Christmas. :(

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Nope we have all the presents bought, we start in the early spring buying a gift at a time.

TJBM is going out for Thanksgiving and not cooking at their place.

Dutchess_III's avatar

I don’t know yet, but that really sounds like a good idea! We’ll see. There is something neat about having the family over to the house but…our house is so damn small. It sucks.

TJBM wishes they were as smart as @Tropical_Willie.

ibstubro's avatar

False. What a burden. ;-)

TJBM thinks that it’ll be cool when we finally have holiday goods in the stores, 24/7, 365.

Dutchess_III's avatar

IDK. I think it’ll be cool when the materialism of the holidays starts dying out….which ain’t gonna happen. I just thought of something @Tropical_Willie If I go out to eat on Thanksgiving, that puts a demand on other people to have to work on that day…

TJBM thinks it should be the law that ALL businesses excepts hospitals,-etc. are closed on Christmas and Thanksgiving and the day after Thanksgiving.

ibstubro's avatar

FALSE. Not only am I equal opportunity religious, I have made some DAMNED good money working the holidays, when I needed it most. Double time and a half is fought over.

TJBM has played a board game in the past month.

Dutchess_III's avatar

Not physically. I’ve been playing Words With Friends, which would be Scrabble IRL.

TJBM wants to play a board game IRL.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

What is IRL? I played Risk today, and Monopoly this week, but it was on the xbox.
TJBM would rather watch cartoons than work on mondays.

Seek's avatar

IRL = “In real life” aka “Meatspace”.

I don’t watch cartoons much anymore, and I work from home now, so I’ll go with “no”.

TJBM actually loves their job.

Dutchess_III's avatar

Meatspace?

I don’t have a job. :( I used to love my job until my Boss completely lost her mind.

TJBM wants waffles right now!

Seek's avatar

Thou foul temptress!

TJBM would be just fine joining me in a cream-cheese and strawberry jelly sammich.

Coloma's avatar

Hmmm…never tried that, but, sure, I’m bold and adventurous. lol

TJBM wants to go see a movie today but it is SO beautiful out they will feel guilty sitting in a dark movie theater instead of being active outdoors

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

False. I’m attempting to talk my husband into mattress shopping. I’m getting desperate.

The jelly below me also needs a new mattress.

Dutchess_III's avatar

No, I’m good with mattresses. Park his butt on the couch until he agrees to get a new mattress!

TJBM has issues everytime he or she want to make waffles! Apparently I’ve lost my electric beater for to stiffen my egg whites with. Of course, I don’t find this out until I have everything to ready to mix…..

Coloma's avatar

False, I buy frozen waffles, which is next to never. I’m not really a breakfast person, coffee and a yogurt and granola bar or a bowl of cereal is about my speed.

TJBM is having a lazy Sunday morning

Dutchess_III's avatar

Pffffft! I wish! That was the plan but, at about 10 a.m., I got a wild hare to make waffles. One thing led to another…I didn’t eat until 3:00! The kitchen is a wreck…and my husband got a wild hare to fry chicken and mash potatoes tonight to add to the mess. Which I will ignore until tomorrow.

TJBM likes manipulating photos in Photbucket and other programs.

snowberry's avatar

I have no clue.

TJBM is not a fan of…?

Seek's avatar

Hip hop and rap music, modern country, 99% of pop music, NuMetal, reality television, most American television and movies, and mediocre coffee.

TJBM is almost as big a snob as I am. ^_^

Imadethisupwithnoforethought's avatar

I am more agnostic than a snob. I don’t like most things, think people who like them are a little crazy, but am too lazy to actively dislike anything or care if other people enjoy it.

TJBM is obsessive about something that no normal person should care about.

geeky_mama's avatar

Yes..but then, why be normal? I like what I obsess over and it doesn’t seem to be hurting anyone else that I need to scrub the sink out and leave it sparkling clean…

TJBM has already begun Christmas shopping.

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

False. I’m procrastinating.

The jelly below me will do a happy dance with me that my hubby agreed to a brand new mattress!!! It’s being delivered tomorrow, woohooooooooo!

snowberry's avatar

Yaaay! For brand new mattresses! Sleep tight!

TJBM thinks maybe the mods are a little too persnickety sometimes.

Coloma's avatar

@WillWorkForChocolate Well we know what you guys will be doing tomorrow night. lol

True, sometimes, but what do I really know? I haven’t been in “trouble” here since my first few months. I was given a 2 week suspension and have been able to behave myself since. Guess it worked. haha

TJBM is getting sleepy

snowberry's avatar

Maybe.

TJBM Thinks life is too short to stay angry at anyone.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

Nah. I believe that to a degree, depending on circumstances. I also believe life is too short to give people an opportunity to walk on me.

TJBM would take a trip into space if they could afford the fee.

snowberry's avatar

Naw. The NSA would follow me there too! LOL

TJBM likes burnt toast.

SQUEEKY2's avatar

False,just feel like burnt toast.
TJBM likes green olives on their sandwiches.

snowberry's avatar

Ick, no.

TJBM woke up before it was light this morning.

ibstubro's avatar

True, but I think I must wake up about every 20 minutes or so.

TJBM has eaten a bug.

snowberry's avatar

Yes! But not intentionally.

TJBM knows someone who has eaten a bug intentionally.

geeky_mama's avatar

Yep. I hear they are slimy yet satisfying. (But I’ll pass all the same, thanks.)

TJBM saw a coyote this morning.

Coloma's avatar

False, but I saw a squirrel fall out of a tree. lol It was chasing another squirrel around a huge pine tree and when it went to jump to another tree branch it fell about 8 feet into some ivy. haha
It was fine.

TJBM has no patience with anymore with old people and whiney kids

ibstubro's avatar

I have more patience with old people, the older I get. I probably couldn’t have less patience with whiny kids. Or adults.

TJBM has cross dressed.

Dutchess_III's avatar

Um, well. I’m a girl. Can girls cross-dress?

TJBM says it’s going to snow.

ibstubro's avatar

False! Snow is something I could happily witness on television alone for the rest of my days, so NO SNOW.

Sure, girls can cross dress. Pull on a tux.

TJBM calls duct tape “Oklahoma Chrome”.

Seek's avatar

Nope, I call it the “Handyman’s Secret Weapon”.

TJBM knows that anything can be fixed with a hammer, duct tape, or super glue.

Dutchess_III's avatar

If I put on a tux it would be assumed I am a show girl, not a cross dresser.

You forgot “staples.” But yep, they can fix anything, including gaping wounds. And if it can’t be fixed using that, it ain’t worth fixin’.

TJBM thinks everyone needs to start setting examples of behavior for the rest of society to emulate.

ibstubro's avatar

Tralse. I hold myself to a high standard, and that’s all I can really do

(Decidedly not a showgirl)

TJBM weeps easily.

Coloma's avatar

Only over animal cruelty, humans, meh, they bring on most of their own stuff. haha

TJBM is an animal lover

Dutchess_III's avatar

Oh, I like ‘em OK, but I wouldn’t say I love them. Not like my husband does!

TJBM has no desire to cross dress.

Leanne1986's avatar

Not really. I prefer feminine clothes generally although every so often I tom-boy it up.

TJBM has eaten an apple today.

Dutchess_III's avatar

No. I ate garlic bread and chocolate and now I don’t feel good.

TJBM is tired of people telling her how she feels about things.

snowberry's avatar

That used to be a problem, but no more.

TJBM thinks their computer has malware.

geeky_mama's avatar

Maybe.. there is this one email newsletter I get nearly daily and every time it hits my inbox a message pops up saying that my web browser is attempting to access an intranet site, would I like to block it? That seems not right.

TJBM is feeling inspired to write.

Blondesjon's avatar

True . . .

TJBM has rickets.

Coloma's avatar

I don’t know, maybe hiding under the extra 30 lbs. on my ass this year. lol

TJBM is trying to get in shape again as a middle ager…pffft!

SadieMartinPaul's avatar

Yep. Multiple knee problems, including surgery for a meniscal tear, broke my once-regular and rigorous exercise regimen. Now, I’m just plain lazy; once you stop working out, it’s difficult to get to the gym and back into a routine. I come up with excuses such as, “But I have all this laundry to do,” or, “It’s 2:30 pm. Time to start preparing dinner.”

TJBM bites his/her fingernails.

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

I did, until I started wearing acrylics to prevent me from doing so.

The jelly below me wants to come over for taco night and new mattress party! (We have to jump up and down on the new mattress for two hours, whilst drinking champagne and flipping pancakes, to break it in, ya know.)

Seek's avatar

Oh I am so in.

I don’t even have a contribution to the thread, I just want in on the booze and jumping and pancakes.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

I want nekkid pancakes . . . YAH ! ! Jumping on bad knees not so much.

TJAM ^ ^ ^ ^ didn’t do a TJBM

But the TJBM doesn’t care.

Blondesjon's avatar

nobody is going to bring up the logistics of jumping up and down vigorously on a mattress after tacos?!?

Coloma's avatar

True, I won’t bring it up, but…

TJBM jumps up and down on their mattress after drinking 4 Tsing Taos

ibstubro's avatar

False. Jumping up and down is Tigger’s preview.

TJBM cracks and eats hard shell nuts.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

Oh gosh yes! I love walnuts but especially the english walnuts. I REALLY wish I could get hickory nuts. I haven’t had any for a very last time and I LOVE them.
TJBM is going to overlook that I can’t figure out what the dealio is about pancakes, and either tell us all or PM me.

snowberry's avatar

I don’t know. But I’ll fix you some if you want them. What kind of syrup works for you?

TJBM is bald!

Bluefreedom's avatar

Yes I am and bald is beautiful! (I got sick of getting haircuts every 2 to 3 weeks to satisfy military standards. And I save a fortune on not having to buy shampoo)

TJBM is a germophobe and uses hand sanitizer religiously.

snowberry's avatar

Nope. Germs help the immune system, unless yours is already so compromised you should live in a bubble.

TJBM is allergic to wool.

Dutchess_III's avatar

False. I’m not allergic to anything that I know of.

TJBM has tickets. Wait…was that just asked above?

Seek's avatar

Ha! I have a couple.

Actually, the hubs’ band is opening for a national act on the 30th, and I have my ticket to the show hiding in my sewing table, in case they sell out and he decides to sell/give away my ticket to someone else.

TJBM hates hunting for babysitters.

snowberry's avatar

Nope. I’m Waaay past that stage, and I only found a dependable babysitter a few times anyway (dependable meaning someone who’d even think about coming). Other than that we used Grandma.

TJBM won’t use artificial sweeteners.

Seek's avatar

I like Splenda, but usually just use sugar.

And there are no grandmas. His lives in Illinois, mine is busy fattening up a small Dutch boy in a gingerbread house somewhere.

TJBM has a favourite local band.

Dutchess_III's avatar

I do, by default. The father of my oldest Granddaughter has always had a band of one sort or another. Used to be GreenDay. Right now I think they’re called Linnabary Wine. They do a lot of 70’s, CCR, that kind of thing. Harley (Boo’s dad) is really very good, but is still a wannabe at 36.

TJBM wishes it was warm all year around.

Coloma's avatar

False. I hate the heat, 5 months of it is more than enough for me. I’d like to live somewhere where the maximum temps. never get about 85.
It is still warm and dry here in NorCal, desperately need rain.

TJBM is savoring their morning coffee right now

Dutchess_III's avatar

No, done had coffee, working on my first Diet Coke.

TJBM has electronic crap spread all over their desk.

Coloma's avatar

False. No desk just my library table and laptop with a bamboo runner, a magnifying glass, several receipts, a wicker lamp and naked head hunter guy statue. lol

TJBM wants a naked headhunter

snowberry's avatar

Hmmm, nekkid wit pancakes. (I’m hiding!).

TJBM is a theist.

Dutchess_III's avatar

No, I’m not. Kind of wish I was. Used to be though. PUT YER CLOTHES ON ETHEL!!

TJBM’s computer has been hacked before.

Seek's avatar

Possibly. My debit card was hacked once. Took a lot to convince Visa that I had indeed not withdrawn three grand from various ATMs across New York City, as I had not set foot on Manhattan Island since I was 12 years old. “But according to our records you used to live there”. Yeah. In 1993.

TJBM plans to shop small and local businesses for holiday gifts.

Dutchess_III's avatar

Somewhat. Unfortunately there aren’t many small business left since Walmart showed up, and those that are here are really expensive. But I won’t shop Walmart if I can help it either.

TJBM is so glad for internet shopping and shipping.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

GAWD YES! Reduced mobility being a harsh issue for me, shopping is tough. I think I’m in love with my guy in the brown truck!
TJBM has a Christmas nightmare in their past.

Dutchess_III's avatar

Mmmm yeah, actually. I was really really sick, in the hospital for two weeks last November, spent all of December recovering. I had actually been sick for several months prior to that, just didn’t know it. I wasn’t myself and I lost control of a lot of our finances during that time. It was a mess. My husband took it upon himself to take out a “90 day note” for $2000 before Christmas to use FOR Christmas. I would have vetoed that had I been my normal self. We’re STILL paying it off. So that was kind of a nightmare for me.

TJBM has given a gift to someone (Christmas or otherwise) and had that person sniff in disdain or express obvious dislike over the gift you gave.

snowberry's avatar

Probably, but if I do, I can’t think of any.

TJBM is ready for cold weather (Brrrrrr)!

Dutchess_III's avatar

I am never ready for cold weather. The only time I’m good with it is in the evenings, with a cold north wind beating on the house, and me all curled up by the fireplace (or warm under comfy blankies.)

TJBM will not be participating in Black Friday.

snowberry's avatar

Never have; have no intention of starting now!

TJBM doesn’t like marshmallows.

Dutchess_III's avatar

I don’t mind them. I won’t go out of my way to eat them, but they have their uses.

TJBM still uses recipes or cooking tips he or she learned from their mom or dad.

Valerie111's avatar

Yes. My mom always puts a little sugar in tomato sauce and taught me the same. I also make a good soup she always made me.

TJBM hates tomatoes.

Blondesjon's avatar

False. Tomatoes are the basic building blocks of culinary life.

TJBM got a jumbo crayon stuck in their nose as a kindergartener.

Seek's avatar

No. I wasn’t a nose kid.

My brother, however, was in the hospital four separate times – peas, raisins, Lucky Charms and… I forget the fourth one.

My son stuck a transparent red Lego up his nose just before his third birthday. THAT was a fun trip to the Urgent Care center. The best part might have been the fact that they remembered him as Fishtank Boy

TJBM has a child with a nickname given to them by a local physician.

Dutchess_III's avatar

Not a physician, but my son’s PE teacher named him The Choker in 7th grade. He lost his temper at another kid and started choking him. I don’t understand it, but three it is.

TJBM wishes they sold smaller cans of certain foods, like refried beans.

snowberry's avatar

No, I don’t care.

TJBM wants to know the backstory of Fishtank boy!

Seek's avatar

The link is a picture of the fish tank my son broke, with his head, when he was 18 months old.

It left just a tiny cut between his eyebrows, and all the fish survived.

I took him to the urgent care center anyway, and they did an X-ray to make sure nothing was broken.

No one could believe he was completely unharmed – and apparently it was shocking enough that they remembered it a year later.

ibstubro's avatar

TJAM

Is the same as

TJBM.

snowberry's avatar

Nope. Well yes, and no.

TJBM has many pets.

ibstubro's avatar

Nope, none. I have no pet.

TJBM was raised to be racially insensitive.

snowberry's avatar

I probably was, but it’s not played out that way.

TJBM thinks this is awesome (really, take a few minutes and click around)!. http://www.spudstravels.com/ This one cracks me up… http://www.spudstravels.com/Travel%20Archive/travelarchiveframe.htm

Coloma's avatar

Haha…true, funny. I once Beavernapped a stupid ceramic Beaver my ex in-laws had in their yard and we sent ransom notes with the Beaver bound and gagged. Completely led them astray and they were convinced it was another family member. lol

TJBM has been to Beaver Utah all the rrads are paved in red asphalt from the local red rock, it’s the red road to beaver haha

Seek's avatar

I have blessedly never been anywhere in the Land of Weak Beer.

TJBM still doesn’t have a passport.

snowberry's avatar

Yes!

TJBM likes turnips!

Coloma's avatar

False, I do not like Turnips, but..I do have a passport, anyone want to run away with me? lol

TJBM chews bubble gum

snowberry's avatar

No. It sticks to my teeth.

TJBM is hungry. What ‘cha eatin’? Can I have some?

Coloma's avatar

True! I JUST made a snack of swiss cheese, red grapes and a piece of french bread. haha

TJBM is a cheeseaholic

Seek's avatar

Who am I to dis a brie?

TJBM would like a helping of my homemade chicken stew?

snowberry's avatar

Ohhh, yes! Thank you.

TJBM can eat anything and not gain weight.

Coloma's avatar

Hah…in my dreams, I have to work really hard to keep my girlish figure which is not so girlish right now lol

TJBM loves satin comfortors

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

Actually, I prefer a military down filled mummy style sleeping bag. They are so super warm! I fell in love with them during my navy years when I had to use one on duty nights. I had to spend the night on board my assigned craft, and sometimes they wer under repairs during the winter, which meant no heat. I could sleep skinny in my mummy bag, during winter on the east coast, and still stay so toasty warm i had to unzip it for a couple of hours before the night was over/
TJBM has never slept on a boat (Or ship)

Bluefreedom's avatar

False. They honeymoon of my second marriage was a 7 day Carnival Cruise in the Caribbean.

TJBM has difficulty sleeping while travelling on aircraft.

Seek's avatar

Who would want to? I love plane rides! – I grant i’ve never been on one longer than a few hours.

TJBM is afraid of flying

ibstubro's avatar

False. Although, I’ve had a fear of heights since Las Vegas, I still love flying.

TJBM is a fan of Louis Comfort Tiffany.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Yes, wish I had my aunt’s dining room chandelier. A Tiffany from the 1915 or just before WWI.

TJBM is completing a shopping list to go out shopping.

ibstubro's avatar

TRUE! I happen to be on-line shopping for Coke, and I’m headed to the outlet food store for crab meat at the amazing price of $5 a pound!

@Tropical_Willie chat me up about LCT some time!

TJellyBN is full of beans!

Coloma's avatar

LOL…I was, yesterday, had lunch at the BEST Mexican Place ever.

TJBM is full of coffee right now

Dutchess_III's avatar

False. Maybe Diet Coke and water, but not coffee.

TJBM still loves some of the stuff their mom used to feed them, like bread smothered with chicken gravy.

Seek's avatar

^ That sounds yummy, but my mom was a godawful cook. I took over that job as soon as I was tall enough to reach the back burner while standing on a step-stool.

TJBM would consider egging the school board building if their child was forced to sit outside on the ground for an hour because they couldn’t schedule a substitute bus driver. And they might consider mailing them a box of dog poop if the school didn’t bother to call the parents to let them know their kids would be an hour late coming home.

Dutchess_III's avatar

Well, yeah I would!

TJBM doesn’t have as much faith in those who are supposed to be taking care of our kids as he or she used to.

Seek's avatar

You can fucking say that again.

TJBM has a funny story they can share to take my mind off my homicidal raging.

Dutchess_III's avatar

Go to my timeline on fb. Look down until you see a story about a basement. There are three pictures attached, one of a teenager, one of a little boy, and one of some evil basement steps. Try that. :)

TJBM needs to take a shower.

Seek's avatar

Ha! I was reading that during the hour I spent sitting in the grass at his bus stop. It was quite funny. Also, I want a magic curtain.

Ian had a short phase of being afraid of his room. After doing everything I could to draw out what he was actually afraid of, and working with logic to show him that the dark room is the same as the light room, and you can keep the red light on anyway, and blah blah blah… I finally gave him this old bottle of Avon perfume, and told him it was Anti-Monster Mist, and it would make all the scary things go away if he sprayed it three times.

I think I smelled that awful smell four times. The bottle still sits on his nightstand, but he’s not afraid of his room anymore.

And yes, I do need a shower.

TJBM has used “magic” items to appease their children’s fears.

Blondesjon's avatar

False. I methodically beat their fear out of them.

TJBM is a Bronie.

snowberry's avatar

No. I know some though.

TJBM doesn’t like watermelon.

Dutchess_III's avatar

False. I like it.

TJBM has magic things around their house for the little grandkids.

reijinni's avatar

nope
TJBM is tempted to remove money from the collection plate.

Dutchess_III's avatar

No. However, it’s been years since I’ve been in a place with a collection plate.

TJBM wants a trained German Shepherd.

Seek's avatar

^ Yes! When the hubs and I finally get a place with a fenced-in yard, we’re hoping to get a Shepherd. Or a labrador. I’ve disallowed any more “violent” breeds, because my quasi-logical paranoia is strong. But Shepherds are great with kids.

TJBM is more a cat person.

Dutchess_III's avatar

Shepherd. Labs will eat your yard. Literally. Do not get a lab.

Yes I am more of a cat person.

TJBM hates feeling really full after eating.

Valerie111's avatar

Yes, I get a stomach ache and I have to put on sweatpants!

TJBM likes snakes.

ibstubro's avatar

I’m not a snake lover, but I’m not a hater either. Live and let.

TJBM toasts both sided of both pieces of bread for a grilled cheese sandwich.

Imadethisupwithnoforethought's avatar

I was not aware that you could do it any other way. And you butter the bread not the godd*mn pan.

TJBM wonders how grown adults out of college find drugs to take, because they think that is only something younger people know.

ibstubro's avatar

False. I’m in Illinois and a judge was given 18 months for crack. His investigation started when a fellow judge died at his place earlier this year of heroin. The supplier was a former probation officer. I suppose in Illinois, being in the field of law and order is as good a way to procure drugs as any.

TJBM can stand on their head.

Coloma's avatar

Not anymore, but I used to be able to. I suppose I could, if there is a wall to prop my feet against. Shit..getting older sucks. lol

TJBM makes a mean blackberry pie I do, I do

Bluefreedom's avatar

Alas, I cannot cook or bake to save my life. Although a slice of pie sounds nice, right about now.

TJBM prefers ethnic cuisine when dining out as opposed to mainstream American dishes.

Seek's avatar

Oh yes. I live for Asian food. Japanese, Chinese, Korean, Vietnamese, Indian… Om nom nom nom…

TJBM wishes they had a Japanese grandmother to teach them how to cook, too.

snowberry's avatar

I have the next best thing. My daughter lives in Japan. So far she’s taught me how to make omletto (no idea how you spell that). It’s basically an omelet over rice with some sort of sauce. The sauce is what makes it, and there are a variety of sauces. Apparently it’s a comfort food there.

TJBM has been to Japan.

SQUEEKY2's avatar

False,just across Canada.
TJBM has never sat in a semi truck.

reijinni's avatar

true
TJBM has appeared in a newspaper or a magazine.

Seek's avatar

True!

My friends and I were playing at the beach during a hurricane. Don’t try that at home, kids.
The boardwalk we were standing on, feeling the waves come in, was gone the next morning.

TJBM has done something crazy during a storm.

SQUEEKY2's avatar

Yeah ,snow storm couldn’t see five feet in front of the truck.
TJBM can’t drive a standard transmission vehicle.

Coloma's avatar

True. I learned years ago but was terrible then and now I don;t even remember WTH…. lol

TJBM has or has had a pet parrot

snowberry's avatar

Only a parakeet.

TJBM needs to get off the computer and go to work.

ibstubro's avatar

True. Not to work so much as just get BUSY.

TJBM is a pack rat.

reijinni's avatar

true
TJBM couldn’t be bothered with cleaning his room.

Dutchess_III's avatar

Well, I need to do it again. My side, anyway.

TJBM is behind on some bills.

ibstubro's avatar

True. My car insurance is a day or two over, strictly out of procrastination.

TJBM eats breakfast, lunch and dinner, every day.

Dutchess_III's avatar

False. I eat a brunch at about 11, and a “dinner” at about 3:00, then I’m done for the day.

TJBM wishes someone would just come clean their house.

Valerie111's avatar

False, cleaning relaxes me. I know, I’m weird.

TJBM plays Candy Crush Saga.

reijinni's avatar

no way
TJBM would frost their cake with marmite.

Seek's avatar

I have no idea what marmite is, but I’ll try anything once.

TJBM would like to hire @Valerie111 to clean their house.

Bluefreedom's avatar

Certainly. I hate to do housework and other related chores.

TJBM has enjoyed room service at a nice hotel or resort on at least one occasion.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

True I used to live a couple of blocks from a vacation casino hotel. I visited frequently,and had a membership, which is free. Every year on my birthday they gave me a free room or suite for a couple of nights, usually including a free tournament or complimentary gambling credit at least one of my meals, stuff like that. pool was heated year round geothermic. NICE.

TJBM has never been to a casino.

ibstubro's avatar

False. I’ve been to a number of casinos, and they bore me to tears.

TJBM has eaten a squirrel.

geeky_mama's avatar

Not that I know of…but ask me about that raw horse I ate one time.

TJBM is so hungry they could eat the butt out of a skunk.

SQUEEKY2's avatar

False at least right now.
TJBM thinks it takes a great deal of skill to back up 2 semi trailers at once.

Seek's avatar

I can hardly walk in reverse. So mad props to anyone who can do that without jack-knifing themselves over a cliffside.

TJBM has appeared in porn.

Coloma's avatar

Haha…not on film, but I have been a porn star in my intimate relationships. Oh to have my adorable young womans bod again pffft! lol

TJBM thinks the new restaurant trend of serving offal is awful

ibstubro's avatar

offal, noffal. IF they’ll eat it, WHO CARES?

TJBM thinks big thoughts.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

I…LIKE…BIG…THOUGHTS…........AND I CANNOT DENY… THAT WHEN AH GET TA THINKIN’.......AH DON’T NEED NO HEAVY DRINKIN’....JUST LET THOSE HEAVY THOUGHTS FLO…......JUST GO! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! I had to.

thejellybelowme doesn’t know the beat to rap this to.

Seek's avatar

Please. I’m a 90s kid. I know every word.

TJBM knows the Thriller dance.

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

Ummm… I know parts of it. Does that count?

The jelly below me likes big butts and they cannot lie.

geeky_mama's avatar

Yes, it’s sort of a family motto.

TJBM needs to make their butt less big.

Coloma's avatar

True, workin’ on it, but right now I’m sittin’ on it. lol

TJBM is over 50 and fighting middle age butt spread

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

Guilty as charged!
TJBM would like to bring in a happier subject than my enormous kiester!

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

Sure, let’s discuss the glory and divinity of the almighty cheeseburger!

The jelly below me has experienced a tonguegasm when eating certain foods.

Coloma's avatar

I had a lobster burrito recently. Oh. My. Gaaawd!

TJBM likes fish tacos

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Love them, we make our with talipia. cubed and fried with flour / corn starch mix and lots of chili powder.

TJBM is going to have fish for dinner or lunch today.

Coloma's avatar

Well…now that you mention it…I might just have to go for some shrimp, french bread and spinach dip. Pffft….it’s Friday, fuck the diet. lol

TJBM loves french bread and spinach dip

SQUEEKY2's avatar

TRUE.
TJBM likes Mcdonalds but doesn’t want anybody to know.

Leanne1986's avatar

I like it and I don’t care who knows. Except my boyfriend. I don’t want him to know!!

Coloma's avatar

I had one of the Southwest chicken wraps the other day, pretty damn good. Hanging head in shame. lol

@Leanne1986 You forgot the TJBM so I shall take over. haha

TJBM had shredded wheat for breakfast

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

No, I had PANCAKES….AW,SNAP! Gawt em frum mu frizzer.
TJBM likes fruit on their pancakes, but not frum the frizzer :0

Dutchess_III's avatar

OMG. You said that word. I’m running away for a while.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

TJAM should come back. I’m sorry my post upset you.
TJBM forgives me? I was having fun, but not now. I feel left out that I wasn’t here for history making, but it’s history.

Dutchess_III's avatar

U silly goose! It’s just that when you see the P word, everyone takes off their clothes and runs around nakid and screaming! WITH the lights ON!

No, I don’t like fruit, or shells, on my pancakes.

TJBM has discovered the wonderous joys of the Frizzer Thread!

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Long ago in a place far . . . .

TJBM thinks we should look under the pool. ;>)

Dutchess_III's avatar

Yes, quickly or shell just run!

TJBM wishes God would open that thread back up….or…..we could start a new one with the same title and details! Like a TJBM thing!

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

The Frizzer is one of the top three questions here. Ever. CIA is another one. And the third one is Vagina Nose. :D

The jelly below me is a sweet newb who will now go do a Fluther search on Vagina Nose.

Dutchess_III's avatar

Well, true and false. I’m not a newbie but I have never heard of Vagina Nose! Do I really want to go look??

TJBM says Fluther is still full of [REDACTED]

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

Full of JELLIES! pant pant. Didn’t know running nekid was a requirement. Got slapped in the face so hard I nearly lost consciousness.
Maybe what I just posted in social under candy will evolve that direction.
Vagina nose? I was in the navy, never heard of any sailers coming down with that. Sounds serious.
TJBM has taken medication for vagina nose, which didn’t help, resulting in surgery. (Stu?)

Dutchess_III's avatar

No, it turned out I was having a baby.

TJBM has only found one reference to “vagina nose,” but lots and lots of questions about vaginas and now their eyes hurt.

Seek's avatar

TJAM can look in meta for the recent question about Fluther memes for a link to vagina nose.

Dutchess_III's avatar

What about me?

TJAM forgot about me, TJBH.

SQUEEKY2's avatar

And what about me??
TJBM wonders how many responses this question will receive before it dies out.

Dutchess_III's avatar

No. This is incarnation #48. This question was first asked in, like 2010. See here. IT WILL NEVER DIE!!!

TJBM doesn’t know what a DWAGON is either.

Coloma's avatar

True, I do not, but I did learn about anal bleaching today, I am forever scarred. WTF! lol
TJBM bleaches their anus Now, I too, must run away from this horror.

Dutchess_III's avatar

Dwagon

Oh God @Coloma. I’m having the worst day. I learned about Vagina Nose and now anal bleaching and all within the last 5 minutes.

TJBM thinks they should take their dwagon and go home.

Coloma's avatar

True, to the land of make believe where their is no anal bleaching because nobody has an anus. lol

TJBM must say goodbye now gotta run, byyye, see you lateeer!

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

No way! I’m having the time of my life. There has been more ridiculous banter today. I have laughed so much today I think I twisted something.
TJBM wears a uniform to work,

Dutchess_III's avatar

We can be goofy, fasure! Bless our hearts.

False. Well, I don’t have a job, but when I did it was business casual.

TJBM is ready for bed and it’s only 4:30 p.m.

Seek's avatar

False. I’m ready for bed, and it’s only 5:30 PM.

TJBM wonders why people “friend” someone on Facebook just to start a fight, then whine when they’re virtually pimp-slapped across the face.

Dutchess_III's avatar

I haven’t experienced that.

TJMB is waiting for a TV show to begin.

ibstubro's avatar

False. I have not had a TV channel since the 1990’s.

TJBM admits to having kissed a girl and made her cry.

Imadethisupwithnoforethought's avatar

False. I almost kissed a girl when we were both married. I said we can’t do this, both of us have people who count on us. She said you are right, and this isn’t the first time you made me cry.

TJBM is about to tell an awesome story

SQUEEKY2's avatar

Only if you want to hear a horror story about winter driving in a semi truck.
TJBM thinks the sound of a Expresso martini sounds really good.

Coloma's avatar

Ummmm…no. lol
I’ll take my expresso and martinis separately thanks.

TJBM had the most amazing mexican food for lunch

Seek's avatar

Nope, just a Frisco melt. I’ll take an espresso cocktail, though (I will NOT call it a “Martini”. A Martini is Gin, Dry Vermouth, and exactly three Big Damn Olives. One can also make a Martini with Gin and Vodka, dry and sweet Vermouth and lemon peel, but only if one is James Bond.)

TJBM will share their favourite cocktail recipe.

Coloma's avatar

I am partial to champagne cocktails. ⅔rds good champagne, ⅓rd raspberry juice and fresh raspberries floating with a lime twist on the side. Oh man….happy times! lol

TJBM likes pretzels with creme cheese

ibstubro's avatar

Why, yes, creme cheese and pretzels is great!

TJBM thinks sausage is gross.

Coloma's avatar

True, I do, and especially the neon yellow sausage served to me on an Air China flight a few years ago. I fear it was made from a little yellow doggy. lol

TJBM found a bag of pistachio nuts today. I did, I did, unopened and shelled in a grocery cart…score. lol

Bluefreedom's avatar

Unfortunately, I did not. And I love pistachio nuts.

TJBM likes walnuts and fruit (such as Blackberries or Blueberries) in their oatmeal…...providing they eat oatmeal.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

I love walnuts with fruit, but not my oatmeal. I love fruit with my oatmeal, usually raisins, or banananananas, fresh raspberries from my back yard, craisins.

TJBM reads on their toilet.

Dutchess_III's avatar

False. I’m never there that long. There was a whole thread dedicated to this question a while back.

TJBM is afraid of Head Cheese, whatever it is.

ibstubro's avatar

Yum. Head cheese topped with a thick slab of blood sausage! says the vegetarian facetiously Chitlins, anyone?

TJBM drools.

SQUEEKY2's avatar

Well,only when I’m not feeling well in my sleep.
TJBM likes pink puffy slippers.

Dutchess_III's avatar

No. I ain’t no ballerina! Give me my fluffy, dangerous leopard spotted slippers any day.

TJBM REALLY wants to hear a story about a trucker and ice and winter, too!

Dutchess_III's avatar

A trucker named Squeeky. Trying to wrap my mind around this. “Breaker breaker. lookin’ for that old Squeeky. You out there Squeeky? Got us a bit of a situation. 10–10 on the side, waitin’ for Squeeky.

SQUEEKY2's avatar

We don’t do the breaker,breaker type talk any more since we don’t use CB radios,the drivers up here use VHF radios they transmit almost 10 times further than a CB.

Our type talk would go like this,( SQUEEKY you on this channel?)get the idea?
TJBM thinks truckers are crazy,for driving on some of the road conditions that we do.

Dutchess_III's avatar

I think EVERYONE is crazy for driving on the road conditions we have, especially in Oklahoma.

TJBM gets frustrated with drivers who don’t alter their speed or anything during bad weather conditions.

Dutchess_III's avatar

No, no tear in my beer! Just gluten and stuff.

TJBM loves it when a car blows past them doing 90, when it’s icy and crappy out, then sees that same car a couple miles on down the road, off in a ditch.

ibstubro's avatar

LOL @reijinni Was it a Weight Watchers meeting room, or what? I AM that jelly!

TJBM takes pleasure in the misfortune of others.

Coloma's avatar

No, well….maybe a little bit if it was my jackass ex husband, he moved to Texas, so I figure the devil is right at home. “Houston, we have a problem ” Not my problem anymore. lol

TJBM has a problem

SQUEEKY2's avatar

YEAH,I HATE the stupid drivers on icy roads.
TJBM has a hard time getting motivated in the morning.

geeky_mama's avatar

Nope. I was up and out the door before sunrise to volunteer with my youngest son today.

TJBM has a hobby they only do in fall/winter.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

Not unless you count feeding the woodland critters through the cold and snow. The turkeys have gotten kind of militant about having corn out for them. We try to make it fun, for us and them. Sometimes I fill ice cream cones with a mixture of corn meal and butter, then stab them onto the ends of low, bare branches. The deer love finding those.
TJBM has known the romantic joy of horseback riding in the snow. If not, they should give it a go. Not just snow on the ground, but while big, slow, lazy flakes fall.

ibstubro's avatar

False. I want to move to AZ and instead of a fake fireplace in the winter, have holographic snow for the window. Turn the AC down, turn the snow on, put on a sweater and have a cup of eggnog. Get up the next morning and put all that crap away for another 364.

TJBM has made and eaten snow ice cream.

Dutchess_III's avatar

Yes! Well, my Dad did. I need to find a recipe. When Dad made it we had to collect the snow. He cautioned us not to collect yellow snow. And my dad didn’t make it. Mom made it. But it was Dad’s idea. So he gets all the credit. The 60’s sucked for women!

TJBM has made homemade ice cream with Milky Way bars.

ibstubro's avatar

False. I have no distinct memory of making ice cream. Only a vague recollection of hand churning.

snow + sugar + milk = snow ice cream. Flavoring (it’s a sin not it use almond) optional

TJBM enjoys a nice piece of burnt toast, now and then.

Bluefreedom's avatar

Um….no. I have this little thing about ingesting carcinogens….it’s no bueno.

TJBM has an unwavering desire to barbecue steaks or chicken at least once a month.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

Well, having them, yes both, but I don’t have a grill.

TJBM would just go next door when the neighbors are gone and use their grill.

Coloma's avatar

False. My neighbors are little old nosey ladies, the only thing they grill is the local gossip mill. lol

TJBM HATES nosey old folks

SQUEEKY2's avatar

I hate nosey any folks (old) has nothing to do with it.
TJBM wants a Rum and coke.

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

Sounds great, but it’s only 9 AM, so I’ll stick with coffee for now.

The jelly below me has jumped on a trampoline.

ibstubro's avatar

I loved jumping on a trampoline as a kid!

TJBM hates haters.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

That seems like a lot of hate. I avoid haters. I dispute them, I resent them. I miss being able to play on a trampoline.

TJBM has stolen something from a neighbor as a child.

ibstubro's avatar

I used to steal from the grocery (for some reason I have a vivid memory of stealing a block of cheddar cheese), but we had no neighbors.

TJBM has had a dry roasted peanut in their nose.

Coloma's avatar

False, but…I did get a pussy willow bud stuck in my nose as a kid, long story, but one should not use their nostrils as pea shooters. lol

TJBM has a fun lunch date with friends today

Dutchess_III's avatar

Well…no. Watching foot ball and eating waffles with my husband.

TJBM is going to the Doctors tomorrow because they can’t take this anymore!

Coloma's avatar

Take what? Do you have a waffle or a football stuck in a body cavity?

TJBM hates syrup

SQUEEKY2's avatar

false ,LOVE,LOVE real maple syrup.
TJBM sometimes puts peanut butter on their waffles.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

I LOVE syrup, on bacon, on sausage, on ice cream, on PANCAKES! o_O

TJBM wants butter with that!

Dutchess_III's avatar

Oh yes! Smothered with warm, melty real butter and home made syrup. When you’re gonna do it, do it RIGHT!

TJBM suddenly got really hungry and decided to go off their diet until after breakfast.

Coloma's avatar

Pffft! I’ve been off my diet since Friday afternoon and today I am having mexican food and beer for lunch with friends.

TJBM has a trauma food they refuse to eat. Mine is creamed corn

Dutchess_III's avatar

Yes…mine is corned beef in cheese sauce. It just looks and tastes so nasty, but my Dad loved it so we had it once in a while whether we needed it or not. Dad always called it SOS. It did not HELP when he eventually told us what SOS was. At the dinner table. With a pile of that steaming crap in front of me!

TJBM has been traumatized by something being explained to them.

ibstubro's avatar

Potted Meat.
Factory farmed animals

TJBM can tell a funny joke in less than 4 sentences.

Dutchess_III's avatar

What did the fish say when he swam into the concrete wall? Dam!
(There! Broke my own record!)

TJBM just heard an urban legend that new appliances and stuff come with instructions.

Seek's avatar

If they do, my husband never learned to read them! Bazinga!

TJBM has a partner who leaves the finer duties – like assembling bicycles – to them, as well.

Dutchess_III's avatar

No, the hubs is a mechanic. I just offer insightful suggestions as he’s working, which he really appreciates whether he knows it or not.

TJBM has a parther who leaves the finer duties—like cleaning the floor around the toilet, on their hands and kneeswith a wash cloth, where a mop won’t reach—to them.

snowberry's avatar

Yes, actually. However, if I didn’t live here, he’d do it himself (I think).

TJBM is blonde.

ibstubro's avatar

False. But, I believe I could play one on TV!

TJBM believes moonshine should be legal.

Dutchess_III's avatar

Ew. No. Why would I want that?

TJBM thinks some foods should be illegal because they’re just nasty, liked chipped beef in cheese sauce, aka, SOS. With good reason.

Coloma's avatar

True, that hideous invention of your father should be outlawed for sure!

TJBM loves champagne

snowberry's avatar

No! I hate fizzy anything.

TJBM does like fizzy stuff.

Coloma's avatar

True, champagne, soda, but not alka seltzer. lol

TJBM likes ginger snaps

Dutchess_III's avatar

I don’t think I do, but then again, I don’t think I’ve ever had them.

TJBM likes sherbet ice cream after eating jalapeno poppers.

SQUEEKY2's avatar

And who doesn’t?
TJBM wants the day off tomorrow.

Coloma's avatar

Oh yes, today is my only day off, savoring the last couple hours before bed. lol

TJBM wishes they were a somebodies pet

Dutchess_III's avatar

Um, watching my twin grandbabies with their awesome Mom makes me wish I was a baby. Just get carried around, do what you want, fed when you open your mouth, sleep when you get tired, no worries. I wish I was a baby.

TJBM wonders how anyone can get so involved in a sport on TV that they lose their religion (metaphorically speaking.)

Coloma's avatar

Ugh, so true!

TJBM had a really fun day

snowberry's avatar

Naw, but we got a lot done, and that counts for something.

TJBM is out of time. For what?

Dutchess_III's avatar

I am. I don’t know.

TJBM thinks the more refined we get as a society, the more allergic we get.

ibstubro's avatar

I do. Too many chemicals that we know too little about. I’m also wondering if it doesn’t have something to do with the prevention of childhood disease.

TJBM owns at least one item over 100 years old.

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

True, my china hutch.

The jelly below me has fuzzy houseshoes.

snowberry's avatar

Fuzzy on the in side only. They’re shearling wool.

TJBM needs to go back to bed.

ibstubro's avatar

False, I need to get up off my butt and accomplish something_!

TJBM could sure smell better!

Leanne1986's avatar

I work with dogs so yeah, I probably could smell better, depends if you mind the smell of dog or not!!

TJBM had some good news this morning.

Seek's avatar

Yep.

My son’s had this awful-sounding cough for about a month now. The stars have aligned so that my rent and car insurance were due on the same day, so I couldn’t afford to him to his primary care doctor. It was bad enough this morning that I took him to the emergency room.

Lo and behold, the cough is just a cough, and not pneumonia.

TJBM had good news today, too!

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

Not unless you count the email telling me I can save up to 15% by switching to GEICO. Maybe better news for @Seek_Kolinahr . LOL

TJBM is planning to have something else instead of turkey for Thanksgiving.

Dutchess_III's avatar

Quite possible. I don’t know. Haven’t gotten that far.

ibstubro's avatar

TJAM isn’t fully geared up for the day yet.

TJBM is rip snorting through their Monday!

Dutchess_III's avatar

Pfffttt. Not hardly!

TJBM needs somebody to light a fire under their butt.

Coloma's avatar

True…got the Monday blues over here….not ready to tackle the week again.

TJBM wants two tickets to paradise

Dutchess_III's avatar

Mmm….I need 12 tickets to paradise cuz it wouldn’t be paradise without my kids/grandkids. But they get their own paradise homes on the other side of the island.

TJBM needs to replace their thermostat.

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

False.

The jelly below me is a mischievous little boy with a pet tiger.

Haha, beat ya!

ibstubro's avatar

False. I love my dumb old thermostat. Dumb electronics and appliances rock!

TJBM fantasizes about fluffy slippers.

ibstubro's avatar

True!

TJBM joins me in damning WWFC to a day without chocolate for THAT trick.

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

Hey, now, that’s just crossing the line…

Coloma's avatar

Okay..it’s finally clear, @ibstubro is a multiple personality, answering his own questions. lol

What…well…I think the WWFC are a bunch of neanderthals true. lol

TJBM has a cleft palate

Dutchess_III's avatar

@ibstubro you can’t answer your own question!!! I don’t think. Well, there is nothing in the rules that says you can’t…but you can’t!

False. I used to have a mess of scraggly, really crooked, funky teeth, but the roof of my mouth is fine.

TJBM is going to break the rules.

ibstubro's avatar

TJBM is a rule Nazi.

snowberry's avatar

Everywhere but Fluther.

TJBM Will Not Work For Chocolate!

Dutchess_III's avatar

@ibstubro broke the rules AGAIN!!!

No, won’t work for chocolate. Will work for money though. :)

TJBM is hungry but can’t decide between jalapeno poppers or chocolate.

Seek's avatar

^ Duh. Both.

TJBM wonders why people ask such obvious questions.

snowberry's avatar

Yes!

TJBM doesn’t know how to drive in snow.

Dutchess_III's avatar

I can’t have both! That’s too much!

False. I know how to drive in snow.

TJBM hates it when people climb up their butt in really bad, snowy, icy conditions.

snowberry's avatar

I have zero tolerance for that crap, and even less when it’s a cop, at anytime. Those idiots think they own the road.

TJBM just woke up.

Coloma's avatar

False, been up for about 4 hours now.

TJBM is @Dutchess_III !!!

Dutchess_III's avatar

^^^obviously! Now, I bow out in deference of @Coloma

Coloma's avatar

Dueling responses…ready, set,....GO!

TJBM beat me to the punch

Dutchess_III's avatar

No, she lost! I was supposed to slip in above you!

TJBM likes to play the card game “Speed.”

snowberry's avatar

No, I am not speedy.

TJBM loves CHEESE!

Dutchess_III's avatar

Oh, I do! I do! I want to make a homemade 5 cheese lasagna and put MORE cheese in it!

TJBM thinks high speed chases are dangerous and can be avoided.

snowberry's avatar

Probably not. You can’t make cops not chase. They’re cops, after all. They’ll either chase, or kill. Such a dilemma.

TJBM is going to buy a new form of transportation. What is it?

Dutchess_III's avatar

A bicycle. Some day.

TJBM wishes the damn dogs would just stay outside!!

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

The only dogs in here are the tired, old ones at the end of my ankles.

TJBM is terrified of land sharks.

snowberry's avatar

Uh, sure (what are they)?

TJBM doesn’t like cold weather.

Dutchess_III's avatar

WHAT IS A LAND SHARK??? OMG!

No I do not like cold weather.

TJBM is going fishing for a land shark for @snowberry.

Dutchess_III's avatar

I. Can. Not. Find. SNL’s. Land. Shark. I don’t know how ithat’s even possible…but I can’t! In the unforgettable words of the Geiko Lizard, SOMEBODY HELP ME!!!

Seek's avatar

The only thing I can think of is that awful beer.

ibstubro's avatar

TJAM is not as resourceful as TJBM.

Coloma's avatar

Perhaps, perhaps not.

TJBM has to do something soon that they really, really, do not want to do

Dutchess_III's avatar

Well, odd. It’s not that I don’t want to do it. I do. I just don’t feel like doing it.

TJBM is going to post a VIDEO of Land Shark!

ibstubro's avatar

False. I can’t find one either, the still was a feat.

TJBM admits defeat easily.

Dutchess_III's avatar

No, I don’t. That seems to be a problem sometimes.

TJBM has about 50,000 digital pictures on their computer.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

Nope. If I knew how to record from one of my dvds to my computer, I would load some land shark footage’. In the early days of SNL when the cast was still learning, but always entertaining, there was a bit they did about land shark. Jaws was still quite fresh on people’s minds. Maybe they had a shark suit , or part of one, just sitting around, and tried to figure how they could use it. Dunno. Always the scene opened in an apartment, usually someone alone, usually female. A knock would sound at the door. Jaws theme would begin to play. When the person asked who it was, they would get the reply land shark. Sometimes that worked, sometimes the shark would have to try again, claiming other identities. Always the door ended up being opened, a foam shark head would slide in and gobble them up. It loses a lot without the visual, it definately plays best at night, and a funky cloud of smoke made it even funnier. It got to be really predictable, but like some of these long threads, sometimes the best part is anticipating what we know will come up. The land shark retired long ago, and I think he’s in a frizzer under the pool.

TJBM skipped all that and went straight to TJBM.

Dutchess_III's avatar

Put your DVD in the computer, down load what you want to Youtube.

LOL “funky cloud of smoke!” What was it, he would say he had a telegram….and then she asked him if he was a shark, or something and he said, “No ma’am. I’m just a land shark.”

TJBM knows “CHEESEBURGER CHEESEBURGER CHEESEBURGER PEPSI!!!!”

snowberry's avatar

Nope. Haven’t had either in years.

TJBM has- or had a bird.

ibstubro's avatar

False. Birds are not a pet I ever considered. Maybe it has something to do with having watched “The Birds” about 20 times as a kid? Never missed it

TJBM has seen The Wizard of OZ every year for more than 7 years in a row at some point.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

Probably. I never kept track, but I own it on dvd, and we watch it every spring since I got it, Sometimes also other times.

No chicken, cheeseburger. No pepper, Pepsi. I can’t load to my computer. All I have is a laptop with no extra gear.

TJBM has an excellent bottlecap collection.

snowberry's avatar

No, but on a related subject I have considered making a trivet out of wine bottle corks, but that sounds too much like work.

TJBM liked to turn over rocks as a little kid to see what was underneath.

ibstubro's avatar

TRUE! I was a HUGE salamander fan. I loved horsehair worms. And there were bugs in the creek that made homes like bagworms, only using sand instead of evergreen clippings. The creek was my chief childhood entertainment.

TJBM remembers flying paper kites.

snowberry's avatar

Yes.

The parents of the jelly below me used to have to watch you very carefully, or you’d eat bugs and other stuff. LOL

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

Eeeewwwww! NO! My brother ate bugs, and sand, well a couple of times the sand was because I SHOVED HIS FACE DEEP INTO IT. My parents had to watch me for my x games. Before old enough to crawl, I climbed out of my crib onto a window sill to sleep in the sun. The blind was pulled down, so my mom thought I was kidnapped. She found me when she raised the blind to see the police number in the phonebook. When I did learn to crawl, I climbed to the top of the bi level end table and nearly nose dived. By age three I could climb the doorways to the top. I could REALLY go on, but I hear the yawns.

TJBM wants a massage and soft music, and PANCAKES.

snowberry's avatar

Oh, you have caught on well, @Jonesn4burgers!

TJBM wants to hear more of @Jonesn4burgers’ Dennis the Menace stories of his childhood.

Coloma's avatar

I’ll go for the massage and soft music. lol

Coloma's avatar

Oops lol

TJBM says ” Pssst” a lot

snowberry's avatar

Not in a week or two.

TJBM has a night job. What is it?

Bluefreedom's avatar

I work midnight shift hours although my work is more than just a night job. I’m a military policeman.

TJBM has saved a lot of money in the past by shopping for something good on Black Friday.

Seek's avatar

Heck yes. I got a terabyte hard drive when they were still fairly new. It eventually crapped out on me, taking many family photos with it. My backup was lost in a move.

I’m told it’s possible my stuff can be recovered, but I’m too afraid to mess with the hardware.

TJBM doesn’t wanna get up today…

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

True, I feel like hell, but I’ve got kiddos to see off to school, so it is what it is.

The jelly below me is a morning person.

snowberry's avatar

Yes, when I’m up for it.

TJBM has a sore throat.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

I did over the weekend, but it got better yesterday.^ TJAM thinks I’m a man?

TJBM knows I’m not a man, just a woman with a hard thirst for life, unwilling to be limited by kitchen and bedroom duties. HA!

snowberry's avatar

I do now! LOL.

TJBM likes to ski.

ibstubro's avatar

False. Never tried it and too old to start. Well, too fond of being warm to start.

TJBM has a hot-tub.

Dutchess_III's avatar

When I fill fill the tub with hot water I do.

TJBM has a wonderful outdoor living area where they spend most of their time when they are at home.

geeky_mama's avatar

Ha. Only on the handful of days that this great white tundra I call home is temperate. I do have a nice porch swing..just less than 2 months worth of potential good weather days to enjoy it!

TJBM has wild animals in their yard. (Well, good morning Mr. Coyote.)

Coloma's avatar

True, all of them. Foxes, coyotes, deer, skunks, possums, squirrels rattlesnakes, wild turkeys and the occasional black bear and cougar. It’s a wildlife circus in this area.

TJBM is having coffee

Dutchess_III's avatar

I do. And they come into the house to visit sometimes

TJBM was so excited to beat Coloma to the comment they forgot to post their TJBM question.

Dutchess_III's avatar

But….I BEAT you Coloma! How did you get in there??!!

Coloma's avatar

LOL….is it possible to beat yourself?

TJBM has a cat sitting next to their computer purring loudly

Coloma's avatar

I love opossums, lots of teeth and really cute little hands

snowberry's avatar

No. No kitties.

TJBM likes to sing.

Coloma's avatar

True, just not very good at it but sing I do anyway.

TJBM knows that Opossums have the most teeth of any north american mammal, 52 to be exact, and that their body temperature is too low to incubate the rabies virus?

Dutchess_III's avatar

Yes, she learned all of those facts (except I didn’t know about the rabies thing…interesting) after she peed on one in the dark while camping. They are also very non-agressive and would rather run than fight, unless a cop stomps on their tail then they’ll sink all of their teeth into the cop’s shiny new boots and TJBM will just laugh, HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!

TJBM recently had a wild animal parked in a corner, about 10 feet behind them, who was quietly watching TJBM type a description of them on fb, while waiting for animal control to show up.

snowberry's avatar

LOL, no. Mostly we’ve caught the wild animals ourselves and released them elsewhere.

TJBM would like to catch a wild animal.

geeky_mama's avatar

Maybe the feral cats we’ve seen outside. I worry about how they’ll survive the winter.

TJBM has a road trip planned for next week.

Coloma's avatar

False, I wish I did though.
Poor kitties!

TJBM has a soft spot for cats

ibstubro's avatar

True. I went to a friends house for dinner the other day, and the first thing I did was pet kitty.

TJBM is an insane old pajama wearing werido who thinks possums (or, as they’re known around MY house, radiated rats from Hell) are cute.

Dutchess_III's avatar

I’m not old! But I do think possums are cute. Have you ever looked deep into the eyes of a sad, sad possum? Sniffles.

TJBM has picked up a stray and made it their own.

ibstubro's avatar

We were stray magnets when I was a kid in the country!

We even once collected a possum in a paper sack. The cute little thing was playing sleep, and we wanted to help it. Have you ever looked into the eyes of an enraged possum, baring it’s teeth and hissing as it blocked the landing to the basement??

TJBM has enjoyed a entree made with the meat of wild game.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Many times; deer, elk, wild boar and rattlesnake.

TJBM has a can of rattlesnake meat in their pantry

ibstubro's avatar

False. If I’d seen it, I would have bought and consumed it. On several occasions I’ve tried to talk someone into getting me fresh rattlesnake to cook.

TJBM enjoys blowing – er – ‘natural gas’ bubbles in the bathtub.

Dutchess_III's avatar

Ew no! Because when they hit the atmosphere it kinda wrecks my bath!

TJBM doesn’t have any idea where in the US they live anymore.

Coloma's avatar

Sadly I do, in the land or sour milk and moldy honey

TJBM wants to leave the country

Dutchess_III's avatar

Yes. I want to go to Texas.

TJBM hates flying.

Coloma's avatar

False, I love flying and traveling, but I wouldn’t mind taking a slow boat to China. lol

TJBM had raisin bran for breakfast

Dutchess_III's avatar

Ew no. I don’t like “things” in my food.

TJBM is freakin’ freezin!

ibstubro's avatar

False, I had a nice hot shower and fresh jammies.

TJBM no longer eats hotdogs because they’re afraid of inadvertent racial inferences.

Dutchess_III's avatar

False. I just can’t eat hotdogs with mustard on them, or I will be considered racist.

TJBM has something they need to do today.

Coloma's avatar

True…getting ready to launch my rocket now

TJBM would like to stay in their PJ’s all day

Dutchess_III's avatar

Maybe. If they’re clean. But I can’t do any kind of work in them, because then they’re dirty and I have to change into something else when I go to bed.

TJBM likes hard work.

ibstubro's avatar

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TJBM is planning a light dinner supper evening meal.

Coloma's avatar

Mmmm….false. Pork chops!

TJBM makes a killer home made cranberry sauce

Dutchess_III's avatar

No….......

TJBM doesn’t really want to see a penis in a movie.

ibstubro's avatar

It depends. Staring role, or cameo? Claymation?

TJBM spits.

SQUEEKY2's avatar

True,but only in disgust.
TJBM Thinks the universe revolves around them.

snowberry's avatar

Me and my baby Martian nephews, yes!

TJBM tries to be polite to everyone, even the ones who don’t deserve it.

Coloma's avatar

Yes, it takes a lot to really piss me off but when I am look out. lol

TJBM is easy going

snowberry's avatar

For the most part. But there are a few points where I have a no tolerance stand. A few particular people know what those issues are, and if they’re smart, they won’t push it with me.

TJBM has ice cream in the fridge. What’s your favorite flavor?

ibstubro's avatar

False. My ice cream is in the freezer. ;-) It’s hard to beat chocolate ice cream with cold milk poured over it to form a crunchy/slushy shell!

TJBM has used the term, “Wooly booger” in the past 30 days.

snowberry's avatar

Nope. Isn’t it one of those fuzzy black and brown striped caterpillars that crawl everywhere in the fall?

TJBM is scared of snakes.

ibstubro's avatar

Tralse. I can’t say that they don’t scare me, the sneaky little bastages, but I’m not scared of them per-sea. I don’t shiver at a picture or squeal at the zoo.

Wooly Worms are caterpillars, Wooly Boogers are usually men that look like Wooly Worms

TJBM if forced to choose between microwave and TV, would choose microwave.

snowberry's avatar

Well, now this poses a problem. I can’t cook with a T.V. and the microwave has lousy shows this time of night. I’m not sure!

TJBM is a big Batman fan.

ibstubro's avatar

500 is my limit of answers.

I’m going to start a new TJBM post.

Coloma's avatar

@ibstubro Tapping foot, clicking fingernails on the table.

Dutchess_III's avatar

Damn it! I wanted to start the next one! MOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM!! @ibstubro stole my thread!!!! I never got to do one! But you wind up with this new kid and within a week he’s doing threads!
@ibstubro You’re adopted, by the way.

ibstubro's avatar

True. Mom, can I have a new car?

TJBM has to wait another 475 responses before re-starting this thread!

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Nope, I’ll have to be the responder.

TJBM has a fireplace in their house.

SQUEEKY2's avatar

True,but don’t use it much.
TJBM has no idea the stress Transport drivers face everyday.

Coloma's avatar

Oh, I can imagine very well..I HATE driving around looking for addresses. Ugh!

Wait…WTF…how did I end up in this time warp, part #48 is a dead horse now. 0-o

ibstubro's avatar

True, ye are in the glue factory.

TJBM sees dead horse whisperers.

Bluefreedom's avatar

Every once in a while I do and they kind of creep me out. Hopefully it’s just a phase.

TJBM was not impressed by the lackluster and silly “Paranormal Activity” movies.

Valerie111's avatar

They scared the crap out of me!

TJBM is sleepy.

SQUEEKY2's avatar

True but I always am when one has to get up at 3:30am to go to work.
TJBM is thinking dirty thoughts right now.

ibstubro's avatar

True, at any given minute.

TJBM Dislikes overcooked pasta, a lot.

Coloma's avatar

True. Flaccid noodles just don’t cut it. lol

TJBM has a lispth

ibstubro's avatar

False. I have a drawwwl.

TJBM’s house makes a lot of strange noises, frequently.

Coloma's avatar

False, but, a huge pine cone did zing off the roof the ther night, scared the crap out of me. lol

TJBM is craving a Denver Omelet

ibstubro's avatar

Uncertain what a Denver Omelet is, so no.

my house is under a walnut tree. there’s about a month of non-stop thudding.

TJBM has totally forgotten TJBM #49.

Coloma's avatar

WTF! True!
I thought this was part #49. Well damn…stuck in a time warp.

TJBM is stomping off to find pt. 49, never to return

Bluefreedom's avatar

Not necessarily. I’m still contributing here while donating my valuable answers to pt. 49 also.

TJBM learned how to type in a high school elective class.

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

Sort of… I learned how to “hunt and peck” in computer class. I learned how to type quickly without looking at the keyboard by having to pound out quick messages while raiding in World of Warcraft. :D

The jelly below me still uses the “hunt and peck” method.

SQUEEKY2's avatar

Yeah,but I never took a typing class.
TJBM has never operated a vehicle bigger than a pickup truck.

Valerie111's avatar

True. That would be a disaster waiting to happen!

TJBM’s favorite flavor is cherry.

ibstubro's avatar

At Sonic I drink Sprite Zero with cranberry (and extra ice, Route 44 size, $1.35 tax included between 2 and 4 in the afternoon) so that probably a favorite.

TJBM is now jonesing for Sonic!

Bluefreedom's avatar

I’ve been jonesing for Sonic for 6 years now. I had to quit eating fast food when I was diagnosed with diabetes in 2006…..and Sonic was one of my all time favorite fast food restaurants. =(

TJBM eats fast food at least 3 times a month.

ibstubro's avatar

Lately, that’s true. But I don’t eat a lot, rarely anything fried and never meat involved. Oh, and I blanch at spending more than $3. lol

Have you ever heard of Carl Bissingers in St. Louis? @Bluefreedom Finest sugar free chocolates I’ve heard of.

TJBM loves snow.

gailcalled's avatar

Milo here: I thought I did, but then I decided I didn’t.Here

TJBM usually looks up unfamiliar words in the dictionary.

Bluefreedom's avatar

Yes I do and it happens almost exclusively when I’m reading books. And it’s much easier now because my Kindle has a built in dictionary and search feature.

TJBM believes, on average throughout the United States, that school teachers are woefully underpaid.

ibstubro's avatar

Definitely true!

Because my computer is woefully old and slow, I’m going to direct attention

HERE

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