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Are you this Jelly? The Jelly Below Me ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ Part 50!

Asked by Dutchess_III (25575 points ) December 2nd, 2013

The game rules are:

Respond to the question/statement from the poster above.
Ex: I might make the statement:
The Jelly below me drinks 10 cups of coffee daily

The response might be:
False! I hate coffee or,
True!

Then they might state:
The Jelly below me has blond hair.

There are no right or wrong answers, so be as creative as your heart desires.

Thanks to the Mods, we can continue this thread weekly. Happily, this is becoming the Never Ending TJBM Game. Hopefully all most Jellies will join in.

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517 Answers

Dutchess_III's avatar

The TJBM has started new TJBM threads.

longgone's avatar

False. I don’t even think I’ve ever joined in, until now.
TJBM is a professional juggler.

Dutchess_III's avatar

If, by juggling, you mean time and task management, yes I am.

TJBM is a professional jiggalo.

ibstubro's avatar

True

TJBM is afraid age will make them a jugs-r-lo.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

A man told me one day I had a pink candy stuck to my sock. Oh shoot, that’s what I get for tucking ‘em in my pants. The nip was sticking out! EWWWWWW! Gross!
TJBM thinks Dutchess set the thread page really cool.

Dutchess_III's avatar

Thanks! :)

TJBM has a hard time doing the all same things, in the same way, that other people are doing.

Pachy's avatar

Definitely. Every time I try to do the same thing the same way somebody else is doing it, I screw it up.

TJBM is sick of hearing about the ACA website.

Dutchess_III's avatar

Well, sort of. I am sick of hearing people bash Obama like he’s really some sort of Hitler.

TJBM thinks Obama and his family must be some of the strongest people on Earth to be able to field all the shit that’s come their way, and fielded it with amazing grace and class.

ibstubro's avatar

False. I think the US presidents now live in bubbles, largely divorced from the public and surrounded by yes men. The Kennedy and MLK assassinations drew a moat around the White House that is ever widening.

TJBM loves a nice feather pillow.

Dutchess_III's avatar

I do! I do! But, over time it turns into a lump. :(

TJBM couldn’t care less about football.

geeky_mama's avatar

Pretty much true..we don’t watch sports much around this house (but I do love the Buckeye’s).

TJBM is surprised that it’s already December. (I’m stuck in November!)

Dutchess_III's avatar

Hell, I’m stuck in July of 1987.

TJBM is going to make a change in their life soon.

Coloma's avatar

I certainly hope so, the changes of in 2013 sucked, 2014 has be better. lol

TJBM wants to live on a houseboat

ibstubro's avatar

Maybe. I was pondering that just last week. There’s a houseboat here on the Mississippi that has a wind turbine. There’s no personal property tax in Illinois. What could the expenses BE?

TJBM make up words a lot.

blueiiznh's avatar

Absofrigginlutely!

tjbm has not played this game in months.

Coloma's avatar

True…I was out for a long time until about a month ago
Hey @blueiiznh where have you been?

TJBM realized TJAM has been absent

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

I didn’t but I’m glad @blueiiznh is here now! I enjoyed your humor answering my moon Q! Hope you stick around a while.
TJBM has no class, but doesn’t want anyone to find out.

ibstubro's avatar

The fluck do I care? Class splash, pop me the tab on a cold one.

TJBM now bears the burden of rating “Great Answer” to every single answer posted here.

syz's avatar

False…I’m stingy with my GAs and only give them when I feel they are warranted.
TJBM thinks Black Friday and Cyber Monday are signs that our culture has lost any redeeming characteristics.

snowberry's avatar

Well put, @syz.

TJBM had/has a pet snake, frog, or turtle.

ibstubro's avatar

Turtle. About as exciting as my pet rock, except the rock moved faster given a slope and it was dry.

TJBM loves carrot cake.

snowberry's avatar

yes.

TJBM is wearing wool.

Coloma's avatar

Synthetic fleece lol

TJBM is addicted to a certain item of clothing they have like a bathrobe or sweat jacket

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

I have this sweat shirt I won from a radio station. It is real warm, extra roomy, and so strudy. I’ve had it a decade and a half with only some fading of the picture.
TJBM would be a good President for our country.

ibstubro's avatar

False. I’d never be able to work with those putzes in Congress. I’d want to kick ass and take names later, and that would only get me dead in the water, politically. Outsiders (Obama) can no longer effectively govern the nation.

TJBM thinks horseflies are fascinating.

flip86's avatar

False. I can’t stand horseflies.

TJBM is a closet My Little Pony fan.

blueiiznh's avatar

All the ponies in this town are CRAZY!

@Coloma working my way to a cushy corner office so I can fluther

TJBM opened a can of Tuna for Thanksgiving.

ibstubro's avatar

False. I was to the in-laws so I skated the proverbial can of worms for Thanksgiving.

TJBM would dive from the sky, given ½ a chance.

flip86's avatar

False. Heights terrify me. I’ve never flown.

TJBM eats mayonnaise and tomato sandwiches.

syz's avatar

False. I find mayonnaise disgusting, but a nice sharp mustard would work. (Can I jump up one and say that I would love to jump out of a plane?)
TJBM is goofing off at work to post on fluther.

blueiiznh's avatar

yes, yes, yes

TJBM and TJAM would love to jump out of a plane.
@syz you can thank me later

Coloma's avatar

False, but I adore going up in a hot air balloon.
@flip86 I LOVE tomato sandwiches with mayo on toasted bread, yummy!

TJBM belongs to the tomato sandwich club

ibstubro's avatar

With the tangy zip of Miracle Whip!

TJBM still enjoys playing dress up.

snowberry's avatar

Not so much anymore.

TJBM loves to bake!

Haleth's avatar

Yes, but I only know how to make a few things. :( Most of them involve apples- apple crisp, apple pie, apple upside-down cake, etc.

TJBM likes winter.

snowberry's avatar

Yes. But I don’t get any snow here. :(

TJBM has allergies.

ibstubro's avatar

False. I’d be happy to watch snow only on the TV for the rest of my life.

TJBM has eaten snow ice cream.

snowberry's avatar

Hey, not fair! I posted and NOBODY was answering. I call glitch!

So I’ll answer both. No, and yes.

TJBM uses a hairdryer.

Coloma's avatar

A blow dryer yes, blow me! lol

TJBM has a repair person at their house right now

ibstubro's avatar

I don’t believe in repair persons. I have a handyman that can do anything for $10 an hour.

TJBM knows the weather forecast for Christmas Day.

Pachy's avatar

I do. It’ll be hot, warm, cool or cold, and either raining or not… no matter where you are.

TJBM still has Thanksgiving leftovers in his refrigerator.

Dutchess_III's avatar

No, cuz we didn’t eat at home.

TJBM likes words and their meanings and etymology.

reijinni's avatar

yep
TJBM likes their fries covered with gravy and cheese curds.

longgone's avatar

Ugh, false. I like my fries covered in ketchup, salt, and/or vinegar.
TJBM can successfully eat rice using chopsticks.

Dutchess_III's avatar

Yes, but it’s a pain. From what I understand, the Japanese use the chopsticks more as a shovel. They hold the rice bowl up to their mouth and shovel the rice in. I can’t do that. Seems like bad manners to me.

TJBM can eat most “Chinese” foods as quickly with a chopstick as he or she can with a fork.

Pachy's avatar

No, but I can sure shovel it in with my trunk!

TJBM bites his toenails.

snowberry's avatar

Well when I was 3 I used to wrap my leg around my neck and bite my toenails just because I could.
* sigh *.

TJBM has ridden an elephant.

Pachy's avatar

Yes, but since I am an elephant, I prefer not to share details.

TJBM is ambidextrous.

longgone's avatar

No, I am not, though I’ve always wanted to be.

TJBM can’t wait for Christmas.

snowberry's avatar

I will wait, and cheerfully.

TJBM likes burnt toast.

ibstubro's avatar

True, I like a nice piece of burnt toast, now and then.

TJBM Drinks too much _______.

snowberry's avatar

Radioactive water. Considering that drinking ANY radioactive water is too much, yes.

TJBM likes or would like to go skydiving.

Coloma's avatar

No, but I love hot air balloons. Up, up and awaaaay!

TJBM sold the family cow for some magic beans today

josie's avatar

False. But I had left over white bean chili for dinner. I made it for a football party on Saturday.

TJBM is afraid of dogs even if they are friendly.

Coloma's avatar

False. I don’t want to own a dog anymore but just today I had a wonderful ear flapping moment with a Black Lab/Rottweiler X puppy at an outdoor cafe. OMG! He was adorable!

TJBM will tell us their favorite breed of dog

josie's avatar

Golden Retriever

TJBM has a Furry fetish but will not admit it on Fluther

Coloma's avatar

Oh, I’ll admit it, furry, flappy feet on ducks and geese and I have have a lamp and mood lighting fetish and could kiss horse lips all day too. lol

TJBM likes to be spanked with a riding crop

josie's avatar

False. But I like a good ride.

TJBM thinks “on top” means where the cheese goes on a hamburger.

snowberry's avatar

No. On top means sitting on a roof looking at the stars. And if you want, you can have your cheese on top of your burger there.

TJBM is waiting for Prince Charming.

reijinni's avatar

false
TJBM eats pasta with chopsticks.

flip86's avatar

False. I use a fork.

TJBM secretly thinks Mitt Romney is sexy.

ibstubro's avatar

Secretly? No.

Coloma's avatar

TJAM is sleeping on the job

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

Ummmmmmm true? Maybe? WAKE UP STU!
TJBM wants to have a white charger, a castle, and a princess, all somebody else’s.

Coloma's avatar

I;ll take the horse and the castle but you can give the prince or princess to somebody else, I don;t want another relationship. lol

TJBM will read me a bedtime story

flip86's avatar

Here, Samuel L. Jackson reads a bedtime story. (NSFW)

TJBM will tell a funny true story.

snowberry's avatar

Nuthin’ better on Fluther than my profile!

TJBM thinks it’s bed time.

Bluefreedom's avatar

Yes I do because it is 4:03 a.m. where I currently reside. Unfortunately, I’m at work right now.

TJBM prefers waking up to a musical type of alarm as opposed to an obnoxious beeping tone type of alarm.

tedibear's avatar

True.

TJBM is having ramen noodles for lunch today.

ibstubro's avatar

Bleh, spit. Ramen noodles have one thing going for them. Cheap.

TJBM is a bargain hunter.

snowberry's avatar

Yes, but I don’t go shopping just to find a bargain, if that’s what you mean. It’s no bargain if I didn’t need it in the first place.

TJBM is getting a new dog.

Dutchess_III's avatar

NO! Don’t even say such a thing!

TJBM really doesn’t want to go out of town today.

reijinni's avatar

true
TJBM wants a pet conservative.

janbb's avatar

False. I’d like my pet to be more conservative but I only want to pet human liberals…

TJBM thinks they should get back to work.

flip86's avatar

True and false. Today is my day off, but I also had Sunday and Monday off so I’d like to get back to earning money.

TJBM likes granny smith apples for breakfast.

Coloma's avatar

@flip86 LOL…love that bedtime story, hilarious!

True! I just had one last night for a bedtime snack with pretzels and peanut butter, mmm.

TJBM is drinking coffee

Dutchess_III's avatar

No. Finished my half cup for the day.

TJBM is wondering why we rake leaves out of the yard.

Coloma's avatar

OMG! I never raked until they all fell, but one of my pet peeves are people who are OCD about leaves. lol
I have a friend that bitches her neighbors leaves blow into her yard, jeez, get over it. lol

TJBM does not do well with super anal, OCD types that are always fussing about some stupid little thing

ibstubro's avatar

TRUE. Just let it go. I never rake leaves. Once I had a small front yard, and I just planted it in wildflowers. The neighbors called it in and I got a citation for weeds. lol

TJBM talks to strangers frequently, randomly.

Coloma's avatar

Very true! I like to see if people can engage and play a little in this oh so serious world.

TJBM is on day 3 of a sickness and still feels like shit haha

janbb's avatar

FAlse.

TJBM has not posted on this thread yet.

ibstubro's avatar

False. I wish more people would though.

TJBM likes turnips.

Coloma's avatar

Not especially

TJBM likes stale cheetos

Yetanotheruser's avatar

Only ground up and used as a coating for fried or roasted food (as in chicken)

TJBM is anticipating the “Siberian Express” weather front.

Coloma's avatar

True…ffffrrrreeezzzinnng temps coming tonight

TJBM does not want to go out today but has to

flip86's avatar

False. Complete opposite. I want to go out, but can’t because I’m expecting someone to show up.

TJBM likes to rake leaves into a pile and jump in them. Inspired by above posts

snowberry's avatar

Yes!

TJBM has a sliver.

Dutchess_III's avatar

No. Not yet.

TJBM may be coming down with Something.

ibstubro's avatar

False. But I’m always coming up with something if you’re down with that?

TJBM has a ache that refuses to go away.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

I used to, but I moved and didn’t give him my new address. BWAHAHA!
TJBM uses their sleeve more than tissue.

Dutchess_III's avatar

If I can’t get to a tissue in time I would.

TJBM loves their babies!!!

janbb's avatar

Oh yes! And I just saw them in Paris!

TJBM writes for a living.

snowberry's avatar

No, but sounds fun.

TJBM recycles.

flip86's avatar

Yes.

TJBM has contributed to this thread.

snowberry's avatar

Yes.

TJBM takes their lunch to work.

Yetanotheruser's avatar

No, I’m retired. Before retirement, about 50%.

TJBM is convinced that the health care debate is over.

ibstubro's avatar

False. I’m convinced the healthcare debate will never be over.

TJBM can’t stop playing with a rubber band once they start until they get hurt.

snowberry's avatar

Not really.

TJBM is happy to pay someone else to shovel their driveway this winter.

Coloma's avatar

Hell yes, I believe in paying for a lot of chores I don’t want to do anymore. lol

TJBM has eaten cat food

snowberry's avatar

I am sure I’ve tasted it. (just out of curiosity).

TJBM would never dream of tasting anything other than Mom’s Home Cookin’!

Coloma's avatar

False, I’m a foodie, I’ll try anything, except disgusting animal foods like Caviar, pate, tripe, liver, Chorizo…gak!

TJBM has a rubber ducky in their tubby

ibstubro's avatar

False. I have a shower in my bathroom.

TJBM makes marzipan.

flip86's avatar

False. What is marzipan?

TJBM likes making snow forts and snow angels.

snowberry's avatar

Sure!
Marzipan is a paste made from almonds and sugar, and can be molded like clay. You can make all sorts of things with it. http://candy.about.com/od/nougatmarzipancandy/r/Basicmarzipan.htm

TJBM keeps tropical fish.

ibstubro's avatar

False. I did as a kid until I realized they bored me, were smelly and fairly high maintenance.

TJBM could once belch on command.

SnoopyGirl's avatar

False. But a good rootbeer can make me belch sometimes.
TJBM has an interest in going ice skating this winter.

snowberry's avatar

Not really. I’ve had enough bruises.

TJBM owes money.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

Just the normal bills due now.
TJBM has been to the top of the Eiffel Tower and Lady Liberty.

ibstubro's avatar

False. Neither. When I was in NY a woman that I didn’t know or like prevented me from climbing the Statue. ARG. Never been to Europe.

TJBM has thought a lot about how the first white men got across the Grand Canyon.

SnoopyGirl's avatar

False. But I have often wondered how all the roads and bridges got decided upon where they were going to be placed. Amazing architecture!
TJBM has already started shopping for the holidays.

janbb's avatar

And finished!!

TJBM has not yet begun to shop for the holidays.

ibstubro's avatar

True. And never will.

TJBM has smelly feet.

Coloma's avatar

I do not. lol

TJBM has halitosis

ibstubro's avatar

Why does BO refer to a single body odor, and not general odors of the body??

False. Due to the fact that I have a $130 electric toothbrush and mouthwash that is like a swig of paint thinner.

TJBM has pretty toeses.

SnoopyGirl's avatar

Yes, I do…..pretty hot pink toes. My toes are always so cold that I have to wear heavy socks to keep them warm.
TJBM likes to get a snack in the middle of the night. Tell us what the snack of choice is.

Valerie111's avatar

Yes, Rice Krispie cereal.

TJBM likes the snow

snowberry's avatar

Absotutely!

TJBM lives where there is no snow (boo!)

Coloma's avatar

False. I live at the snowline here in the Sierra foothills, get some snow a few times a year and tons of it just a few hundred feet higher.

TJBM likes trail mix

snowberry's avatar

Yes.

TJBM likes chocolate.

ibstubro's avatar

“Like” is too mild a term for chocolate.

TJBM has a sock drawer.

geeky_mama's avatar

Yes..but doesn’t everyone?

TJBM is enjoying a snow storm.

Yetanotheruser's avatar

Our “sock” drawer has evolved into a hamper full of socks, sorted and not!

Yep. the snow has pretty much subsided, but we’re in the deep freeze now.

TJBM has a pet who needs to go out but doesn’t want to because of the cold.

janbb's avatar

Nope – so far, he’s ready to go out any time.

TJBM misses some long gone Jellies.

mattbrowne's avatar

True. Astrochuck, Fyrius, Iamthemob, Nikipedia, Qingu, Zuma. And all the Aussie Jellies. Where are they?
TJBM cares about the wishes of the peaceful demonstrators in the Ukraine.

ibstubro's avatar

@mattbrowne Nikipedia just graduated. I think it was in Meta.

Coloma's avatar

False. I know nothing about that

TJBM cares about people in their own country

snowberry's avatar

You bet. And elsewhere.

TJBM has an ungulate.

Yetanotheruser's avatar

Depends on what you mean by has. I “have” an occasional Odocoileus virginianus hop my fence.

TJBM lives where wildlife is accessible.

Coloma's avatar

True, everything from squirrels to mountain lions.

TJBM has seen a mountain lion in the wild

snowberry's avatar

I don’t think so, but I came uncomfortably close to one. One was just leaving the property when my little kids slipped outside before breakfast. Yikes! We found the tracks.

TJBM is glad they don’t live where dangerous animals prowl.

Coloma's avatar

False, I love wild life but scary with small children I agree

TJBM likes Vultures

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

Sure! They are awesome. Huge beautiful birds with enormous wing spans, mostly peaceful, and always ready to clean up after everybody.
TJBM is thinking vultures might be a good pet.

flip86's avatar

No. Vultures are cool, but they belong in the wild. Who else will eat the leftovers?

TJBM has talked on the phone while taking a poop.

reijinni's avatar

nope
TJBM has just realized that they are old.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

Good gosh no, that went sailing by some time ago.
TJBM has done it on a Harley….too.

ibstubro's avatar

False. Never even sat on a Harley.

But I watched a mountain lion/panther/bob cat cross the valley behind my house from the safety of my kitchen table!

TJBM has big plans for tomorrow.

Coloma's avatar

Oh yes, very big, finish my medicine, rest some more and have ANOTHER cup o’ noodles for dinner. lol

TJBM has a cat sitting next to their computer right now

Valerie111's avatar

Nope, I don’t have a cat.

TJBM is watching The X Factor right now.

ibstubro's avatar

Silly. I’m playing on Fluther right now!

TJBM has a snotty nose.

snowberry's avatar

Naw, I’m just snotty. I hear it from Fluther all the time :D

TJBM is a “little snot” too.

ibstubro's avatar

I’d be offended if I was called a “little snot”. Puh leeze. If I’m gonna snot, I’ll snot BIG.

Snot, snot, snot! What a cute little word, I so seldom type. SNOT!

TJBM thinks tirades and tangents are the norm.

Coloma's avatar

Hey…s’not funny, I am sick and snotty yes. lol

False. Tirades and tangents are random occurences. lol

TJBM wonders WHY the cat always takes a crap in their litter box right after it was cleaned help me

ibstubro's avatar

False. It IS a CAT.

TJBM thinks kumquats are cool

Coloma's avatar

True. Kum Kloser Kumquat.

TJBM will scoop my litter box

Yetanotheruser's avatar

Would if I could, my dear @Coloma, but you’re there and I’m here, and I don’t see your litter box.

TJBM really admires another jelly.

snowberry's avatar

I find quite a few interesting.

TJBM is not a fan of eggs.

SnoopyGirl's avatar

False. I love eggs. My favorite breakfast lately is an egg sandwich with a slice of american cheese and bacon on an English muffin.
TJAM doesn’t like eggs.
TJBM is secretly a fan of Justin Bieber. Lol

snowberry's avatar

No, and no. I like eggs fine! As far as JB goes, either he’ll figure life out or he won’t. I’m surely not gong to turn the channel or buy a magazine to hear the latest on him. LOL!

TJBM is a swimmer!

janbb's avatar

(I hate eggs! Just sayin’ since we seem stuck in that loop.)

Coloma's avatar

Love eggs, grew my own chicken and goose eggs for years. Nothing like a goose egg for a fluffy cake! haha

True, not so much the last few years, but was a veritable fish forever, river rafting rat, strong swimmer, then, retired to a hot tub. lol

TJBM is still waking up with Folgers in their cup

ibstubro's avatar

False. Coffee makes me palpitate/gets me high, then I crash and burn.

TJBM would throw out the only batch of pasta in the house if a bug shell floated to the top of the boiling water.

Dutchess_III's avatar

No I would not. I’d rinse it all thoroughly and I just wouldn’t tell the rest of the family about it.

TJBM would throw out the whole cup of coffee if a fly landed in it.

Coloma's avatar

No, flick the fly out, drink the coffee.

TJBM is not squeamish about bugs and other little critters

ibstubro's avatar

True, mostly. I carry them out in the summer and release them. However I draw the line at hairless spiders and running dust bunnies.

A fly? Really? I’d flick a bee, but the whole ‘a fly up-chucks every time it lands’ thing would probably make me dump my coffee.

TJBM has a mouse problem.

Dutchess_III's avatar

No. It’s working just fine. Thanks.

TJBM got some freaky news today.

Coloma's avatar

False, but, we are expecting a big snowstorm tomorrow and I must soldier out for supplies.
Maybe up to a foot here and 2 feet a little above me in elevation.

TJBM wants something good to eat right now

snowberry's avatar

Yes, but I’m too cold to fix it. I think I’ll go huddle up in bed and blow the hairdryer under the covers! LOL

TJBM always wears short sleeves (there’s one in every crowd, even up North in the winter)!

Coloma's avatar

False, but I have put my blowdryer under the covers at bedtime, ooooh, lock in the warmth. lol

TJBM must go out on this freezing morning bah!

Yetanotheruser's avatar

Yes. I need to shovel the snow and start the car so the wife can get her self and the kid off to work and school respectively. Then while they’re gone, I need to try to get the other vehicle running (it’s been unstarted since before this freeze came in) and get some supplies for the next few freezing days.

(I saw somebody on TV today using a blowdryer to thaw his pipes!

TJBM is concerned about her/his pipes freezing.

janbb's avatar

Yeah, I am but let’s not get too NSFW here!

TJBM has PB & J for lunch.

reijinni's avatar

nope, just chocolate graham with PB. Can’t stand J
TJBM wants to move to Poland.

Dutchess_III's avatar

No. Too cold.

TJBM Want to curl up by a warm fire and watch snow.

ibstubro's avatar

No. Televised snow and AC would suit me better.

TJBM wishes they had a nice dish of my scalloped oysters about now.

snowberry's avatar

A nice dish of something yes, oysters, no.

TJBM is off to do errands. I am.

Dutchess_III's avatar

Hail no. It’s too damn cold.

TJBM is going to take a warm shower then grab a blanket and watch TV

ibstubro's avatar

Nope. Put me on the errands bus, too!

TJBM thinks crab is fab.

Coloma's avatar

True.

TJBM just had Taco Bell for lunch

reijinni's avatar

no way.
TJBM wants to take a death vacation.

snowberry's avatar

A vacation from death, or to it? I’ll take the first one please.

TJBM is TJBM!

Coloma's avatar

It appears so! lol

TJBM is waiting to do something in exactly another 9 minutes

snowberry's avatar

Well yes, now that you mention it. Not sure what it is yet (probably cooking or hanging out here).

TJBM has their tree up.

SnoopyGirl's avatar

Yes the tree is up.
TJBM has been watching the live version of the Sound of Music tonight with Carrie Underwood.

Yetanotheruser's avatar

I was going to watch it with my daughter, but something came up so we recorded it and will watch it at some later time.

TJBM is glad for some technology we did not have when TJBM was younger.

Coloma's avatar

True, and fittingly enough I am watching ” Contagion” right now in my sick bed. cough, cough

TJBM had a muffin for dinner haha

snowberry's avatar

No.

TJBM keeps dust bunnies for pets.

ibstubro's avatar

False. I haven’t kept a dust bunny since I moved from the hardwood floors.

TJBM listens to the radio a lot.

snowberry's avatar

Almost never.

TJBM flosses regularly.

janbb's avatar

Who’s going to confess to not?

TJBM loves Fridays.

ibstubro's avatar

Yes, because…

(crap, I nearly made myself weep.)

TJBM is going to be a weepy old fart.

Yetanotheruser's avatar

When I turned 50, my older sister told me that I was at that point officially an old fart. I have always been easily moved to tears by certain movies and TV programs, so from that point of view, no “going to be” about it. I am a weepy old fart. (Not literally, though, those make bad stains on the drawers.)

TJBM has been taken literally when s/he meant something figuratively.

ibstubro's avatar

Oftentimes. Especially here, there seem to to be to really literal minded people.

TJBM read and follows the ‘manufacturers fabric care guidelines’ on clothes carefully

Coloma's avatar

Meh…at a glance, I am not a slave to instructions. lol

TJBM always cuts the tags out of their clothing because they bug you

ibstubro's avatar

Seriously? Go to all the work of cutting a tag out? Ummm…no. lol

TJBM is mad because business cards will not fit in a credit card holder.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Yes, it was a friend’s card that had a MP3 on the back with information about him.

TJBM still has a B/W TV.

Coloma's avatar

False. Nice little flat screen in my bedroom for Netflix, al the TV I watch.

TJBM likes documentaries

snowberry's avatar

Depends on the documentary.

TJBM is always up on days other than rainy days and Mondays! (am listening to Rainy Days and Mondays).

Coloma's avatar

True/false. I like both. I especially like stormy days like today when I am sick. I hate being housebound on nice days.

TJBM is waiting in a big snowstorm tonight

Dutchess_III's avatar

Nah. I kinda wish, but no. We had a little snow last night. It’s OK. We have the whole winter to go, and if the winter is anything the summer was, we’re going to be digging out our front doors.

TJBM is grateful for a warm house and clothes.

Coloma's avatar

True. Clothes are good. lol

TJBM is naked and cold

Dutchess_III's avatar

Oh hail no!

TJBM is about to build a fire and lounge beside it all sexy in his or her footie jammies. With sock on.

reijinni's avatar

nope
TJBM is snacking on kittie pot pies.

Yetanotheruser's avatar

Kittie pot pies? No, I’m snacking on roasted pumpkin seeds, washed down with a beer before 5:00!

TJBM thinks Nelson Mandela had some influence in TJBM’s home nation.

snowberry's avatar

Yes (the US).

TJBM cheers for underdogs.

Coloma's avatar

True, human and animal

TJBM is drinking green tea

ibstubro's avatar

With a yellow snow (LEMON) chaser? lol No.

TJBM still thinks Green Acres is hilarious.

Coloma's avatar

True! Shit…now I have the song in my head.Greeeen acres is the place to be, faaarm livin’ is the life for me, land spreadin’ out so far and wide, keep Manhatten just give me the countryside! Up yours @ibstubro lol

TJBM knows who Arnold Ziffel is

ibstubro's avatar

Oink, oink!

Oink, oink oink! Oink oink oink oink oink (oink, oink!)

Oink.

Coloma's avatar

TJBM speaks “Oink”

mambo's avatar

True. I have three pigs.

TJBM can’t believe people are still playing this game. (This has been going on since I had my previous account, which was two years ago!)

Coloma's avatar

True, but I skipped a few months. lol

TJBM has a headache

ibstubro's avatar

False. I’ll be retiring to bed soon. Lit.

TJBM thinks taxes are the Devil.

Coloma's avatar

True and….true story.
A few years ago I just happened to write my check to the IRS on check # 666 with a picture of 3 little pigs in a trough in the farm animal series. lol
1st class to hell please.

TJBM is going to bed NOW —zzzz—-

geeky_mama's avatar

Nope..up and at ‘em here in the tundra. Lots to do on a busy Saturday!

TJBM is going to watch the movie Fargo while riding in a car to Fargo today.

ibstubro's avatar

False. I’d rather watch Hawaii 5–0 on the way to Hawaii! Aye.

TJBM is admittedly fond of sex.

Coloma's avatar

Meh..I’m kinda all sexed out these days, I’ve had lots of good sex not I want to rest. lol
TJBM is all sexed out

reijinni's avatar

not yet. still waiting for that someone.
TJBM wants a peacock to go with her geese.

Coloma's avatar

False, they are beautiful but too noisy.

TJBM is a peacock, strutting their stuff

snowberry's avatar

No, but a neighbor’s peacock took up residence on our back deck once and we couldn’t get it to leave. Peacocked all over the deck until I had to clean it with a snow shovel, then a hose and brush. It was disgusting, and as pretty as they are, I don’t like peacocks now. They can peacock at someone else’s farm.

TJBM thinks maybe a peacock wouldn’t make such a great pet after all.

Coloma's avatar

As long as they just stay out in the yards, farm land and trees and don’t poop on the porch. Then again, I never minded my goose pooping on the deck, just hosed it off, because I love him. lol

TJBM must go out in the snow to get something they need bah

ibstubro's avatar

NO SNOW! NO SNOW! NO SNOW! Not that I’m tickled and rubbing it in!

TJBM has a big Sunday planned for tomorrow.

snowberry's avatar

The usual.

TJBM eats wild game.

ibstubro's avatar

IF I still ate meat (which I do not) I would prefer the taste of wild game to domesticated meat. I remember beef as bland. Lamb my favorite. I loved venison and wild goose meat.

I’d likely sample meat again if it was wild. My digestive’s not fond of it.

TJBM still likes ‘Sixlets’.

snowberry's avatar

I don’t know that I’ve ever tasted them.

TJBM just discovered ice cream in their freezer! Woo Hoo!

Coloma's avatar

False, I discovered Nyquil gel caps in my medicine chest…seriously in a stupor and going to bed lol

TJBM has Nyquil in their medicine cabinet

Yetanotheruser's avatar

Generic equivalent, yes. Because of our age, my wife and I started using a “High blood pressure” formula until we compared ingredients and found no difference.

TJBM has concerns about high blood pressure.

mambo's avatar

False! I used to have an issue with hypertension, but weight loss, diet, and exercise reversed.

TJBM is a grinch.

snowberry's avatar

Sort of, yes. I hate shopping, and decorating isn’t my thang. I’m not grouchy though. I’ll go shopping and decorate if I have my body guards with me. LOL

TJBM is cold. What do you need to do to warm up?

Yetanotheruser's avatar

Put something on my feet, and have my coffee.

TJBM is still sleepy this morning.

reijinni's avatar

nope
TJBM likes to eat yellow snow.

Coloma's avatar

Only if it is flavored snow in a snowcone

TJBM goes in the snow

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Goes in snow, sun and shade.

TJBM has driven a car more than a quarter of a million miles.

Coloma's avatar

False, the most is around, uh..maybe 130–150k

TJBM hates driving in snow

Dutchess_III's avatar

No, I’m OK with it. It’s the idiots around me who drive like it’s perfectly clear and drive that I hate.

TJBM is waiting for something to come on TV.

Coloma's avatar

False. Watching a DVD ” Bernie” hilarious! Except my poor stuffy head hurts when I laugh.

TJBM is starving but doesn’t feel like making themselves anything.

ibstubro's avatar

Stuffed. Absolutely STUFFED. I was not hungry and we went to the Mexican restaurant where I got a grilled fish fillet as big as my hand, refried beans and a salad for $4.75. Yumbo margarita add $6.

TJBM loves gummy bears.

DWW25921's avatar

Gummy bears are awesome. If they had chocolate gummies I would die of bliss.

TJBM Has a strong distaste for llamas.

ibstubro's avatar

False. I have strong interest in llamas.

TMBM has rats.

Coloma's avatar

I used to have pet rats, yes. Great little critters.

TJBM is going to bed now

DWW25921's avatar

Yes, I do believe I will.

TJBM Thinks pigs are cute.

snowberry's avatar

Little ones, yes. But big honkin’ feral ones that won’t die, not at all.

TJBM has a friend who won’t shut up.

DWW25921's avatar

This is true… I don’t call much…

TJBM has considered world domination!

Dutchess_III's avatar

No. Just domination in my own little life.

TJBM has their act together.

ibstubro's avatar

Nah. Too much like work. Let’s just act up?

TJBM is going to say “The bee’s knees!” in conversation today, just for the joy of it.

DWW25921's avatar

I most certainly will not! Ok, maybe I’ll tie it in somewhere…

TJBM seems a bit “off their game” today. May need chocolate.

Coloma's avatar

True, need cold pills

TJBM has frozen snow making their deck dangerous

DWW25921's avatar

Yes, what’s worse is it’s very slippery without the added ice…

TJBM has secret super powers.

Coloma's avatar

If only. I could use some super powers right now.

TJBM likes watching wildlife in the snow Squirrels, jays and deer frolicking around here this morning.

snowberry's avatar

Yes! Not much of that here.

TJBM lives on the edge…of what?

Yetanotheruser's avatar

Just on the edge…

TJBM likes living on the edge.

DWW25921's avatar

There’s a reason why I got such a great deal on this house…

TJBM is lucky to live on a flat piece of land…

snowberry's avatar

I wish.

TJBM is kind to those of lesser mental capacities.

DWW25921's avatar

Kind yes, but only because I do enjoy flaunting my abundance of awesomeness.

TJBM likes wandering aimlessly through wooded pathways, skipping merrily and whistling happy tunes.

Dutchess_III's avatar

I can’t whistle.

TJBM can produce a picture of the Bees Knees upon request.

Yetanotheruser's avatar

Yes, yes I can.

TJBM thinks that is just the bees knees!

Dutchess_III's avatar

No. I happen to know that THESE are the bonified, real bees knees!

TJBM likes routine.

DWW25921's avatar

I love routine! But only if it has random changes…

TJBM isn’t really a Jelly at all… Me thinks they’re a spy!

snowberry's avatar

(I’m actually human, but don’t blow my cover, K?)

TJBM is short. How short?

DWW25921's avatar

I’m about 5’11” and 4 quarters… That’s what I tell folks anyway. They have to think about it for a minute… Nah, you look about 6 feet! Ya think?

TJBM is taking awesome lessons from Chuck Norris.

snowberry's avatar

No. Chuck takes lessons from me!

TJBM’s fingers and toes are __frozen__.

DWW25921's avatar

Probably because I’m wearing sandals.

I wish my wool socks didn’t have holes…

DWW25921's avatar

@snowberry Leaky faucet?

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

Sure! I have more too.
TJBM has ridden a camel.

reijinni's avatar

nope.
@DWW25921, that’s what you get for wearing those ugly shoes.
TJBM has sled dogs at the ready.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

Gee, that’d be super cool! I can’t afford to stuff that many bellies though.
TJBM lives too close to the airport, and the flights drive them crazy.

snowberry's avatar

No.

TJBM was up at 6 AM today.

DWW25921's avatar

Actually a little after 7…

TJBM has a PEZ dispenser collection.

snowberry's avatar

Nope.

TJBM has twins.

DWW25921's avatar

Not likely… Well, I reckon the kittens count!

TJBM needs to start collecting PEZ dispensers.

Yetanotheruser's avatar

No, got too many collections to maintain as it is.

TJBM has finished breakfast. (or lunch or dinner, depending on the geography.)

reijinni's avatar

yep
TJBM wishes he was Jeremy Clarkson.

DWW25921's avatar

Depends on my mood…

TJBM wishes they had a chocolate fountain. Who doesn’t?

Coloma's avatar

False. I wish I had a marijuana plantation lol

TJBM smokes the peace pipe on occasion

DWW25921's avatar

Rarely but when the mood hits… I hit it…

TJBM Loves Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens

Dutchess_III's avatar

I do.

TJBM is on a diet. Here. Have a bowl of bite sized candy bars.

Coloma's avatar

Haha….I am always on a diet these days, Freaking middle age sucks!

TJBM likes blueberry bagels with cream cheese

Dutchess_III's avatar

How did you know what I had for breakfast?! Except I only had a plain bagel. But I also had some OJ.

TJBM is proud of themselves for something.

Coloma's avatar

True. I’m proud I haven’t killed myself with all the stress I’ve been under this last year. lol

TJBM is a survivor

DWW25921's avatar

True. My parents are Baptist. Holy old school Batman!

TJBM Loves to dance like nobody’s watching! But they do… They all do…

Yetanotheruser's avatar

I love to dance when nobody’s watching, but I especially love to dance when I’m out in public (maybe in the supermarket, or some such place) with my 13 soon-to-be-14-year-old-year daughter, just to embarrass her.

TJBM knows something about inter-generational embarrassing moments.

Dutchess_III's avatar

Not sure what you mean…

TJBM has really old pictures of family members. Can you tell when I’m looking around the room searching for TJBM inspiration? :)

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

I sure wish I did. Too many acts of nature.
TJBM is half done crossing things off their bucket list.

Dutchess_III's avatar

I don’t have a bucket list.

TJBM is glad computers were invented.

DWW25921's avatar

Yes, as a matter of fact I am.

TJBM thinks alpacas are cuter than llamas.

Yetanotheruser's avatar

I think they’re both beautiful animals.

TJBM thinks alpaca wool is softer than merino wool.

DWW25921's avatar

I think preparation ultimately makes the difference.

TJBM Has an intense hatred for kittens.

Coloma's avatar

Bite your tongue you evil kitten hater! lol
False. I ADORE kittens and cats.

TJBM has an intense hatred of sloppy, stupid, fawning dogs

reijinni's avatar

nope.
TJBM has baked an eel pie.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

I can’t imagine wanting to. Maybe I would try eel sometime, but I can’t imagine pie being my go to recipe.
TJBM has something to share on that topic.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Fried eel is great, so is smoked eel.

TJBM does not like fish.

ibstubro's avatar

False. I can’t think of a seafood I dislike. Although my own attempts at cooking eel hav had disastrous results. Ever try to grill a candle?? Fatty, stuff, it should just fry itself.

TJMB has visited an ocean other than the Atlantic or Pacific.

DWW25921's avatar

Does the Gulf of Mexico count?

TJBM has planns for global domination that have yet to be unfurled.

geeky_mama's avatar

Well..phase 1 of my evil plan is already in motion..but few have noticed just yet. Mwah hahaahaha!

TJBM has completed their Christmas shopping.

Coloma's avatar

False, but I am only buying for a few so easy to do at the last minute

TJBM has seriously downsized Xmas

Yetanotheruser's avatar

Especially since the older twins grew up and moved out on their own. We still have friends over for a party, but as far as gifts, nothing as extravagant as we once did.

TJBM is watching snow melt.

ibstubro's avatar

False. Watching snow spit, here.

TJBM has always wanted to take a cruise on the Mississippi River.

Coloma's avatar

True, on an old riverboat like Huck Finn

TJBM needs to go grocery shopping ugh

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Yes. Waiting for those fr4ee ads so I can make my list.
TJBM would like to horizontal bop in a cave.

DWW25921's avatar

Depends on my mood.

TJBM likes to poke sleeping animals and giggle when they stir.

ibstubro's avatar

I like to do that to cats. Sometimes they’ll pretend to ignore you. Sometimes they’ll yawn and stretch extravagantly. Sometimes they’ll just give you a dirty look and more 5 foot farther on and resume. Sleeping cats can be fair entertainment when you’re bored!

TJBM still eagerly awaits the mail every day.

DWW25921's avatar

Oh yes, you have no idea. I have 2 Ebay purchases running late…

TJBM is involved in a tennis club for chimps and apes.

Coloma's avatar

False, I belong to the “Quack” club.

TJBM likes to play Scarabble and always scores BIG

DWW25921's avatar

Very true. My wife and I slaughtered our last opponents.

TJBM would rather I was a horse.

Coloma's avatar

Um, I don’t know how to answer that. Are you thinking of having surgery to become a horse? lol
I have a goose that morphed from a female to a male, he is a trans-gander haha

TJBM is wearing a Santa Hat Pssst…I CAN spell ”Scrabble not Scarabble Pffft!

DWW25921's avatar

No, my last avatar… I digress… Sorry, no Santa hat.

TJBM likes to feed alka-seltzer to seagulls.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

Absolutely not, but I would like to see you as a horse, WITH a Santa hat.
TJBM will take a few minutes to get back because they are throwing together a snack, of…...

DWW25921's avatar

Ginger Snaps and Cherry 7up.

TJBM loves ginger snaps.

Coloma's avatar

I do, I do, and, I am hooked on Gingerbread Mochas this week, OMG!

TJBM has had a Gingerbread Mocha or Latte this week

Dutchess_III's avatar

Have not. Natty Lite all the way.

TJBM doesn’t have their tree up yet.

ibstubro's avatar

True. There is, was (okay once) and never will be (another) TREE.

TJBM Doesn’t have their Valentines bought yet? ( Holday Slacker!)

DWW25921's avatar

I do the flea market scene… I always have random crap like that lying around…

TJBM Goes to flea markets to find nifty random trinkets.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

Flea markets, second hand shops, craft stores, auctions. My favorite used to be going to estate auctions on bad weather days when almost no one is there to bid against me.
TJBM is humming holiday tunes, right now.

snowberry's avatar

Not often. I already have more nifty random trinkets than I can deal with now. LOL

TJBM likes possums.

DWW25921's avatar

Sure I do! I live in West Virginia… get the kettle maw we got us a critter!

TJMB Has a think for corn chips and ranch dressing. (Seriously, try it.)

ibstubro's avatar

Absolutely. Serve me up a corn chip and ranch sandwich, even. As good as Doritos and Miracle Whip.

Do you seriously eat possums?

TJBM collects trivia.

Dutchess_III's avatar

In my head I do.

TJBM bites their nails.

Coloma's avatar

False, but I do pick at my cuticles in cold weather, ugh..dry hands.

TJBM has the sniffles

reijinni's avatar

nope
TJBM is leaving a 1000 ___ to their church.

ibstubro's avatar

False.

TJBM’s house is so dry, they fear their grape-like figure becoming raisin-like.

DWW25921's avatar

Why you want to look in the raisin jar? You a cop?

TJBM Does dishes once a week.

ibstubro's avatar

False. The S/O just had to have a dishwasher, so the dishes get done when it’s full.

TJBM thinks Clouds Taste Metallic.

Coloma's avatar

Never tasted a cloud, I don’t know.

TJBM needs a massage

Dutchess_III's avatar

I do. I do. But I shan’t have one.

TJBM has presents via Amazon beginning to trickle onto their porch.

ibstubro's avatar

False. I have one package coming from eBay and it’s a used camera that I don’t need or want, but might replace the one I now need and want at some point in the future.

TJBM doesn’t want to be sober when they die.

DWW25921's avatar

It’s all about the plan.

TJBM loves cleaning cat poop from under my favorite chair in the living room…

reijinni's avatar

Nope
TJBM wants to live in house that is falling apart.

DWW25921's avatar

Done! :)

TJMB has a thing for “toys”

Dutchess_III's avatar

No. That would be my husband. Like, if we go to WalMart and they have a whole isle of reindeer and Santas and elves who sing if you push a button he’ll push the buttons on ALL of them so the whole isle is a cacophony of discordant, high pitched stupid songs. I can’t take him anywhere.

TJBM prefers a little class to their Christmas decorating.

DWW25921's avatar

True. I put out Christmas themed PEZ dispensers.

TJBM likes ice cream in the dead of Winter…

Dutchess_III's avatar

I like ice cream at any time. Which is why I don’t have it in my house.

TJBM hides candy and stuff from themselves.

ibstubro's avatar

No. The S/O eats much more candy than me, so there’s always plenty around.

TJBM actually eats Pez candy.

DWW25921's avatar

Yup.

TJBM wants to sail the 7 seas in a canoe.

Dutchess_III's avatar

No..a yaught. I’m not supid!

TJBM loves tomato and cheese sandwiches!

Yetanotheruser's avatar

Yes, grilled. With bacon!

TJBM loves all things bacon!

ibstubro's avatar

False. I eat no meat.

TJBM likes Dorito and Miracle Whip sandwiches.

DWW25921's avatar

I don’t like Mayo or Miracle Whip…

TJBM wants a gigantic cheese burger!

Dutchess_III's avatar

Ew no.

TJBM would like some grilled salmon with lemon.

DWW25921's avatar

Sounds lovely actually…

TJBM is on the fence about oysters.

ibstubro's avatar

False. I made 2 double batches of scalloped oysters in the past week and ate at least a double batch by myself.

TJBM will not eat a sandwich that is not cut in half, corner to corner.

DWW25921's avatar

I have no problem with that.

TJBM has never tried a peanut butter and honey sandwich.

ibstubro's avatar

True. The only thing I have ever successfully pair peanut butter with is seedless blackberry preserves.

TJBM is airheaded today.

DWW25921's avatar

Today was actually pretty productive! Yesterday on the other hand…

TJBM should make some dinner than go to bed early.

snowberry's avatar

Actually I have.

TJBM is fond of baking..

ibstubro's avatar

…in the sun. True! ;)

TJBM has an absurd sense of humor.

SnoopyGirl's avatar

I guess my sense of humor could be absurd and dry at times.
TJBM hates all the winter clothes that need to be worn outside.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Bermuda shorts, flip-flops and a tank top ? ? ?

TJBM is planning a Holiday party.
I am for TWO.

DWW25921's avatar

No parties for me. Maybe a video game marathon! It’s long overdue…

TJBM likes pelting rocks into lakes.

Coloma's avatar

Skipping not pelting. lol

TJBM has yogurt covered raisins

ibstubro's avatar

False. Yo -grut (as I call it, for no other reason than I’m strange.) normally has more calories than chocolate?

TJBM would have been a hippie, when hippies were cool.

Coloma's avatar

I AM a hippie. lol I wear gypsy skirts and pigtails and lived on my micro-farm for years. :-)

TJBM is a bohemian type too

ibstubro's avatar

Actually, I might be a bohemian type-o.

TJBM is an anachronism.

DWW25921's avatar

That’s a really big word.

TJBM knows lots of big words.

Yetanotheruser's avatar

Indubitably!

TJBM is in a lazy mood today

Coloma's avatar

I have only been awake for an hour, so yes, still feeling lazy but…have stuff to do today so, not too lazy. haha

TJBM is a fan of personality theory

DWW25921's avatar

I have my own theories… and so do I!

TJBM loves Chinese food.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Are we having Chinese food for lunch? ?

TJBM is going out for lunch to a restaurant.

Yetanotheruser's avatar

Maybe a Chinese food restaurant?

TJBM has experienced writer’s block.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

Uuuuummmmm. Well, sometimes, see, whew. In the summer of our lives,
Whatever. Happy holidays, I guess. I feel so uninspired.
TJBM thinks writer’s block is wooden things you stack together to spell out messages.

ibstubro's avatar

False. You’re thinking of Print Blocks.

TJBM has a dedicated door stop.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

Yup! A stack of my heaviest writer’s blocks works perfectly.
TJBM is bummed by the cold today.

reijinni's avatar

nope
TJBM procrastinates.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Let me get back to you . . . about that . . . .

TJBM has been in a foreign country in the last two years.

ibstubro's avatar

10. I moved from Missouri to Illinois about 10 years ago. I cannot believe I moved to a Communist State.

TJBM owns something made from the hide of an animal other than pig or cow.

snowberry's avatar

An alligator.

TJBM is happier living with less.

DWW25921's avatar

Absolutely! You have no idea the junk I have to sift through. Having a flea market business is driving me nuts! I’m a minimalist at heart.

TJBM has a strange obsession for apples.

Yetanotheruser's avatar

I like them, but I wouldn’t call my taste for them a strange obsession.

TJBM has seen the news today

DWW25921's avatar

Actually, I have not. I stay away from propaganda whenever possible.

TJBM will one fine day… Rule the world! Mua ha ha ha ha!!!!

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

Soon too! Tell no one, or you will die!
TJBM is justifiably terrified.

DWW25921's avatar

Clearly…

TJBM will be a benevolent and diplomatic leader.

Coloma's avatar

I would, but I might also lop your head off if needed. lol

TJBM does not suffer fools gladly

geeky_mama's avatar

Absolutely, yes. This has been said about me many, many times.

TJBM is in the midst of a Christmas-baking frenzy.

DWW25921's avatar

I just made biscuits but only because I was craving biscuits and gravy.

TJBM can float like a butterfly and sting like a bee.

Coloma's avatar

Well, I may not float as well as I used to, but I can still sting like a bee. lol

TJBM likes old B&W TV shows like Andy Griffith

snowberry's avatar

Yes. Whole fambly loves it.

TJBM thinks the whole Christmas shindig sounds like a lotta woik.

DWW25921's avatar

I do stuff online.

TJBM wishes they could fly.

Coloma's avatar

I fly, in my dreams.

TJBM flys in their dreams

snowberry's avatar

I used to, not now.

TJBM likes to travel to sporting events.

Coloma's avatar

False. I do not like sporting events of any kind.

TJBM likes music festivals

snowberry's avatar

I really prefer storytelling festivals. Such as this one http://sierrastorytellingfestival.org/

TJBM has never been to a storytelling festival.

Coloma's avatar

True, and…this event is only about one hour away from me here in these hills! Very cool, thanks!

TJBM lives in the Sierra foothills

DWW25921's avatar

If that’s on the East Coast than sure!

TJBM needs coffee.

ibstubro's avatar

False. I love the smell and taste of coffee. Hate my body’s reaction.

TJBM loves the color yellow!

DWW25921's avatar

I reckon it has it’s moments…

TJBM Hates to go to Wal-Mart.

Coloma's avatar

That’s an understatement, why I rarely go there.

TJBM hates the holiday crowds and chaos.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

That is so true. Sigh.
TJBM is standing under the mistletoe….SmOoCh!

snowberry's avatar

Awwww, Thanks.

TJBM doesn’t have pets.

Coloma's avatar

False, 2 cats and 2 geese that now live with adopted parents.

TJBM loves cats

snowberry's avatar

Some of them. I’ve met a few that weren’t too nice.

TJBM likes sushi.

Coloma's avatar

No, no, no.

TJBM loves Thai food

snowberry's avatar

YES!

TJBM needs a computer overhaul.

reijinni's avatar

not yet
TJBM wants to fry a turkey.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

I’d like to try some, you bet!
TJBM has a problem with their feet going to sleep.

DWW25921's avatar

Sometimes…

TJBM loves skipping merrily through the snow.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

Used to. Now I watch my daughter do it. I recall the sensations as I see her look skyward while the flakes tumble down, twirling and waving outstretched arms.
TJBM needs to go out and make snowangels.

reijinni's avatar

nope, never had that urge.
TJBM has left some surprises in the neighbors’ snowmen.

snowberry's avatar

If we had snow, I’d certainly consider it. But that’s not gonna’ happen.

TJBM reads a lot of books.

Coloma's avatar

I used to, now I mostly read online.

TJBM has a headache

ibstubro's avatar

No headache. Buzz. But no headache.

TJBM gives boring responses.

reijinni's avatar

TJAM forgot something.
TJBM wants a year with 13 months

ibstubro's avatar

TJBM wonders why TJAM participates, given their answers are all yes and no, with no expositions. Double the fun?

Coloma's avatar

True, but, each to his own.

TJBM is wearing beige

Tropical_Willie's avatar

No, and I’m not wearing my birthday suit.

TJBM is an Askville Graduate.

Coloma's avatar

False, Never participated in Askville, I’m a Fluther loyalist.

TJBM has curly hair

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Has little or no hair. It use to be curly on sides and straight on top.

TJBM thinks they may have a White Christmas.

Coloma's avatar

Maybe, we shall see.

TJBM has funny looking feet

snowberry's avatar

I suppose. They are congenitally flat. No discernible arches.

TJBM is fixing vegetarian food for dinner.

Coloma's avatar

Well…almost. Making a giant Shrimp salad right now. All veggies, greens, avocado, tomatoes, cucumbers,olives, but gotta have the Shrimp. :-)

TJBM loves French bread

ibstubro's avatar

Crusty and delicious! When I was young(er), there was a grocery near me that baked deli bread. I’d stop in, buy a loaf of hot bread and a package of cold cheese. As I walked, I’d that a hunk of warm bread and wrap it around a chunk of cheese. By the time I walked the 5 blocks to my home, I was well satisfied!

TJBM thinks the U.S. is missing the boat on space exploration.

Coloma's avatar

I think it’s missing the boat on everything.

TJBM likes “Smarties” candies

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

My daughter is wild about them, I can have a couple or not.
TJBM stops at red lights without caring about the crosswalks.

snowberry's avatar

I try to pay attention to that. Mostly I succeed.

TJBM takes in strays.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

Oh, I sure used to, all the way up to humans. I live in a rental now though, where pets are not allowed. Still feed whatever little critters happen into the yard. This summer my daughter was catching crickets for a garden snake. It got so he’d come out of hiding when he heard her.
TJBM smells very nice.

snowberry's avatar

I hope I smell like myself. I hate hate HATE perfumes.

TJBM loves bacon, and uses it in all sorts of improbable ways.

Yetanotheruser's avatar

I like bacon perfume. Actually, I like bacon anything!

TJBM would like a bacon wedding.

geeky_mama's avatar

Um, no thank you. (Though I do think oven crisped bacon is very yummy.)

TJBM loves to burn incense. (I’m burning my seasonal favorite “Christmas Kiss” again this morning.)

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

It makes me sneeze. I like oils.
TJBM is going to dash to my profile page so they can see my temporary new picture better. (The turkeys just cruised through a few minutes ago.)

Yetanotheruser's avatar

It’s definitely turkey-time. Great shot @Jonesn4burgers

TJBM likes photography.

Coloma's avatar

True! I like nature photography and made a blind once to photograph birds. :-)

TJBM is a nature documentary nut

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

Hey, who are you calling nut? I watch and record. If my daughter has any school projects involving critters, I’ve got LOTS of stuff, salt water, fresh water, cold, hot, airborn, extinct, endandered, change color, shape, give their offspring to foster parents….. got it.
TJBM still twiddles their thumbs, sometimes.

ibstubro's avatar

Never. I gave it up unless it’s for effect (someone’s watching)

TJBM has attempted suicide.

Coloma's avatar

False. Not yet anyway. lol

TJBM thinks people should be able to kill themselves if they want to

snowberry's avatar

They do anyway, regardless of what I think about it.

TJBM is able to stand on their head.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

Yes, but it doesn’t happen by choice anymore, just when my chair doesn’t go over a curb quite right.
TJBM welcomes age like a book they’ve been yearning to read.

Yetanotheruser's avatar

In a way, yes. I’m very, very fortunate to have the health I have at the age I’ve achieved. I will accept age with grace, but I will resist becoming an old man with everything at my disposal.

TJBM can condense their life philosophy in a few words.

Coloma's avatar

True. Life is short, do whatever you want and screw the rest. lol

TJBM does whatever they want

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

Wow, not enough, but now that you mention it, that will change.
TJBM will dash off to my profile page to see the picture I took of the turkeys cruising through my yard yesterday, because they missed my mention of it yesterday.

snowberry's avatar

I sure did! You’re quick with the picture taking! Good job!

TJBM just age a huge meal in the mid-afternoon.

Coloma's avatar

Haha, false. I JUST had a medium meal at 7: 30 here. Mmm, shrimp stuffed avaocado and french bread and pimento cheese spread and now, yogurt covered rasins. Yummy!

TJBM likes yogurt covered raisins or chocolate covered raisins

geeky_mama's avatar

Yep. Those sound yummy.

TJBM is leaving on a jet plane. (Heading to Quito tomorrow, be back soon!)

Coloma's avatar

No jet planes in my immediate future. Have fun @geeky_mama :-)

TJBM needs to take a shower and get ready for bed pretty soon

Yetanotheruser's avatar

Yes, yes.

TJBM’s eyelids are getting heavy.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

Swollen. The dry air has my tear ducts irritated. They’re a little better today.
TJBM has dreams about food. (But not the noodle dream.)

reijinni's avatar

not this time
TJBM has to eat some foie gras.

Coloma's avatar

Bite your tongue man! Not if it was the last edible substance on earth. It is morally wrong to eat ones friends.

TJBM hates cruelty based industry

DWW25921's avatar

Yes I do.

TJBM wants to get their teeth shiny for Christmas photos.

Coloma's avatar

False. I have lovely teeth, thanks to nature, genetics and bleaching trays. lol

TJBM smiles a lot :-D

DWW25921's avatar

Not really, if I was @Coloma I probably would…

TJBM Loves knitting sweaters for friends and family!

Coloma's avatar

I can’t knit or sew anything. I made an apron in 7th grade home ec and it was a lopsided mess. lol
Now ask me to decorate your house and I’ll amaze you.

TJBM is trying to lose weight and it just won;t budge. *(#@%^!!!

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

I want to, but I’m not trying hard enough. I keep stuffing tasty things in my mouth.
TJBM is the “She” of the cliche, “That’s what she said.”

ibstubro's avatar

False. “That’s whats he said”, maybe.

TJBM would give up forgo food today if they could have a warm, summer rain and sunshine instead.

reijinni's avatar

nope
TJBM would do anything to get Dick Dynasty off the air.

ibstubro's avatar

Nope.

TJBM has a special dinner tonight.

Coloma's avatar

Fish, salad and something else, maybe rice or mashed potatoes, Not really special but good. :-)

TJBM LOVES baked Salmon with Asparagus

ibstubro's avatar

True, it’s hard to go wrong with salmon and asparagus. (Grilling would make it special! STICKY RICE! Yum!)

TJBM hates laundry.

Coloma's avatar

I hate vacuuming more. lol

TJBM has a Goldfish named Cedric

reijinni's avatar

nope
TJBM is too lazy/broke to go shopping.

Coloma's avatar

False, going now. lol

TJBM has downsized Christmas significantly

ibstubro's avatar

Yes, I’ve successfully gone from damned little to nothing.

TJBM feesl like a nut.

Coloma's avatar

False, I feel like a beer. lol

TJBM just lugged in groceries and all sorts of shit. haha

ibstubro's avatar

Oh, did Goosey have a little grease today?

False, I didn’t buy hardly anything today. 4 12 packs of 7-Up as they were $2.

TJBM has a “Springfield” in their state.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Yes, doesn’t every state have one or two.

TJBM had snacks instead of dinner.

Coloma's avatar

Kinda of, half a sandwich and a salad, saving my calories for candy. lol

TJBM has a sweet tooth mouth

ibstubro's avatar

Fits and starts, on the sweet tooth thing. I ate most of a box of cashew-caramel turtles today. lol

TJBM has learned to eat a fraction of the salt they used to, and not miss it.

Coloma's avatar

True. I use either lite salt or sea salt when I do use it.

TJBM likes Huell Houser and Californias Gold show on PBS

Bluefreedom's avatar

I’ve never heard of either of those shows. Probably due to never watching PBS.

TJBM likes to stream movies and TV shows through Netflix and/or Hulu as opposed to watching them on DVD or Blu-ray discs.

DWW25921's avatar

I watch stuff on the internet. I don’t even have cable… kind of obsolete at this point.

TJBM Thinks a kitten is a mess waiting to happen.

ibstubro's avatar

Think. Think? I know a kitten is a mess waiting to happen. Probably less so than a puppy, though!

TJBM would like to see the Earth from outer space.

reijinni's avatar

nice view
@Coloma, California’s Gold is a good show and Huell Howser (PBUH) was a good man.
TJBM will celebrate the holidays by…

snowberry's avatar

Having my daughter in Japan come home for a visit.

TJBM has trust issues with cats. :D

Leanne1986's avatar

Hell yes. I understand dogs but cats are (cute) alien creatures to me!

TJBM is going to see their favourite relative this weekend.

ibstubro's avatar

False. Looks like this it going to be a working weekend for me.

TJBM trims their nosehair.

Coloma's avatar

I have no nose hair, I am a hairless blonde. lol

TJBM thinks back hair on men is gross

snowberry's avatar

Meh. I don’t much care. It does look like it’d be very uncomfortable in a hot climate though, enough to make the poor guy want to crawl out of his skin just to cool off!

TJBM works nights.

Coloma's avatar

False, days.

TJBM wishes they could retire and do nothing but stare at the sky, garden, travel, sit in the hot tub.

Valerie111's avatar

True, and read all day.

TJBM wishes they could go to the beach every day.

Coloma's avatar

Mmm…no, I like the ocean but I’m a mountain/country girl.

TJBM has traveled to some exotic place in the last 5 years

geeky_mama's avatar

Not sure if Ecuador counts as exotic, but I just got back from there…and within in the past 5 years I was in South Africa and that felt pretty exotic to me…

TJBM has a lot of Christmas-present-wrapping to do…

Valerie111's avatar

Nope, I’m all finished. I started Christmas shopping in October.

TJBM is giving coal as a present. ;D

ibstubro's avatar

Coal is hard to come by, anymore, so I had to settle for a bundle of sticks. ;)

TJBM is planning to have something special to eat New Years Eve.

KaY_Jelly's avatar

True. O_o

vThat jelly blows me.

Coloma's avatar

^^^ Huh? I think not, my award winning blow days are fading fast. lolol

TJBM calls their gardener and say’s ” I need a blow job”

ibstubro's avatar

Hard-ly! Is there such a thing as a weedener?

TJBM calls their hair stylist and says, “I need a blow job.”

Yetanotheruser's avatar

Nope, don’t have a stylist. Long and natural.

TJBM is ready for the holidays to be over.

ibstubro's avatar

YES. Through 1–2-15, to date. Check with me again at that time. Maybe if I skip a year, it’ll renew my (BaaWaaaa!) enthusiasm for them..

TJBM woulda loved to have seen Patsy Cline perform live.

reijinni's avatar

not really
TJBM wishes that he could smell the history.

ibstubro's avatar

okay

TJBM has been tested for a disease within the past month.

Coloma's avatar

Smell the history? Huh? lol

I am disease free, but, yes, I did take an antibiotic for a sinus infection the beginning of this month.

TJBM is Typhoid Mary

Tropical_Willie's avatar

No-pers, It is Tropical_Willie!

TJBM is already for a Holly Jolly ! !

ibstubro's avatar

If that’s anything like a “Jolly Rancher”:
2 oz Vodka
1 oz Midori melon liqueur
Fill with Cranberry juice
Make it a double.

TJBM is thinking fondly of the old Calgon commercials. “Calgon, take…”

Coloma's avatar

LOL…true. Calgon take me away. Oooh hot bath tonight.

TJBM went out for breakfast today and ate like a horse

snowberry's avatar

No, but we went out to lunch. I got comfortably full, mostly on veggies, so…sorta like a horse.

TJBM wears theme socks like these. https://www.thefind.com/apparel/info-theme-socks

ibstubro's avatar

Um. No. I’m just coming into (har har) dare I say colored (black) socks.

I’d never be able to sort the themes?

Coloma's avatar

TJAM forgot to address TJB them.

ibstubro's avatar

True!
TJBM is planning a trip to another country next year.

Coloma's avatar

I wish, but travel is not in my budget at this time. My last great trip was in 2010.

TJBM is sensitive to wood burning smoke and brush piles

ibstubro's avatar

More and more as I age. I find it particularly offensive indoors. We ate at the Crapper Barrel once while a fire was burning and I was miserable the whole time.

TJBM has always dreamed of owning their own island.

Coloma's avatar

True, I’d love to become a recluse on an island as long as I have my creature comforts. lol

TJBM is gearing up to go forth

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Just planning on going out and picking up a fifth. ( Not a forth ! ! ) ;>)

TJBM going to a New Years Eve event.

Coloma's avatar

False. The last big New Years blowout I went to was in 2009. lol

TJBM will be in bed before midnight on New years

Yetanotheruser's avatar

Not very likely. My teen daughter is hosting a (chaperoned) teen New Years Eve Party.

TJBM enjoys chaperoning teens.

Coloma's avatar

Hell no! I paid my dues in the teen years, go away teens, come back in about 10 years when you are a person. lol

TJBM is done with kids, dogs and romantic relationships

geeky_mama's avatar

Not quite yet.

TJBM has submitted a picture to http://www.dogshaming.com/

Yetanotheruser's avatar

Not yet, but it sure is tempting!

Just when TJBM thinks they understand their pet, the pet proves them wrong!

Coloma's avatar

True! My 2 cats have adapted amazingly to indoor cats after being country cats forever. I was really worried, and while I know they miss the great outdoors they are doing really well. Me, not so much. haha

TJBM is tired tonight

Leanne1986's avatar

It’s 10am here in the UK so not night yet but I am very tired as only managed to get three hours sleep last night due to the noise of the wind and rain!

TJBM has a Christmas Eve tradition. My brother and I go to the cinema every Christmas Eve. Tonight we are going to see Saving Mr Banks.

Coloma's avatar

@Leanne1986 I saw that on Sunday, great movie, very entertaining!

True, having dinner and gifts and merry making

TJBM needs to go to the bathroom right now

reijinni's avatar

nope
TJBM is seeing snow today.

Coloma's avatar

False, sunny and in the low 60’s here in NorCal.

TJBM has been the the Redwoods in Northern CA.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Many times, but not in the last 15 years.

TJBM has seen a tidal bore. Reverse wave in a river.

Coloma's avatar

False, but it sounds really cool.

TJBM is soooo tired but soldiering on Ho Ho Ho

reijinni's avatar

not yet
TJBM has opened their presents.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Tomorrow morning, after breakfast.

TJBM remembers a funny story about Christmas day presents and will tell us.

Yetanotheruser's avatar

I remember, but I don’t have time to tell. Maybe someday…

TJBM is waiting for Santa.

ibstubro's avatar

I’m waiting for Santa…waiting for him to sell the franchise to Walmart. I think he missed the boat, though…there’s probably 1,000 dot.coms with no discernible revenue stream that are worth more than Santa’s.

TJBM is anticipating getting a drunk on for New Years.

geeky_mama's avatar

Nope. My NYE plans are decidedly (and intentionally) more mellow & involve little-to-no alcohol these days.

TJBM has had some pretty wild New Year’s Eves in the past..

Coloma's avatar

Last wild New Year was 2009 when I had a date over and we got plastered in my hot tub. He was so limp no New Years action for me. lololol

TJBM has a hot tub

ibstubro's avatar

TMI? lol

False. Never thought I get enough use from one for the upkeep and expense.

TJBM is crafting a New Years Resolution.

Coloma's avatar

True, 2014 will be better than 2013 however it happens. lol

TJBM has had a rough year

ibstubro's avatar

False. I coasted. No bills, no worries.
Sorry to rub that in.

TJBM is doing some day-after-Christmas shopping.

Leanne1986's avatar

No, can’t think of anything worse!

TJBM has to return to work tomorrow.

snowberry's avatar

At 5 AM

TJBM likes rubber duckies.

ibstubro's avatar

I don’t have a fondness for rubber duckies, personally, but I have a friend who does so they never pass by me unnoticed.

TJBM has a delicious, unique cookie recipe.

geeky_mama's avatar

A couple, in fact. I quite like to bake.

TJBM is ready for an early bedtime tonight.

Coloma's avatar

True, I’ll be in bed by 9:30 tonight fer sure. haha

TJBM is fer sure

snowberry's avatar

Might make it by that time, but probably a bit later.

TJBM is a chocolate cookie fiend

Coloma's avatar

True.. Oh man, I have all kinds of cookies, and candy, sugar death. lol

TJBM got the proverbial box of Sees candy

ibstubro's avatar

Not Sees. I think Bissengers might now be better.

Coloma's avatar

TJBM likes my little green parakeet

Yetanotheruser's avatar

I liked it until it turned into a yellow-eyed owl!

TJBM has a little green parakeet.

Coloma's avatar

Not anymore. lol I used to, his name was Guava.

TJBM votes for Owl over Parakeet for my new avatar

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

Loving the owl.
TJBM wants to wait for the new year to give this thread a new start, but has compassion for my long wait to see this far down the page, and will start the #51 today.

ibstubro's avatar

TRUE. It slows my computer down, too!

TJBM #51

ibstubro's avatar

Pity the poor monkeys!

TJBM # 51!

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