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What is the best food for a food fight?

Asked by Unbroken (9419 points ) December 3rd, 2013

So you can pick any food you want you don’t have to clean up and you can have any food you want. Which food would you pick and why? What would be the most satisfying, rotten tomatoes like mobs or….

Bonus if you have a target in mind, roles… Or celebs etc..

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WestRiverrat's avatar

The best food fight I had was with chocolate syrup. It was with my girlfriend at the time. The cleanup was more fun than the fight but NSFW.

ucme's avatar

Ravioli & freshly used teabags, they smack on your cheek & slide down slowly…epic.

blueiiznh's avatar

raw eggs would bring satisfaction to me as I hit the target

Unbroken's avatar

@blueiiznh yikes have to manage a skull hit unless they are extra ripped or it may just bounce off… But goo running down the face.. funny.

@flip86 wow that looks like so much fun!!!!

@ucme creative for a second I thought you spelled ragingloli a saucy Brit.

@WestRiverrat lol can’t believe I’m saying this but hope it didn’t happen in the bedroom.

WestRiverrat's avatar

@Unbroken it didn’t start in the bedroom anyway.

hearkat's avatar

Mashed potatoes are fun, but messy.
Whoppers – the chocolate-covered malt ball candies – are very good ammo.

SnoopyGirl's avatar

@hearkat I too was going to say mashed potatoes. But an even better one…..pudding! You could pick it up in your hand and throw it or go up to your target and smear it all over them.

ibstubro's avatar

Jello. Cold and slimy. Nice “splat”.

Blondesjon's avatar

Food for thought.

RealEyesRealizeRealLies's avatar

Wasn’t expecting to be hit with that one @Blondesjon.

chyna's avatar

Spray whipped cream.

Hypocrisy_Central's avatar

Frozen pork chops; maximum damage, minimal clean up.

Pachy's avatar

Mashed potatoes and over-ripe watermelon chunks.

No wait, that sounds like a great meal at Pachy’s residence.

Unbroken's avatar

@WestRiverrat lol
@hearkat ooh with cheese!
@SnoopyGirl I am not confident pudding can be thrown but a sneak attack smear campaign it would hold up quite nicely.
@ibstubro with the option for dying?
@Blondesjon Heavy
@RealEyesRealizeRealLies Agreed I feel dense and sluggish now…
@chyna kinky, can we cheese it up a little?
@Hypocrisy_Central talk about slammers.
@Pachyderm_In_The_Room wow… Together? Talk about whipped surprise. Now I want to taste that combo.

I was thinking about chili cheese chips. The works!

SnoopyGirl's avatar

@chyna. I was thinking of that too, but thought it would be hard to always hold the can just right to get any out. Maybe thawed out cool whip would be easier to scoop than pudding.

mambo's avatar

Anchovies. They’ll make everyone run in horror.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

Spaghetti, with sauce, but it won’t throw nicely, so, mixed with mashed potatoes. Target? The bee ahtches who ripped me off when I paid them to help me pack and load the moving van. No, for them there would be explosives involved. That’s a different recipe entirely.
I guess for the pasta and smashed tubers, someone fun enough to throw back.

ibstubro's avatar

CRIPES! Let me grab my shield @mambo!

linguaphile's avatar

Cold oatmeal. Perfect to throw, perfect splat and maximum gross out factor for the splat-ees.

ibstubro's avatar

+ + + @linguaphile. And it hangs.

mambo's avatar

Stale saltine crackers used as ninja stars.

ibstubro's avatar

(stale makes them softer @mambo)

mazingerz88's avatar

Food fight-? Lobsters of course-! : )

Unbroken's avatar

@mambo ah I love anchovies! I will be running toward you.

@Jonesn4burgers there must be something y’all know about mashed tato torpedoes. I must have missed flying missile school. But my dad taught me the power of the wet noodle

What craftiness @ibstubro if we can use shields I pick …..‘s_Shield.

@mambo funny I met someone who uses stale Pilot bread as target practice. No sharp corners though.

@ibstubro makes them less likely to break?

@linguaphile better served cold then hot. But that does sound particularly slurry.

@Seek_Kolinahr :( my internet crapped out on me 3 minutes in.

@mazingerz88 looks like she’s game

trailsillustrated's avatar

Those black olives you can put one on all ten fingers, plenty of ammo.

Seek's avatar

Aww, I tried to set the link right to the fight, too. Drat.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

Never known the joy of flying smashed spuds?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Easily flung from hand, spoon, slingshot, or go for the zitpop as seen in Animal House! Has the weight to fly well, splat upon impact, sticks to clothing. Gravy added gives a swell sssssssslllllliiiiiiide. Peas are good flung from a spoon, but best if first smashed with a fork.

mazingerz88's avatar

@Unbroken Ha ha great pic. Thanks-! : )

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

Lard. Just ask Larry, Daryl, and Daryl.

Unbroken's avatar

@trailsillustrated I would possibly eat them but I’m all for them.
@Seek_Kolinahr I’ll try it again.
@Jonesn4burgers Fun nice wordplay.
@mazingerz88 :)
@Adirondackwannabe huh?

ragingloli's avatar

Eggs filled with scorching hot cooking oil.

ibstubro's avatar

I think I have to give cold spaghetti a “best answer”.

“SsssssssssplaTTT”.

Paradox25's avatar

Coconuts.

blueiiznh's avatar

Birthday Cake!!!!

creative1's avatar

Wish I had a food fight with my Birthday Cake tonight, it would have been fun

ibstubro's avatar

Dang, @creative1, if I’d known, I could have brought the Cool Whip!

Hypocrisy_Central's avatar

Cake is too messy, you can use Italian dry salami, they make good billy clubs.

creative1's avatar

@ibstubro The fight I would have wanted with my cake would have involved @blueiiznh, he seems to be expert at it, however if had I known you loved it too who knows maybe you could have taken his spot since he seems MIA.

creative1's avatar

@Hypocrisy_Central Editible messy is the point just think of the fun licking it off each other

Hypocrisy_Central's avatar

^ If it is with a woman I am married to and it is just us, then I would make sure the cake got over 99.8% of her body.

BeenThereSaidThat's avatar

Everyone knows that has to be cream pie.

creative1's avatar

@Hypocrisy_Central I’m single and would only would have a cake fight with a man

Hypocrisy_Central's avatar

@creative1 I’m single and would only would have a cake fight with a man
Partiality will get you slammed around here LOL. Glad for you, I would only have a cake or cream pie fight with a woman but not a rented one, I had to ha e made the purchase with a ring first. ;-)

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