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What would you do if you're the sexiest man/woman alive?

Asked by imrainmaker (8380points) August 30th, 2018

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ScienceChick's avatar

I’d form a charity and take advantage of human vices to create tonnes of revenue.

filmfann's avatar

I’m married, so I wouldn’t be much different, unless Natalie Portman was interested.

imrainmaker's avatar

^lol..why wouldn’t she be interested..)

Inspired_2write's avatar

I would place secure boundaries from every man that thinks that he has a chance with me.
Not everyone is suitable nor trustworthy.

ragingloli's avatar

According to whom?

JLeslie's avatar

I don’t think it matters at all.

Dutchess_III's avatar

I’d be constantly fending off unwanted advances. Constantly dealing with unrelenting assumptions about you and your character.

mazingerz88's avatar

What I usually do. Wake up.

rebbel's avatar

I’m a furniture maker during the day, and I make photos as a hobby. ~

stanleybmanly's avatar

Convert my “gift” to an obscene pile of money.

Patty_Melt's avatar

I was.
I’m glad it’s over.

Dutchess_III's avatar

Same here. Been there, done that. One of my former male class mates told me, not to long ago, that I drove all the guys in school nuts. I had no clue and I certainly never tried to.
I’m pretty glad it’s over too but, then again, I miss being so young and strong and ready to rule the world.

ucme's avatar

<<<< Whaddya mean…if? ;-}

RedDeerGuy1's avatar

I would ask the sexiest woman alive for a date.

kritiper's avatar

Commit to an early grave because I would boink myself to death.

elbanditoroso's avatar

It hasn’t been a problem so far.

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Brian1946's avatar

Sexiest dude alive?

I’d wonder if there was a zombie or some other undead beings that were even sexier. ;-)

I guess I’d do okay, as long as I didn’t go to any Goth singles events. ;-o

KNOWITALL's avatar

Hmmm probably marry a prince and live in a big old palace, drink tea and live like an aristocrat. Maybe Batman at night if I’m filthy rich.

Adagio's avatar

Sounds like a nightmare! Although because beauty is in the eye of the beholder, there are probably thousands of the sexiest persons in the world

stanleybmanly's avatar

The smart move would be to recognize that I am merely another in the interminable crowd of those afflicted with the delusion.

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gorillapaws's avatar

As much as I like to think I’m a good person, I’m pretty sure that being that good looking would turn me into a real scumbag. The way supply/demand works between genders and partners is very skewed. Based on studies of attractiveness on Tinder, the bottom 80% of men were competing for the bottom 22% of women, and conversely the top 78% of women were competing for the top 20% of men. Interesting article on the subject. With that many women fighting for my affection I think it would be hard to not be a jerk.

Dutchess_III's avatar

FWIW, looks was not at the top of my list of qualities I looked for in a man. Sure, they needed to be good looking and not fat, but that wasn’t as important to me as a lot of other things. And NOT being a jerk is one of those things!

Patty_Melt's avatar

^True dat!
Dated a former underwear model once. BLEH!
He had all sorts of women after him and they were welcome to it.

Dutchess_III's avatar

Right? Unfortunately quite a few exceptionally good looking people turn into assholes, like they’re special, but men are especially bad about it, and I wonder why.

stanleybmanly's avatar

I think people accustomed to getting by on their looks often wind up handicapped for the simple reason that they erroneously conclude that they need not learn to understand nor appreciate people in order to “get a date” or anything else. And society being what it is, women are inevitably punished more severely for the defect. I’m trying to think of a single instance of a man being described as frigid or emotionally stunted.

Dutchess_III's avatar

I’m not seeing the connection @stanleybmanly. Being frigid or emotionally stunted would depend more on child hood trauma than adult looks.
I have known men who have issues surrounding sex. Most of them do in one way or another. But again, that’s due to how they were raised, not because of their looks.

stanleybmanly's avatar

What I’m saying is that if women are falling all over you, where is your incentive to savor or even understand them?

Dutchess_III's avatar

I don’t know. I don’t think all men are that shallow, though…..? Do you think that every man who is good looking and has women all over him would get that shallow? I would consider that attitude to be…frigid and emotionally stunted. What dude really needs to do is looking around at the women who could really care less. Raises hand.

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kritiper's avatar

Not ALL men, obviously. Some men, yes…
(Some women, too…)

Pinguidchance's avatar

Mate with the similarly endowed specimen @ragingloli

KNOWITALL's avatar

@Dutchess All greatlooking men are not shallow. The best dont even care, or view it as a hindrance to intellectual pursuits. In my experience. Now those guys on Bachelorette in Paradise dont count lol

Dutchess_III's avatar

I wasn’t the one suggesting they all were @KNOWITALL and @kritiper. I was trying to get @stanleybmanly to clarify his statements. He seemed to suggest all great looking men are shallow and he ‘splained why he thought that way.

stanleybmanly's avatar

No I don’t believe all great looking men or women are destined to wind up shallow narcissists.

Dutchess_III's avatar

OK. Thanks.

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