Where does unclaimed Lurve go?
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January 19th, 2011
I ran across an old question. It got a lot of comments but I had sort of forgotten about it, and had not given out any lurve. So I set about giving the people, who had bothered to give answers, their due.
Among them was ChazMaz, who got quite a few points.
I understand ChazMaz is gone.
So where does his lurve go?
Is it sort of like the estate tax? Do the mods take the points?
Or what?
BTW what ever happened to ChazMaz?
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(ChazMaz was banned.) I have seen the lurve of people who have left go up; maybe it helps them get into Heaven when they die.
I saw a little trail of his lurve (really, they are tiny red paper hearts) scattered amongst a long, country dirt road. Right alongside some tumble weeds.
@ChazMaz was banned?! I hadn’t heard this. Why?
Unclaimed lurve goes to the undertakers and is put on the shelf in a box next to the unclaimed ashes of the dead.
Some of it is put in the basket (along with the lotion).
Do you remember the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark, per chance? How there was a massive warehouse filled with crates, filled with important things? Yeah. There. The stuff is volatile when it’s not used.
It gets divided amongst Bendrewimryron. What, you don’t think Ben got all 6k of his lurve because of his contributions, did you? (Here’s where you mentally insert a haughty laugh)
Chaz was banned a while back.
It congeals into the gunk that festers in zits.
Reckon chaz is back under a different name? I know another Jelly who is.
@ChazMaz was banned? Aww, I liked that guy. He was pretty cool.
CHAZ! CAN YOU HEAR ME?
Chaz called someone a “slut”. Then his response was modded. He protested in the same question about the deletion. While bitching he called the asker a slut again. This gets deleted. The ass comes back and calls her a slut again. Chaz goes “poof”
Chaz sent me poetry…. I miss him.
I wonder why he would call someone a slut? Doesn’t seem like his style
I think unclaimed lurve goes to the same place where socks and buttons and lost homework papers go, the treasure chest under my bed.
@wilma DAMN YOU!
Sock stealer.
@XOIIO careful, I’ve got one of your argyles.
Fluther sells an Australian company called Twisties who use it to make their healthy Lurve Crisps.
Lurve floats around until it is used. I assume it would just float around again in a never ending circle of lurve….
Hey guys, have you ever looked at tge global warming stats? It seems like there is another pollution contributing. Maybe it’s all of this extra lurve!e tge surplus lure to me and we can stop this problem! I know it might kill me, but it is a small sacrifice.
I’ll sacrifice myself. Send all ov
@wilma the treasure chest under your bed? I thought it was the dog that ate my homework.
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