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If they were good for you, how many hot dogs would you like in one sitting?

Asked by Aster (20023points) August 7th, 2013

If you hate hot dogs you don’t need to answer . But if you like them and you are under the illusion that they are good for you, how many would you like to eat in one sitting and what would you like on them? I’d like three of them, each one having honey, a little sweet relish and diced onions. Ballparks are my favorite . No; I am not salivating.

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KNOWITALL's avatar

I like beef hot dogs and prefer either chili dogs (two please), or reuben dogs, or slaw dogs.

Please don’t tell me they’re bad for me, everyone says they’re made from “lips and a-holes”, that’s bad enough. :)

ragingloli's avatar

Depends on the size. I could probably down a few chihuahuas.

LuckyGuy's avatar

One is enough for me thank you. I want to leave room for the potato salad and dessert.
I like the pop-open style of Zweigle’s”:http://www.zweigles.com/ and put a slice of American cheese on top with some spicy hot meat/chili sauce.

Pachy's avatar

I love hot dogs but eat them only rarely anymore. But healthy or not, three is my favorite number when I splurge. I like them with sweet relish, cheese and lots of mustard, and sometimes, when I really splurge, Coney Island style (lots of chili).

picante's avatar

I generally do two; but I can do three. I love them with lots of mustard, chili and a smattering of American cheese, but the messiness is a distraction. Yes, I could use a fork, but that kind of lessens the hot dog experience for me.

elbanditoroso's avatar

Regular hot dogs – none.

Now, if you had asked about Polish Sausage or Kielbasa, or Bratwurst – that’s a totally different story. Nothing better than a good meal of Bangers and Mash with grilled onions.

downtide's avatar

I love hot dogs. Depends on the size, but if they’re average ones I’ll take two. One with sauerkraut and one with fried onions, cheese and mustard.

When I make hotdogs for myself at home I use vegetarian frankfurters.

ucme's avatar

Between 1½ & 2, but I prefer to eat mine standing.

Katniss's avatar

I eat 2 with mustard and onions.

Does anybody else like them burnt?

serenade's avatar

I think as a kid I ate 9 one time. No bun, though. Just sliced lengthwise, lined with Velveeta, and nuked in the microwave.

Nowadays, I’ll eat one foot long with cheese, onions and New Mexico red chile, and it is food coma bliss.

bkcunningham's avatar

I love hotdogs. I only eat one when I have them for a meal although I don’t think they ever fill me up. I like the natural casing hotdogs. I like them with mustard, good chili and sometimes relish. I would prefer onions, but they make me sick.

I love them burnt. Mmmm Hofmann Hots

gondwanalon's avatar

I learned the hard way that 3 is my limit. I like them on a bun with mustard and catsup sitting around a campfire at night. Also if I eat more that 3 small pieces of pizza pie then I’ll soon be in big trouble.

amujinx's avatar

I’ll take three Sahlen’s, burnt, with diced onions, Weber’s mustard, relish, Ted’s hot sauce and a pickle with a loganberry shake to drink.

WestRiverrat's avatar

The ones you buy in the store? None, I used to make them.

I will make and eat my own bratwurst and polish sausage, usually steamed in sauerkraut.

Berserker's avatar

You mean like, just wieners, or with bread and condiments and shit? not actual shit, cuz that would be gross

Hot dogs are fucking awesome. I know they’re made out of rubber boots and various rectums, but eh. Two to three if they’re just wieners, two with bread and condiments.
Big smokey sausages are the best though, when I went camping with my mom, we’d have hot dogs with those, I could never finish an entire one, but they tasted damn fine.

Cupcake's avatar

This place is so amazing. Seriously.

Mama_Cakes's avatar

My g/f says that they’re made of pig vaginas. ;-)

Katniss's avatar

Lmao @Mama_Cakes
Thank you for that! I’m going to think of pig vajayjay’s next time I eat a hot dog.

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