If you're slightly intoxicated on a Friday because you have a night off from parenting and work what would you avoid saying on Fluther so people don't get mad?

I don’t drink, but I know drunken fluthering is a very popular pastime here. Enjoy!

Probably good to stay away from questions about gender or race! :-)

@janbb LoL!
I guess I screwed that up.

Nothing. I’d say whatever I want. Being drunk on fluther seems interesting.

Then I’m the most interesting man in the world until the pitch forks come out. : )

Probably stay away from discussing penis size and getting your ex to climax.

I’m just responding.
If you guys take the conversation to that level I’ll share what I know from life.
You’re welcome. : )

I won’t regale you with my gay exploits.

I won’t be having any this weekend anyway. My daughter is coming. We’re going to have fun!

I’ve been guilty of some Booze-Fluthering, usually after a few glasses of wine on a Friday or Saturday night. (I have a very low tolerance for alcohol.) At least a couple of times, I’ve regretted that my tipsiness had met the keyboard.

[Seguing to a more pleasant topic] @Hawaii_Jake I hope the two of you have a wonderful time!

@Love_my_doggie Thank you! We’re going to eat lots of yummy local food.

Don’t mention religion, genders, or Trump. This site is full of feminists, atheists, and Trump haters.

Discussing controversial topics, or God forbid trying to defend them, will end up in a fight. Playing the devil’s advocate can go very awry. Don’t do it drunk.

Watch your spelling.

@Sneki95
~Are you telling us what to do and what not to do? Do you think you’re the boss?!~

snarl. grr. hiss.

@Sneki95 – Someone can defend him very well only if they’re drunk otherwise it’s very difficult!~

It’s 5 o’clock and I’m sober again.
Disregard this question please, thanks.

yeah, but the rest of the group are just starting to drink. This question is bigger than any one single jelly. I belongs to the collective now!

Fine, you can have it.
Enjoy.

Actually today I was drunk and I looked at the time on my phone and it said 12:48 and I thought “It’s after midnight, can’t be, is it?” and I was excited to find out it was only noon and I still had the whole day to enjoy and it’s 5:38 and I’m already sobered up and can enjoy the evening.
That’s efficient drinking. : )

Especially the special brownies!

The especially special brownies!

Especially if the brownies are special!

Don’t do it stoned!