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simone54's avatar

Who would win in a battle royale between all the cereal mascots?

Asked by simone54 (7600points) September 2nd, 2008

Damn. I thought of the correct answer as I was writing the question. I’ll share later.

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31 Answers

JackAdams's avatar

Excuse me, but were you intending to write “mascots?”

September 3, 2008, 1:41 AM EDT

lefteh's avatar

And perhaps you meant I thought of the definite correct answer?
Though, that still wouldn’t be quite right.

Snobbishness aside, Frankenberry has my vote.

stratman37's avatar

Quake, of course!

augustlan's avatar

Count Chocula!

stratman37's avatar

Well, I know who’d get his arse kicked first – that namby pamby Quaker Oats guy!

bluemukaki's avatar

The Lucky Charms dude could use his rainbow powers… but I put in a vote for Frosty Flakes with their tiger of pwnage.

stratman37's avatar

tiger of pwnage. – I LOVE it!

simone54's avatar

YES.

TONY THE TIGER would win. He’s a TIGER!

augustlan's avatar

Count Dracula would kick Tony’s ass…he’s UNDEAD!

Randy's avatar

Fred Flinstone! He’s a caveman. Yabba-dabba-do!

AstroChuck's avatar

I’d pity the fool that messed with Mr. T and his cereal.

@stratman- Quisp always got the better of Quake in the old TV commercials.

stratman37's avatar

No! Mr. T has/had a cereal?

bluemukaki's avatar

@stratman37: I pity the foo’ who doesn’t eat this cereal.

I also found this Top 10 List on the issue at hand.

stratman37's avatar

Oh thanx, blue, I forgot Capn’ Crunch has a sword! That should make things interesting.

bluemukaki's avatar

Although it should be considered that the Rice Bubbles gang could triple-team anyone.

Allie's avatar

Rice Bubbles.. cute. Did you mean Rice Krispies though? Or is there really a Rice Bubbles?
Tony would lose… he has heart disease.
I’m voting for Sonny the Cocoa Puffs cuckoo bird. He’s cuckoo, and no one messes with craziness..

bluemukaki's avatar

Oh my bad, I forgot you guys call them a different thing. In Australia (and maybe Great Britain, correct me if I’m wrong) we call them Rice Bubbles. They’re the same product and the same brand but with an Anglicised name.

stratman37's avatar

What, they don’t have anything crispy down under?

bluemukaki's avatar

Get this: Lucky Charms are $20 a box! We’re cereally retarded (and I use that in its proper way) down here.

stratman37's avatar

What? Then how much is STEAK?

stratman37's avatar

Then again, they ARE magically delicious!

SuperMouse's avatar

Don’t count out Toucan Sam, he can peck anyone’s eyes out with that monster beak of his. Tag teaming with Michael Phelps, Tony the Tiger might make it a couple of rounds too. But it is no contest, that Lucky Charms leprechaun will use his magic mojo to kick some cereal mascot ass.

tedibear's avatar

Cap’n Crunch. He has a sword, and if I remember correctly, a boat with a cannon. However, King Vitamin might be able to raise a whole army!

Sloane2024's avatar

Pssh!! Are ya’ll kidding me?? Snap, Crackle n Pop would dominate, OF COURSE!! There’s 3 of them, they’re cute, and they have onomatopoeic. Can’t beat that with a stick… or spoon.

(haha I know. It was lame. I just couldn’t resist)

AstroChuck's avatar

Of course Toucan Sam could smell trouble coming from a mile away and he could call for back up and be ready for his opponent.

stratman37's avatar

Sloane, nice prom date photo! Did you take Mandy Moore?

SuperMouse's avatar

I totally forgot that Coca Puffs bird! He is out of his mind and he’ll woop all of them!

Sloane2024's avatar

@stratman37. I’m the girl, lol. Thank you for the unintentional and indirect, but very sweet compliment. ;)

El_Cadejo's avatar

Fruit Brute. I mean come on hes a big ol werewolf, he’ll mess tony the tiger up no problem. Then again i cant exactly see Booberry losing, i mean hes a ghost, unless you plan on calling the ghostbusters hes pretty much unbeatable.

elijah's avatar

I also vote for sonny, he loves coco puffs so much, it’s like crack to him. Cocoa crack. Never mess with a crack head.

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