Any suggestions for my new router's name?

Ricochet Rabbit.

I considered “Speak Friend and enter”, with the password as Mellon, but it’s a bit obvious, and I need an 8 character password.

Another choice is “Valor Morghulis”, but again, too obvious a password.

To go with your modem theme, maybe Men In Black.

“Kids Trapped, Send Help”

DoYouWantToPlayAGame?

Roto. Roto Router.

Mother of Dragons

@cookieman I changed all the sounds to television and movie robots. Sign on was “Do you want to play a game?”. Sign off was “I’ll be back!”. An error message was “Danger, Will Robinson!”. I had about a dozen different sounds.

Virus_Infested_Child_Porn

At one point, @filmfann , I called mine ‘NSA Surveillance Device”. But I worried they wouldn’t think it humorous.

Years ago at work, I loaded Doom on a work computer. Because we were worried someone would find it, we created a hidden file, and named it Reformat. We figured even if it was found, it would scare the finder off.

“No Internet” will deter people.

@filmfann: Perfect.

“Offline.” or “Disconnected.”

I used to work in a department that had two printers, back when they were a bit of an office luxury. The use of them was often pirated by neighboring departments, until we named one of them “Broken” and the other “Jammed.” Oddly enough, it worked.

Move Over Man No Wifi Here.

Password: Isaidnowifihere>:(
or Whatiswrongwithyou???
or Areyoudeaforsomething???

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