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Sometimes, at the very top of this website page, the HOME button is there, and sometimes it isn't. Who is stealing (and then replacing) it and why?

Asked by JackAdams (6492points) September 10th, 2008

This is a mystery that needs to be solved! And, whoever is doing it, needs to be arrested and prostituted, to the fullest extent of the law!

Amen!

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wenbert's avatar

weird. i just click the jellyfish image instead of clicking the Home button. never actually noticed it :P

what i would want is a better search for fluther :P

shadling21's avatar

I poke the jellyfish as well. It’s squishy.

Did you mean to say “prostituted”?

JackAdams's avatar

What do YOU think?

psyla's avatar

Please prostitute me. I am guilty. Don’t arrest me while prostituting me though. Drink some coffee. The Home button is found only on main pages and not pages that are tangents off the main pages. Maybe if we use the word prostitute enough times, a moderator will take notice of us & offer to explain this quirk of website design.

JackAdams's avatar

Sorry, psyla, but your explanation is inaccurate, because I went to all of the other clickable tangent pages, and still saw the HOME button.

psyla's avatar

How do you explain it?

JackAdams's avatar

I wish I had an explanation (which is why I posed the Q), but I don’t, and only Ben or Andrew might know, I would guess.

It’s just one of those great unexplained mysteries of life, I imagine, like why the GOP believes it can legislate morality…

psyla's avatar

The GOP hasn’t met its quota so it plans on starting up the draft.

JackAdams's avatar

I am marking that as a GREAT ANSWER and encourage everyone else to do likewise.

psyla's avatar

Thanks JackAdams! I don’t know if this will fly, but I invented this slogan today: Back Barack!

JackAdams's avatar

Or in my case, “Back Barack, Jack!”

Tantigirl's avatar

I think Ben and Andrew are having fun messing with your head JA. Ah, the pain, the pain!!!

JackAdams's avatar

Really?

I don’t think they’d do that, ever.

I have a Wiccan friend who could turn both of them into frogs, if she wanted to.

No one messes with her; she’s dangerous…

augustlan's avatar

The “home” button is always there, for me. maybe I’m just special :)

Tantigirl's avatar

Ah yes, but JackAdams, if she is really wiccan, then she won’t turn anyone into a frog. One of the major credos for wiccans is “harm none”....

JackAdams's avatar

I have been publicly exposed as a fraud…

Oh, the shame…

Blessed be!

Tantigirl's avatar

Teehee, can’t get anything past me boyo!!! ;)

psyla's avatar

bluemukaki brings up the subject of burning witches in every Fluther statement he or she makes. I think bluemukaki is an alter-ego of someone already in Fluther – an additional account used solely to constantly drone on about witch burning. it’s very offensive.

JackAdams's avatar

I wonder why bluemukaki has yet to post a comment on this Q?

Now that you have mentioned his or her name, perhaps s/he will.

psyla's avatar

It’s been a few days & no response yet from the old Witch-Burner. It seems to be a bit on the psychotic side to mention Witch-Burning in every Fluther post. It’s just as well that bluemukaki can’t find us. He/she would probably start a flame war & Moderators would have to intervene & put out the flames…

bluemukaki's avatar

As I have previously mentioned I am, in fact, a 13 year old girl from Connecticut, an old man from Rhode Island and and a vampire from Maine. I am also actually 8 other Fluther users. The CIA employ ‘us’ to change your opinions.

For the record, I didn’t mention witch burnings in one question, and it was this one where I talked about dragons instead.

JackAdams's avatar

I’m amazed at just how much I learn, on these threads.

Until today, I had no idea that Vampires lived in Maine. I just assumed that all of them were in Utah

psyla's avatar

Do CIA old man/young girl vampires get paid by salary, hourly rate, or by the number of people they convert to witch-burning? Why is the government trying to genocide the witches? Did the government use that Phoenix Project time machine again & see that Wiccans would be a future threat to Republican reelection?

bluemukaki's avatar

Ah, Rebublicans! Yes now we’re on to them, I believe there was something to do with NASA and preserving the life force of George W. Bush on the ISS for after the Wiccan Invasion.

JackAdams's avatar

I just knew there was a logical explanation!

I can now click on the stop following button, with a clear conscience.

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