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Buy Jeff Goldblum wafers…or don't, but I'd prefer it if you did...(10K thread!)

Asked by DominicX (28762points) January 5th, 2010

Jeffgoldblumsprivatefacilities has just reached 10,000!!!!! 10K, 10 grand, etc.

I’ve never posted one of these before, so don’t make fun of me!

Congratulations!!! :D

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MissAusten's avatar

Yay! Congrats!!!!!!

syz's avatar

Lol, let’s all party in the facilities!!

Dog's avatar

AWESOME!!! one of my fav jellies is here!!!!

Drinks are on me!!!!

MissAusten's avatar

Will be hard to keep the private facilities private in the 10K mansion??

fireinthepriory's avatar

I never fail to giggle at your username, in a good way of course. :) Congrats!!

aprilsimnel's avatar

Woohoo! He sure got to the villa quickly, didn’t he?

Congratulations on your first 10K, @jeffgoldblumsprivatefacilities!

Now who wants more pancakes?

Aethelwine's avatar

You have one of the best usernames on Fluther imo and a personality to match! Congrats! :D

dpworkin's avatar

Well, OK, then. Now shorten your damned name.

Trillian's avatar

Congratulations JGPF! So, will you share with me the location of said facilities? ;-)

Austinlad's avatar

Very cool!!! Congrats.

sjmc1989's avatar

Congratulations @jeffgoldblumprivatefacilities! Lurve the name, Lurve the avatar and Lurve you responses. You always have a good mix of humor and seriousness! Great Job!

sjmc1989's avatar

@DominicX Good job to you as well! Excellent 10k thread!

chelseababyy's avatar

I mean.. 10k! Hooray!

Ansible1's avatar

Happy 10K! Congrats!!

chyna's avatar

Yea! We’ve been waiting on you in the mansion. Congratulations and I’m not surprised you made it here so quickly.
@Dog Strawberry margarita for me please.

J0E's avatar

::makes fun of Dominic::

You probably have the most unusual user name on Fluther.

Dog's avatar

The final touches are going on your retro penthouse suite.
Do you prefer a city across the bay view or oceanfront?

tinyfaery's avatar

WTF? Damn that was fast. Congrats to the Jellie with the coolest name. You deserve it. Just don’t go bustin’ into my private facilities.

MagsRags's avatar

Congratulations ! I always enjoy reading your posts.

forestGeek's avatar

Yay, waytogo Mr. goldblumsprivatefacilities! Congratulationstoyour welldeserved 10Kparty! cheers!

ccrow's avatar

Congratulations!! Cookies for everybody!!!

Michael_Huntington's avatar

Congrats Jeff Goldblum!
You were awesome in Jurassic Park and I almost cried when I heard you fell in New Zealand but was relieved it was a hoax.

KatawaGrey's avatar

Fabulous! Wonderful! Congratulations!

stratman37's avatar

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Judi's avatar

I almost missed this!! Happy 10 K my friend!!! The 10K frenzy continues!!! YEAH!!!!!

jeffgoldblumsprivatefacilities's avatar

Pardon my tardiness, I was assembling my party attire.

Thank you everyone! Wow I finally get to be in the 10K mansion! I can’t think of another club I’d rather be a part of! Well, maybe the Mile High Club.

Because it’s a party, I have decided to make the facilities public for this one occasion. Now @Dog, I’m going to need several drinks, and many pancakes as well.

Thank you all for putting up with my ridiculous name and my chronic smartassery. Lurve!

MissAusten's avatar

Oh, oh, I want to be first to try out the public facilities!! Is that a bidet? Cool!

KatawaGrey's avatar

@jeffgoldblumsprivatefacilities: You really are one of the more hilarious jellies on here. Also, your avatar is quite ahem entertaining. :)

peedub's avatar

Does he, perhaps, hold tittle to the best screen name? I should think so.

Thanks for your contributions.

Likeradar's avatar

@peedub fo sho.


Jude's avatar

@jeffgoldblumsprivatefacilities ah, how I crush on thee. My boy crush. There is something about you, guy. I’ve liked you from the very beginning. I love your posts. You’re superfly and I could totally see hanging out with you and my boy, Gris.

Welcome to the 10K house, my brotha’.


Your private facilities? I’ll show you mine, if you show me yours. ;-) ~

Ahem. Maybe, tinyfaery will let me have a peek, as well. ;-)

Tink's avatar

Congratulations @jeffgoldblumsprivatefacilities!
Btw, your music taste is awesome!

phoenyx's avatar

@jeffgoldblumsprivatefacilities You’re the man now dog! Congratulations!

gemiwing's avatar

Yay! now where did I put those tooty-blowy-outy things?


SuperMouse's avatar

Finally! The mansion has facilities! Thank you and congratulations @jeffgoldblumsprivatefacilities !!!

cookieman's avatar

What’s ironic is that I almost went with ginadavispublicbroomcloset as my screen name. Now that would have been akward.

Congratulations @jeffgoldblumsprivatefacilities!!Welcome to the mansion.

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jbfletcherfan's avatar

Hey, you handsome devil! Congratulations! Way to go. Don’t forget us lowly peasants down here. :-/

absalom's avatar

Pretty exciting. @jeffgoldblumsprivatefacilities was one of the first to add me to his fluther on my initial account, and he definitely has great taste in movies (The Life Aquatic? Yes!) and television (Arrested Development is the best ever), so I have to say CONGRATULATIONS!

marinelife's avatar

Congratulations to one of my favorite flutherers for reaching the 10k milestone. I love your sense of humor and your straightforward, helpful answers.

And your name, which is one of my all-time favorites!

Kayak8's avatar

I am with Marina—it is nice to see a favorite flutherite get the well deserved kudos! Awesome~!

Buttonstc's avatar

You certainly picked some interesting party attire there.

Even tho it tends to make you look as if you packed on 100 lbs. or so, I still lurve you for the faboo SN and your whacky sense of humor.

Many congrats to you dude !

fundevogel's avatar

@jeffgoldblumsprivatefacilities Nice threads. I can only imagine the party shoes.

naivete's avatar

… Congratulations! :D

trailsillustrated's avatar

thee wizard of knowledge for music luv him

jackm's avatar

Hey, congratulations person who’s name I have never understood!!!!!

phoenyx's avatar

@jackm it originates from these, particularly this one

rooeytoo's avatar

Oh wow, @jeffgoldblumsprivatefacilities and his handsome bare chest have arrived. I will henceforth not be using the toilet up here.

figbash's avatar

C O N G R A T U L A T I O N S JGPF!! You’re fabulous.

syz's avatar

Damn! Courtesy flush, please!

PandoraBoxx's avatar

Congratulations, @jeffgoldblumsprivatefacilities. Theme music to match that snazzy party attire. Especially that apricot scarf. Now that the mansion’s getting full, it’s probably time to start pre-selling the units in the private facilities you’ve been working on next door. Nice piece of real estate development.

filmfann's avatar

Congrats! This is certainly well deserved!
You’re one of the ones that make fluther fun!

AstroChuck's avatar

“What you call Club 10K I call rape of the natural world” – Jeff Goldblum

Congratulations, you JG wannabe you! You are most deserving of the accolades you are receiving here. All I really have left to say is,
“What do they got in there? King Kong?”
Thank you. I’m here all week.

Did I go too fast? I go too fast. I did a fly by.

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toomuchcoffee911's avatar

CONGRATS!!!! lol, I like the wording of this question

Jeruba's avatar

Congratulations, @jeffgoldblumsprivatefacilities. I like your style.

Does Jeff Goldblum know about this?

You did just fine, @DominicX. You’re an old hand now.

janbb's avatar

I was just thinking earlier today how grateful I am for the @ drop down box so I don’t actually have to type out your whole screen name!

Great achievement, @jeffgoldblumsprivatefacilities!

Mazel Tov™! (ducks head and hums)

Blondesjon's avatar

Congratulation! Bacon Mayo for EVERYONE!

please note, jgpf, how touchingly i remember and reference one of your early postings on fluther. why, you can almost smell the love.

gymnastchick729's avatar

WOOHOOOOOO congrats!!!

jeffgoldblumsprivatefacilities's avatar

Thanks again, everyone for all your kind words. I can’t imagine another site where I could find a collective of such kind, intelligent, honest, humorous, admirable people who are willing to come together and share themselves. Fluther is good people, plain and simple.

I tip my hat to you, jellies.

@Jeruba Shh, quiet! I don’t want a lawsuit on my hands.

@Blondesjon I’m thrilled that you associate me with the one product that causes me such despair, and makes me lose faith in all humanity.~

Blondesjon's avatar

@jeffgoldblumsprivatefacilities . . . Like the great philosopher Aristotle posited, “One man’s despair is another man’s greasy condiment.”

knitfroggy's avatar

Congrats to you!!!

jeffgoldblumsprivatefacilities's avatar

@Blondesjon I’m intrigued, was this… Aristotle was it? Yes, was he by any chance an inhabitant of an ancient land known as Mississippi?

chyna's avatar

@jeffgoldblumsprivatefacilities Thanks, WV was 5th in the article.~

ubersiren's avatar

But, soft! What light through yonder 10k breaks? It is lurve, and Jeffgoldblumsprivatefacitilites is the sun.

Chikipi's avatar

@Jeffgoldblumsprivatefacilities Congrats! 10K!! Yippie!!! I love reading your answers, but I agree with @pdworkin in changing your name- it’s 2010— time for a change. What about jeffgoldblumshasspectacularprivatefacilitiesthataresqueakyclean? Hmmm too short? Jk.
I’ll see you later on Fluther- answer away so I can read away :)

deni's avatar

holy shit, congrats jeff goldblum!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Grisaille's avatar

I am not congratulating you, as that would contradict our Eternal Rivalry that Burns with the Intensity of a Thousand Suns.

Instead, I only nod in acknowledgment and offer a handshake * cough so I can shank you in the abdomen cough *.

jeffgoldblumsprivatefacilities's avatar

@Grisaille It’s a good thing my private facilities come fully staffed with a medical team well-versed in all forms of abdominal trauma.

The future awaits you, buddy. Psst, I don’t wear overalls.

whatthefluther's avatar

Alright, who left the door open and let the fly in…..I want to thank you (and thank you @DominicX for announcing him in…..hey, @DominicX….is that you knocking on the door and careful, don’t knock down @Grisaille).
@Blondesjon has remarked, on more than one ocassion, that I am a pretty good judge of character. I think he is right. My final employer actually paid me for this attribute, by me keeping an eye on the spending of a good number of very bright scientists and engineers who could easily make a non-technical person’s head spin around but could never seem to get unreasonable pet projects or luxuries by me. And, the moment the fly landed here, I just knew this guy was special. And, as I’ve done with quite a number of other new jellies that caught my eye, I sent him a PM and welcomed him to fluther.
And, we connected immediately. Of course, my first order of business was seeking his OK for me to call him “fly.” I am a fan of Jeff Goldblum’s work, but his username was just a bit too long (and you know I am never long-winded and prefer to err on the side of brevity). The fly is a very personable guy, extremely sharp, and even more, clever, who is in tune with the latest, knows his shit, and has a sense of humor that is unmatched in these waters, in my opinion. If there ever were to be a fluther party and this guy was in attendance, here is some fair warning: you better look out, because I’ll be bowling jellies over right and left with my wheel chair in search of the one and only fly!
Congratulations, fly, my friend. Hey, now that you are here, do you have anymore of that formula…..I was just thinking how much fun it would be to be a fly on the wall in many a room in this mansion.
See ya…....Gary/wtf

Haleth's avatar

Whaaaaat? People are saying you should change your name? Don’t do it!

Grisaille's avatar

@whatthefluther Yes, that is me.

Waiting outside the mansion in the cold rain, crying.


One day.

cookieman's avatar

@Grisaille: S’okay. It gives us extra time to put some finishing touches in your room.

zephyr826's avatar

Hoorah for @jeffgoldblumsprivatefacilities! Pancakes with bacon mayo for everyone!

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Dr_C's avatar

Way to go @jeffgoldblumsprivatefacilities !!!!!!!! I missed the begining of this thread! (late again). But i’m very veyr very happy for you and am not surprised this came so quickly!.

Great job man!

Bluefreedom's avatar

Congratulations and very nice work!

eeveegurl's avatar

I don’t know how I missed this thread, but CONGRATS!!!

IBERnineD's avatar

Hahahah I am quick on the draw I already congratulated him!!! WHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHA…cupcakes for all!

Fyrius's avatar

Yay! :D

Congrats, mate.

Narl's avatar

Pancakes and Lurve for you! Congratulations.

MissAnthrope's avatar

Congrats!! And by the way, your avatar (and J.G. himself) freaks me out. ;)

wundayatta's avatar

So when do we get to be in a movie of yours?

Sweet 10K dreams!

Darwin's avatar

@jeffgoldblumsprivatefacilities – Congratulations upon reaching 10K. I have just one question. Why do I keep thinking that the private facilities are somehow not part of a building?

Weren’t you dead for a bit earlier this year?

jeffgoldblumsprivatefacilities's avatar

@Darwin private facilities has many interpretations, and I’m not telling which is correct. Hehehe! And I was dead, but I got better.

jeffgoldblumsprivatefacilities's avatar

@Darwin Ha! Not yet, but I just might have to get it.

SeventhSense's avatar

Finally I found this!
Wow all those endless days furiously working in the laboratory and in your private facilities and the transformation is complete. ...mwahaha! It’s alive!

augustlan's avatar

Sorry I’m late! You had me the minute you arrived with that username. Congrats!

SeventhSense's avatar

Ok for you youngsters still wet from the egg…You see Jeff Goldblum was in a remake of a 1950’s classic called “The Fly” way back in the last century 1986 (automobiles were just being invented) where he played a mad scientist who transformed into a Fly.

aprilsimnel's avatar

…where there a few scenes with a younger Jeff Goldblum’s hot body just about totally naked! :D

breedmitch's avatar

Congratulations. Well done.

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