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Can you replace a word in a famous quote with "jelly"?

Asked by erichw1504 (26329 points ) July 7th, 2011

Take a famous quote from anywhere, the movies, a celebrity, politicians, way back in history, etc, and replace one of the words with a variation of jelly.

i.e. jelly, jellies, jellier, jelling.

As long as it resembles the word jelly.

Be creative and have fun!

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erichw1504's avatar

“My momma always said, ‘life is like a box of jellies.’”

Blackberry's avatar

It’s not what your jelly can do for you, but what you can do for your jelly?

erichw1504's avatar

“Float like a butterfly, sting like a jelly.”

ANef_is_Enuf's avatar

You have jelly in your head, you have jelly in your shoes, you can steer yourself in any direction you choose.

lucillelucillelucille's avatar

“There’s a jelly born every minute.” P.T. Barnum ;)

Cruiser's avatar

I love the smell of Jelly in the morning….smells like Victory!

rebbel's avatar

”♫ How much is that Jelly in the window? ♫”

Henry Hill: You’re a pistol, you’re really Jelly. You’re really Jelly.
Tommy DeVito: What do you mean I’m Jelly?
Henry Hill: It’s Jelly, you know. It’s a good story, it’s Jelly, you’re a Jelly guy.
[laughs]
Tommy DeVito: What do you mean, you mean the way I talk? What?
Henry Hill: It’s just, you know. You’re just Jelly, it’s… Jelly, the way you tell the story and everything.
Tommy DeVito: [it becomes quiet] Jelly how? What’s Jelly about it?

“Is that a Jelly in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?”

ANef_is_Enuf's avatar

I definitely just wrote this on the wrong question.

If you can’t stand the jelly, get out of the tidepool.

lucillelucillelucille's avatar

“A Jelly generally says and believes what he wishes.”
Thomas Jefferson

TexasDude's avatar

Speak softly and carry a large jelly.

lucillelucillelucille's avatar

“A jelly thinks himself to be wise, but a wise jelly knows himself to be a fool.”
William Shakespeare

erichw1504's avatar

“A jelly is worth a thousand words.”

erichw1504's avatar

“If you can’t stand the jellies, get out of the kitchen.”

erichw1504's avatar

“Frankly my dear, I don’t give a jelly.”

lucillelucillelucille's avatar

“Be faithful in small things because it is in them that your Jelly lies”.
Mother Teresa

erichw1504's avatar

“May the jelly be with you.”

Paul's avatar

One small step for jelly, one giant leap for jelly-kind.

lucillelucillelucille's avatar

“The Jellies of today think deeply instead of clearly. One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite insane.”
Nikola Tesla

erichw1504's avatar

“Bond. Jelly Bond.”

MRSHINYSHOES's avatar

“How do I love thee? Let me count the jellies” (in my underwear).

mazingerz88's avatar

In the name of the Jelly, of the jelly and holy jelly, amen.

mazingerz88's avatar

I did not have sex with that jelly.

rebbel's avatar

“Ich bin ein Jelly”

“I would prefer a normal-sized breast, or a small breast or whatever and that it be natural, than to understand that it was just some jelly in there.”
Jeff Koons

TheIntern55's avatar

I’m your Vitameatavegimen jelly…

dappled_leaves's avatar

Brevity is the soul of jelly.

ucme's avatar

Friends, Romans, Jellies, lend me your tentacles.

Jellie's avatar

I don’t think you’re ready for this jelly… oh wait…

“Four score and seven jellies ago…”
“Say hello to my little jelly”

aprilsimnel's avatar

“Jelly, Jelly, who can I turn to? You give me something I can hold onto.. Jelly, I’ve got your number. I need to make you mine. Jelly, don’t change your number, 8–6-7–5-3–0-9…”

SpatzieLover's avatar

All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel Jelly.
Abraham Lincoln

erichw1504's avatar

“You’re gonna need a bigger jelly.”

erichw1504's avatar

“If you build it, jellies will come.”

erichw1504's avatar

“I see dead jellies.”

lucillelucillelucille's avatar

“One of my favorite philosophical tenets is that Jellies will agree with you only if they already agree with you. You do not change Jellie’s minds.”
Frank Zappa

SpatzieLover's avatar

“But tomorrow may rain, so I’ll follow the jellies”

The Beatles

erichw1504's avatar

“Say hello to my little jelly!”

erichw1504's avatar

“Hasta la vista, jelly.”

Jellie's avatar

Be the jelly you want to see in the world.

blueberry_kid's avatar

Life should be like a jelly…
intelligent, smooth, able to kick someones ass, and funny.

dappled_leaves's avatar

Your mother was a jelly, and your father smelt of elderberries!

TheIntern55's avatar

@erichw1504 You win for most contributions to a questions.

Jellie's avatar

hell hath no fury like a jelly scorned

SpatzieLover's avatar

I have a beer jelly.
Christy Turlington

AmWiser's avatar

The more jellies change, the more they remain the same.

Hibernate's avatar

A can of jelly beans ^^

aprilsimnel's avatar

A jelly of beauty is a joy forever: its jelliness increases; it will never pass into nothingness.

Keats

AmWiser's avatar

When a jelly is in trouble, don’t annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it.

6rant6's avatar

I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears and jelly.

TheIntern55's avatar

Let there be Jelly!

Cruiser's avatar

“Ich bich ein Jelly”

Jellie's avatar

What the Jelly?!!?

flutherother's avatar

“Is that jelly in your pocket or are you just not pleased to see me?”

SpatzieLover's avatar

Jelly in the mornin’, Jelly in the evenin’ Jelly at suppertime!

erichw1504's avatar

“You win for most jellies to a questions.”

The Intern

ratboy's avatar

Fat people are jelly.
Speak softly and carry a big jelly; you will go far.

erichw1504's avatar

Confucius say, “Jelly who run behind car get exhausted. Jelly who run in front of car get tired.”

picante's avatar

You want the jelly???? You can’t handle the jelly.

nebule's avatar

There are jellies that ask questions and jellies that answer

erichw1504's avatar

“I’ll get you, my pretty, and your little jelly too!”

erichw1504's avatar

“A jelly. Shaken, not stirred.”

ucme's avatar

Arrrggghhh!!!
Not a quote, but hey wtf!

downtide's avatar

These aren’t the jellies you’re looking for.

Mariah's avatar

And God said, let there be jellies. And there were jellies. And it was good.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

It’s ten o’clock do you know where your jelly is?

erichw1504's avatar

“There are no stupid questions, just stupid jellies.”

Tropical_Willie's avatar

20,000 Jellies Under the Sea

Mariah's avatar

The jellies justify the means.

ucme's avatar

We’re not jellies, we’re not jellies….Wayne’s World.

Mariah's avatar

A jelly by another other name would smell as sweet.

erichw1504's avatar

“The jelly is out there.”

Mariah's avatar

God does not play dice with the jellies.

This question is so silly, I love it.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

A Jelly is a Jelly is a Jelly is a Jelly. +++++ Sorry Gertude Stein

erichw1504's avatar

“Luke, I am your jelly.”

Cruiser's avatar

Keep away from jellies who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

linguaphile's avatar

“Perpetually awaiting a rebirth of jellies”

“I saw the best jellies of my fluther destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked,
dragging themselves through the stormy seas at dawn looking for an angry fix…”

“Second Jelly to the right, straight on ‘till morning!”

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Step away from the jellies and no one will be hurt.

rebbel's avatar

If it looks like a Jelly, swims like a Jelly, and quacks like a Jelly, then it probably is a Jelly.

All the single Jellies (all the single Jellies)
All the single Jellies (all the single Jellies)
All the single Jellies (all the single Jellies)
All the single Jellies, now put your hands up

aprilsimnel's avatar

I don’t think you’re ready for this jelly. Oh, wait, that’s a direct quote…

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

How do I love thee? Let me count the jellies!

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

How do you know she is a witch?
Well, she turned me into a jelly! I got better…

bob_'s avatar

E.T. phone jelly.

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

I like big jellies and I cannot lie
You jelly brothers can’t deny
When a jell walks in with a jellybelly waist
And a round jelly in your face
You get sprung!

erichw1504's avatar

“I’m on top of the jelly!”

erichw1504's avatar

You have the voice of a jelly. Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus.

linguaphile's avatar

I sound my barbaric JELLY over the rooftops of the world!

bob_'s avatar

“You want the jelly? You can’t handle the jelly!”

Sunny2's avatar

Jelly bells! Jelly bells! Jelly all the way!

Sunny2's avatar

I think that I shall never see a poem lovely as a jelly.

erichw1504's avatar

“PC Load Letter? What the jelly does that mean?!”

erichw1504's avatar

“This one time, at jelly camp…”

zenvelo's avatar

Don’t forget the jelly” – The Godfather

“To be or not to be, that is the jelly.”

erichw1504's avatar

“Yippee-ki-yay, motherjelly!”

bob_'s avatar

“Houston, we have a jelly.”

erichw1504's avatar

“Get your stinking tentacles off me, you damned dirty jelly.”

Cruiser's avatar

I’ll get you, my pretty, and your little jelly, too

Sunny2's avatar

Four and twenty jellies baked in a pie.

Cruiser's avatar

Jellybud!

erichw1504's avatar

Four score and seven jellies ago.

Sunny2's avatar

“Out! Out, damned jelly!”

bob_'s avatar

“Show me the jelly!”

TypoKnig's avatar

A jelly in the hand is worth two in the bush.

linguaphile's avatar

Oh Jelly, Jelly, wherefore art thou Jelly!

erichw1504's avatar

“You had me at ‘jelly’.”

TypoKnig's avatar

Alas, poor Jelly! I knew him, Fluther.

bob_'s avatar

“Keep your friends close, but your jellies closer.”

rebbel's avatar

The proof is in the Jelly.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Will you “friend” me on Jellybook? Sorry Mark Zuckerberg

Mariah's avatar

Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled jellies yearning to breathe free.

erichw1504's avatar

“Kick his jelly, Sea Bass!”

6rant6's avatar

I never met a jelly I didn’t like.

6rant6's avatar

“How sharper than a jelly’s tooth it is
To have a thankless child!”

“Come not between a jelly and his wrath!”

“Ay, every inch a jelly!”

King Lear

TheIntern55's avatar

Beam me up, Jelly!

6rant6's avatar

“War is like jelly, it always finds a way.”

BERTOLT BRECHT, Mother Courage and Her Children

bob_'s avatar

“Soylent green is jellies!”

majorrich's avatar

“I Have a Jelly”

filmfann's avatar

Careful, man! There’s a jelly here! – the dude

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Seal of Good-jelly-keeping

creative1's avatar

Is that a Jelly in your pocket or are you just happy to see me ;)

Cruiser's avatar

Look! Up in the sky! It’s a bird! It’s a plane! No, wait, it IS a Jelly!

Pele's avatar

I don’t want my brother coming out of that toilet with just his jelly in his hands, alright?

AshLeigh's avatar

The Jelly is a lie!

King_Pariah's avatar

“You want the Jelly? You can’t handle the Jelly!

Pele's avatar

Don’t ask what your jelly can do for you. Ask what you can do for your jelly!

Bellatrix's avatar

A determined jelly will do more with a rusty monkey wrench than a loafer will accomplish with all the tools in a machine shop.

Robert Hughes – art critic and author

I like jellies because there’s something so attractive about a committed person—they have a plan, an ideology, no matter how twisted. They’re motivated.

Russel Crowe – actor

As a jelly you must celebrate life, you must celebrate success and paradoxically, you must celebrate heroic failures

Lieutenant General D.M. Mueller

The true jelly and his wife thrust doggedly onwards: starting again, failing again, implacably thrusting towards success. For success, even if it is only the success of knowing that one has tried to the utmost and never surrendered, is the target of every jelly,

Michael Page & Robert Inapen – authors

filmfann's avatar

Talk jelly, and carry a big stick.

Cruiser's avatar

Your husband’s all right, Mrs. Brody. He’s fishing. He’s just caught a couple of Jellies. We’ll bring ‘em in for dinner. We won’t be long, we haven’t seen any sharks yet. Over and out.

Plucky's avatar

“Well, it’s not the Fluther in your jellies that count, it’s the jellies in your Fluther.”
(Mae West, I’m No Angel (1933))

filmfann's avatar

Jelly! – __Citizen Kane__

King_Pariah's avatar

Well, hello, beautiful. You must be Harvey’s jelly, hm? And you are beautiful.

Well, you look nervous. Is it the jellies? You want to know how I got ‘em? Come here. Hey! Look at me. So I had a wife, beautiful, like you, who tells me I worry too much. Who tells me I ought to smile more. Who gambles and gets in deep with the sharks… Look at me! One day, they carve her face. And we have no money for surgeries. She can’t take it. I just want to see her smile again, hm? I just want her to know that I don’t care about the jellies. So… I stick a razor in my mouth and do this to myself. And you know what? She can’t stand the sight of me! She leaves. Now I see the funny side. Now I’m always smiling!

Tropical_Willie's avatar

The Fresh Prince of Jell-Air

Cruiser's avatar

Et tu, Jelly?

Symbeline's avatar

I came, I saw, I jellied.

lynfromnm's avatar

I only regret that I have but one jelly to lose for my country

Symbeline's avatar

What doesn’t kill you can only make you Fluther.

Sorry, I broke the rules.

blueberry_kid's avatar

Et tu, Jelly? and you, Jelly?

Carpe Jelly! seize the Jelly!

(all in Latin)

Sunny2's avatar

A jelly! A jelly! My kingdom for a jelly!

Supacase's avatar

Sometimes, when I get nervous, I stick my jellies under my armpits and then I smell them like this!

majorrich's avatar

1000 jellies in a room with a typewriter and eventually one of them will write about jellies

erichw1504's avatar

“Do you understand the jelly that is coming out of my mouth?!”

Imagine it said in Chris Tucker’s voice.

AshLeigh's avatar

You come to me on the day of my Jelly’s wedding…

majorrich's avatar

A small step for Jellies, a giant leap for Jellykind..

Symbeline's avatar

Let my jellies gooooooooo!!!

SavoirFaire's avatar

One if by land, and two if by jelly.

Sunny2's avatar

Stop in the name of jelly!

majorrich's avatar

before you jelly my heart.

AshLeigh's avatar

My name is Jelly. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Once upon a time there was a . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . jelly!

rebbel's avatar

“The Good, The Bad And The Jelly.”

Jelly Lee Lewis.

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

Jellyizer, jelly, jellyizer, you’re a jellyizer! Oh jellyizer, oh you’re a jellyizer baby!
Womanizer by Britney Spears.

lynfromnm's avatar

“Imagine there’s no heaven, it’s easy if you try, no hell below us, above us only jelly.”

Symbeline's avatar

We all live in a yellow jellery…

King_Pariah's avatar

We are the jellies who say ni!

Sunny2's avatar

Hi ho Jelly . . . away!

AshLeigh's avatar

Hold your Jellies. O___o

majorrich's avatar

jelly jelly jelly I’ve got love in my belly

lynfromnm's avatar

Government has no other end, but the preservation of jelly.
John Locke

King_Pariah's avatar

“It’s Jelly, Jelly, Gotta get down on Jelly!” Friday by Rebecca Black Jellified

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Jelly came, Jelly saw, Jelly conquered.

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

Been there, done that, got the jelly.

erichw1504's avatar

For all the jelly in the world.

bob_'s avatar

“You don’t understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a jelly. I could’ve been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am!”

Symbeline's avatar

Is that from Hobo with a Shotgun?

Symbeline's avatar

When there is no more room on earth, the jellies shall walk the sea.

AshLeigh's avatar

I’m SO tired of these mother beeping Jellies on this mother beeping plane!

erichw1504's avatar

Let’s put a smile on that jelly.

SavoirFaire's avatar

We hold these pancakes to be [REDACTED], that all jellies are created equal, that they are endowed by King Neptune with certain unalienable Activities For You, that among these are Lurve, Limericks, and the Pursuit of Followers.

bob_'s avatar

All jellies are equal, but some jellies are more equal than others.

erichw1504's avatar

Can’t handle the jelly? Then get out of the kitchen!

6rant6's avatar

“Open your arms to change, but don’t let go of your jellies.”

Dalai Lama

majorrich's avatar

your’e a better man than I Gunga Jelly

Pele's avatar

Let them eat jelly!

erichw1504's avatar

If I had a million jellies, I would buy you a house…

AshLeigh's avatar

Jelllllliiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeees, come out to play-ay. ;)
The Wariors. :D

Sunny2's avatar

You’ve forgotten Hi ho Silver (jelly). . .away? Wow, I thought the Lone Ranger would never be forgotten in my lifetime.
How about “The Jelly knows. . . .” (the Shadow?)
or Jack Armstrong, the all- American jelly? (boy?)

AshLeigh's avatar

“Jellies are chiefly good lovers when they are betraying their wives.” -Marilyn Monroe.

Symbeline's avatar

@AshLeigh Love The Warriors one. :D

AshLeigh's avatar

@Symbeline,
Heh. Thank you. :D

AshLeigh's avatar

“My great concern is not whether you have failed, but whether you are content with your Jelly.” -Abraham Lincoln.

aprilsimnel's avatar

Jell-eelll-Jell-eh-eh-eelly, bay-ay-beee! (Jelly baby!)

Symbeline's avatar

Float like a butterfly, sting like a jelly!

AshLeigh's avatar

“A wise Jelly kisses but doesn’t love, listens but doesnt believe, and leaves before they are left.” -Marilyn Monroe.
“I always felt insecure and in the way, but most of all I felt scared. I guess I wanted Jelly more than anything else in the world.” -Marilyn Monroe.

pashley_108's avatar

“The most important thing in life is to learn how to give out jelly, and to let it come in.”

Bellatrix's avatar

I came, I saw, I jellied.

‘Never in the history of jellykind have so many owed so much to so few.

A genuine jelly is not a searcher for consensus but a molder of consensus.

pashley_108's avatar

You were out like a jelly

AshLeigh's avatar

“Jelly Jean is not my lover…” -Michael Jackson. :)

majorrich's avatar

Mr Gorbachov, bring down this Jelly!

erichw1504's avatar

If you jelly her, set her free.

pashley_108's avatar

“It’s time to chew jelly and kick ass n im all out of jelly”

erichw1504's avatar

For the love of jelly and all that is holy.

AshLeigh's avatar

“Each Jelly under my comand ows me 100 Nazi Scalps. And I want my Scalps.” – Inglorious Jellies.

sophiesword's avatar

You’re will is my jelly.

sophiesword's avatar

Just when I think I’m out, they pull me right back jelly

sophiesword's avatar

You want the jelly? You cant handle the jelly.

sophiesword's avatar

I’m out of jelly? You’re out of jelly, this entire courtroom is out of jelly.
Scent of a woman.Sorry Al Pacino!

AshLeigh's avatar

I kissed a Jelly, and I liked it. :)

erichw1504's avatar

Jelly, jelly, jelly, oOoOh. My jelly, jelly, jelly.

6rant6's avatar

“Jellies cannot be kept by force. It can only be achieved by understanding.”

Symbeline's avatar

Oh jelly you’re so fine, you’re so fine you blow my mind! Oh jelly!

AshLeigh's avatar

I love this thread so much.
“This above all: To your own Jelly be true.” -Shakespeare.

AshLeigh's avatar

“I’m very definitely a Jelly, and I enjoy it.” -Marilyn Monroe.

erichw1504's avatar

“I had a jelly…” – Martin Luther King, Jr.

AshLeigh's avatar

“Can you smell-ell-ell-ell-ell what the Jelly is cookin’!?” Dwayne The Jelly Johnson.

erichw1504's avatar

“I have jelly blood” – Charlie Sheen.

majorrich's avatar

I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears and jelly. – Winston Churchill
Oops already jellied….

blueberry_kid's avatar

“Duh, jellying.” -Charlie Sheen

Pachy's avatar

“I never met a jelly I didn’t like.”

Pachy's avatar

“Veni, vidi, jelly.”

Pachy's avatar

“Teacher says, every time a bell rings a jelly gets his wings.” – Zuzu Bailey

erichw1504's avatar

Ain’t no thing, but a jelly wing.

SavoirFaire's avatar

“You can fool some of the jellies all of the time, and all of the jellies some of the time, but you can not fool all of the jellies all of the time.”

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