What ordinary household object of yours would you use as a weapon if you had to?
No guns, knives, crossbows, or trained attack dogs.
I mean stuff that’s lying around the house. Ex: If I had to, I’d grab my mortar and pestle and try to thump my attacker over the head with it. Then muddle his brains. Or if it was a zombie attack, I’d build a sling shot with my bra and launch balls of fire made of small hard objects (such as a votive candle or computer speakers) wrapped in a t-shirt, and soaked in lighter fluid.
What awesome stuff do you have lying around?