Can you come up with a slogan for your state?
My slogan is:
“Utah, my god is better than your god.”
(I wonder if only Utahan’s understand that).
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Georgia: Mostly Backwards Rednecks
New Jersey: A Bridge Too Far
New York; Proud to overtax everything.
Québec; Where the legal drinking age eez jas ah sajestshun.
With our earthquakes and wildfires, one could call California the Shake and Bake State.
New York: MANHATTAN and then the rest of it.
New York, The Up Yours State.
Californication, the land of Harvey Milk and Arnie Honey. Pffft!
The Golden state is so tarnished. lol
^^ “Cool” being the operative word right now.
Exhibit A
The recent view from the upstairs toilet; the large icicle on right descended several more feet.
@Symbeline I think you’d really like New York. The state is so diverse. I could take you to New York City and take in a Broadway show, out to the Finger Lakes to enjoy the Wine Trail, over 130 wineries, up to the Adirondack Park to watch a ski jumping competition and music fest on the fourth of July, or a huge horse show, or out to Lake Ontario for some guided fishing tours, up north a little to a world class lumberjack competition, or right down to my town for a two day music and arts festival.
Florida: the vacation state
Florida: the half naked state
Florida: the bikini state
Florida: the spring break state
Florida: the citrus state
Florida: Mickey lives here
Florida: the retirement state
Washington: The Pea Soup State
Tennessee: Patriot state of shooting stuff.
^^^ and hound doggies. Love dem hounds!
Connecticut: If you can get your guns through Massachusetts or New York, then we’ll probably take them here.
Maryland: “eh.”
or maybe, Maryland! You can commute to DC from here.
Seriously, the whole place is like one giant Starbucks parking lot.
@Adirondackwannabe I’d totally go to a Broadway show, that would fucking rock. I like big cities because there’s always something to do and see, and so many different people around. Some people who live in them eventually get jaded and think no more of it ever, but it seems to not happen to me. Lol. I enjoy subway rides, I don’t think I’ll ever get sick of it haha.
I forgot one.
Florida: La Tierra del Sol
@Haleth Maybe, Maryland: The government worker state. Although, southern and western MD don’t really fit that category.
@Symbeline Definitely I’d take you to Broadway. The productions are amazing. Everyone should try it at least once.
Massachusetts: Birthplace of Rhode Island.
Rhode Island: Baja Massachusetts.
Vermont: Upstate Manhattan.
New Jersey: You gotta problem widdat?
West Virginia: You sure got a purty mouth.
Maryland: Driving gently to other places.
Pennsylvania: Are we out of there yet?
@CWOTUS West Virginia: Squeal like a pig.
New Hampshire: We’ll always have Massachusetts to look down on.
West Virginia: Don’t Drink the Water
Maine: Parlez-vous français?
New York: Because fuck you.
New Jersey: We had a choice between the most toxic waste sites or the most lawyers. Thank god for D.C.
Illinois the we REALLY hate business state.
Michigan: The big mitten.
South Carolina: Most likely to secede.
Arkansas: The state that would get a trophy for participation. If it were to actually participate.
I so miss parts of “the olden days” (is it really so?) when the Washington Senators gave their home city the best slogan ever:
Washington: First in war. First in peace. Last in the American League.
Colorado; Giving a new meaning to Rocky Mountain High.
@Skaggfacemutt I guess that is also why Denver is the “mile high city”
Indiana: Set your clocks back one hour… and twenty-five years.
Alaska: Keeping an eye on Russia. And Canada, in case anyone was forgetting about them, eh.
California: Laconic. Iconic. Tectonic.
Nevada: Land of detachment, where we will detach you from your job and your cash and after we detach you from your house, we’ll detach the copper plumbing from it, too.
Hawaii: Resting place of Arizona.
Okay, that’s not so funny, but I couldn’t resist it.
“California, just like Mexico but a lot more expensive.”
Oregon: That’s not a tan; that’s rust!
New Mexico: It’s a dry heat.
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