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elbanditoroso's avatar

Can you add a verse to this topical doggerel?

Asked by elbanditoroso (33170points) February 27th, 2022

I think I can say, with out much disputin’
That not much of the world likes Vladimir Putin.
Life is Russia must have having been boring,
So he decided wanted to do a little warring.

Of course there are fools like Donald the Trump,
Who like nothing better than to kiss Vladimir’s rump.
But many sane patriots think with their brains,
And in this fight they take sides with Ukraine’s.

How this will end we don’t know yet,
As Russia reverts to its historical Soviet.
My guess is that Putin is gambling and lost,
But we don’t know yet what this idiocy will cost.

Future historians will write of this decade
About how Putin became the global renegade
In pursuit of the ridiculous illusion
That he can restore the Soviet Union

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7 Answers

filmfann's avatar

Shirtless and virile on the horse he is ridin’
Taunting and laughing bare backin’ Joe Biden
“Trump tells the reporters that I am a genius!
I control him because I got pics of his penis!”

HP's avatar

Consider Vladimir Putin
Who reigns with no Constitution
He is ruthless and driven
But thats simply a given
In the collapsed Soviet Union

Nomore_Tantrums's avatar

Before I do this let me be clear that I am not anti LBGT and no offense is intended. This is only a crappy ditty. Here goes: A Russian tyrant empty headed, loved to bare his chest for Russian maidens full breasted. Said the Ukraine, Look here, ain’t this (Ras) Putin queer? Putin felt this was really quite fowl, so invaded with a
howl and a scowl.

Brian1946's avatar

Putin is a hairless homophobe,
Who aspires to rape the globe,
Mr. PutatoHead says Ukrainians are Nazis,
That Zelensky is Jewish, he does not see.

Nomore_Tantrums's avatar

Make that a howl and a leer.

flutherother's avatar

There’s only one man in the Kremlin
And only his voice can be heard,
There is no real opposition
The best is already interred.
His name it is Vladimir Putin,
I expect we all know of him now.
Having run out of men it’s now nations
He’s attempting with brute force to cow.

flutherother's avatar

Revised version….

There’s only one man in the Kremlin
And only one voice can be heard,
All those who stood up to oppose him
Lie buried six feet in the earth.

His name it is Vladimir Putin,
I expect you all know him by now.
As it’s no longer men but whole nations
He is using brute force to put down.

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