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What would you think would be a fun find in Trump's Mar-a-Lago residence?

Asked by rebbel (34782points) 1 month ago

A secret door to a pizza parlor?
Vessels of Agent Orange Concealer and Rouge?
Boxes full of Stephen Colbert’s Trump book on the aftermath of Hurricane Florence?

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LuckyGuy's avatar

A stack of burner phones.

ragingloli's avatar

The remains of all the children he got from his buddies Jeffrey & Ghislaine, and that he raped and murdered, not necessarily in that order.

chyna's avatar

@ragingloli sure knows how to take the “fun” out of a “fun find” question.
Stolen China from the White House being used as everyday dishes for his Big Macs and fries.

elbanditoroso's avatar

I was going to say dead bodies as well.

With all the Trumpian shenanigans and financial criminality over the last 40 years, it’s easy to believe that someone who crossed the Trump family is now pushing up daisies.

malcomkade's avatar

A bunch of extra small gloves and orange spray paint.

RayaHope's avatar

Book on mushrooms and weird things to do with them.

LadyMarissa's avatar

I doubt that it’s there, but I hope they find his HEART!!!

HP's avatar

I don’t know about a fun find. There would of course be plenty of overpriced kitsch and gaudy po boy monuments to “puttin on airs”—gold toilets, oversized chandeliers and other whorehouse wonders conspicuously displayed to impress the rubes and noveau riche. I’ll tell you what won’t find—any book other than one of the ghost written things with the pumpkin’s mug on it.

Jonsblond's avatar

Nude photos of Hillary Clinton.

zenvelo's avatar

I bet he has a whole drawer of Ivanka’s underwear.

KNOWITALL's avatar

Obama’s birth certificate and Hillarys emails. :)

Love_my_doggie's avatar

@rebbel I also vote for the tunnel to a pizzeria.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

A pile of crumpled-up cheeseburger wrappers.

SQUEEKY2's avatar

A shelf with a stack of waterproof sheets.

filmfann's avatar

KFC’s recipe of 11 herbs and spices.

filmfann's avatar

Lindsey Graham’s balls.

filmfann's avatar

The urine soaked sheets from that Russian hotel room.

KRD's avatar

A stack of papers that say all the good things he will do if he is president again.

gorillapaws's avatar

Fred Trump’s mummified head.

LadyMarissa's avatar

@KRD I don’t want to hear any more LIES!!!

RedDeerGuy1's avatar

The real uncooked books.

kritiper's avatar

His presidential bong.

Dutchess_III's avatar

^^^ his presidential schlong.

ragingloli's avatar

I am sure that the Orangutan has, what we in Germany call a “3mm Nahkampfstachel”

KNOWITALL's avatar

@kritiper He looks like a blunt guy to me. Haha!

jca2's avatar

Copies of Donny Trump’s tax returns.

RayaHope's avatar

MAGA hat rejects and fake church memberships.

RedDeerGuy1's avatar

Non-regulation golf balls?

RedDeerGuy1's avatar

100 grams of Fukitall?

RedDeerGuy1's avatar

An mountain Al Pacino like big pile of coke? For personal use? Sniff.

elbanditoroso's avatar

Stormy Daniels’ thong underwear is probably stored somehwere at Mar-a-lago.

RedDeerGuy1's avatar

A miniature Lego Star Wars ,Death Star, complete with White House. Mar-a-Lego.

kruger_d's avatar

Trump’s personal presidential scrapbook with crush collages for Putin and Kim Jong-Un and hate pages for Nancy Chuck Barack and Joe. Maybe a page for “Flags I’ve hugged” and all the excellent reports from his doctor.

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RedDeerGuy1's avatar

A restraining order from chef Boyardee.

RayaHope's avatar

His secret “fake news” subscription.

WhyNow's avatar

Respects to @rebbel the funniest person on this site. To me… it would be
satirical (not haha funny) if they found NOTING!

mazingerz88's avatar

Nothing. None.

Oh wait. Vultures on the rooftop.

Dutchess_III's avatar

You know….the Russian hookers @RayaHope.

HP's avatar

Trump’s kryptonite

WhyNow's avatar

Trump can say “I didn’t know what the C on those documents meant.

chyna's avatar

The blackmail tapes and documents he has on every sitting republican.

WhyNow's avatar

^^ If trump has a box of 1,200 FBI files of his political enemies, what should we do?

chyna's avatar

Nothing. That’s up to the authorities.

RedDeerGuy1's avatar

@WhyNow I would try not to be 1,201.

WhyNow's avatar

^^ Sorry Mr. Deer but you are a post-it sticker on the bottom of the box.

HP's avatar

Anyone in a Trump box is either his throwaway tool or an enemy. He can distinguish nothing else.

LadyMarissa's avatar

Roger Stone’s pardon was in one of those boxes!!!

Tropical_Willie's avatar

They got his Fucking PASSPORT there are no trains or buses to Moscow ! ! !

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