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Is there anything on your mind thats bothering the crap out of you?

Asked by asmonet (21350points) March 14th, 2009

I adore this site, but occasionally I miss a question before it gets modded and I hear all these fantastic tales of silliness and debauchery. A few times I’ve stumbled on comments about a crush question and my being mentioned, I have no idea what anyone is talking about. And the curiosity is freaking killing me every time I see it! :P

Anyone else have any silly gripes? Anything they feel like ranting about? I need to take my mind off things. :)

Vent people!

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tinyfaery's avatar

I’m tired of people trying to justify behavior/prejudices/bigotries/opinions. Just do what you are going to do, think what you are going to think, and don’t try to vindicate yourself. We, or at least I, can see right through it.

asmonet's avatar

Ugh, me too. :)

Dog's avatar

Vast generalizations bug me. Those who love drama bug me.

elijah's avatar

It really bothers me that everyone likes bacon. It’s like a bacon bandwagon. I liked bacon first! ~

Blondesjon's avatar

So you’ve seen it all Toby
you think it a sacrilege
for me a master surgeon barber
to perform on the privileged

Take him down
take him down in chains
chain him to his bed
and shave his head for his pains

So you will denounce me
denounce me to the law
you have sealed your fate
your tombs opened up its door

‘Cos, we all have fun in the mad house
we all have fun in the mad house
we’ll all have fun in the mad house
gonna’ keep you there
keep you there
keep you till you die
just you and I Toby

‘Cos, we all have fun in the mad house
we’ll all have fun in the mad house
we’ll all have fun in the mad house
you can kiss your ass goodbye

and i have a real problem with crying babies and easy listening music too

tinyfaery's avatar

Sorry, I liked bacon first. I liked bacon before you were even born. ;)

elijah's avatar

@tinyfaery my mom liked bacon before you.

tinyfaery's avatar

But, I’m guessing, my mom like bacon before your mom.

asmonet's avatar

Bacon is delicious.

elijah's avatar

I challenge everyone to a bacon loving contest.

Blondesjon's avatar

Nibbling on bacon, chewin’ on cheese
Sammy says to Susie “Honey, would you please be my missus?”
And she say yes
With her kisses

zerocarbon's avatar

I know of a Religious following that does not like Bacon.
Now to me bacon is bacon,however to the said worshippers it is offensive and deemed to be an affront if the said foodstuff is consumed.
Tell me if i’m wrong but why would your GOD stop loving you if you partook in the BACON sandwich.

The Above Boils My NUTS

Aethelwine's avatar

Turkey bacon is just wrong!

elijah's avatar

Me ex is Jewish and he loved bacon.

KatawaGrey's avatar

I’m a vegetarian…

jbfletcherfan's avatar

I believe I’ve mentioned this before, but some of the sexual answers are just not to be believed. This comes under the heading of one upman’s ship. Some of the young girls on here try to shock & out do the other, I’ve observed. I read an answer the other day that was laughable.

peyton_farquhar's avatar

It kind of bothers me when other flutherers hijack a thread to turn it into one that has absolutely nothing to do with the original question. (Read: Bacon)

On that note, does anyone have advice on how to unstick a keyboard button? My “r” is giving me hella issues.

Blondesjon's avatar

Vincent: Want some bacon?
Jules: No man, I don’t eat pork.
Vincent: Are you Jewish?
Jules: Nah, I ain’t Jewish, I just don’t dig on swine, that’s all.
Vincent: Why not?
Jules: Pigs are filthy animals. I don’t eat filthy animals.
Vincent: Bacon tastes gooood. Pork chops taste gooood.
Jules: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I’d never know ‘cause I wouldn’t eat the filthy motherfucker. Pigs sleep and root in shit. That’s a filthy animal. I ain’t eat nothin’ that ain’t got enough sense enough to disregard its own feces.
Vincent: How about a dog? Dogs eats its own feces.
Jules: I don’t eat dog either.
Vincent: Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?
Jules: I wouldn’t go so far as to call a dog filthy but they’re definitely dirty. But a dog’s got personality. Personality goes a long way.
Vincent: Ah, so by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true?
Jules: Well we’d have to be talkin’ about one charmin’ motherfuckin’ pig. I mean he’d have to be ten times more charmin’ than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I’m sayin’?

elijah's avatar

Turkey bacon is for beginners.

elijah's avatar

Well if we must get back on topic then I guess I would have to say it kinda bothers me when I hijack a thread.
Sorry, I thought the question was meant for fun. My bad.

KatawaGrey's avatar

It bothers me when my English friends give away the big parts in Dr. Who!

tinyfaery's avatar

I say, if the flutherite that asks the question doesn’t mind, then who cares.

It bugs me that no one knows who smone is.

steve6's avatar

@peyton_farquhar Can you pop the key off?
@jon Where are you getting all the poetry? I’ve not seen this side of you before. Or is it the blonde?

Allie's avatar

Removed by self. Silliness.

Blondesjon's avatar

@steve6…It’s copy and paste and a healthy dose of bullshit.

steve6's avatar

I know that one. What about the Toby one?

asmonet's avatar

Almost all my questions degenerate into silliness eventually, hijackers you are forgiven.
I really don’t mind it, sometimes I’m at fault for my own hijacked threads, as long as each of you answer the original question, you’re free to contribute to the silly behaviors at hand.

I am however, displeased by the Pulp Fiction quotes. I can’t stand that movie.

steve6's avatar

Yet another thing asmonet dislikes. I’m beginning to understand the question. By the way, I thought everyone liked Pulp Fiction.

asmonet's avatar

The only time I like Tarantino is when he is killed in movies.

steve6's avatar

Did he bite it in Reservoir Dogs?

Blondesjon's avatar

@steve6…It’s from Sweeney Todd.

steve6's avatar

ah ha good one

nikipedia's avatar

I have not had bacon in a long time and can’t say I miss it. I recently discovered soyrizo, however, and it is the shit.

asmonet's avatar

Actually, he dies all over the place. All the time.
My favorite is his death in Desperado. :)

asmonet's avatar

Now, you people better start answering the damn question.

steve6's avatar

In your question who had the crush on you?

asmonet's avatar

That’s just it! I have no idea if anyone even did. It was something like, do you have a fluther crush. And people told me to go look but when I got there it was modded. I don’t know if someone was saying I had a fluther crush on someone, or the other way around and then it was mentioned a few times. Confused the shit out of me. :P

nikipedia's avatar

@asmonet: Dude, just search your name.

elijah's avatar

@peyton_farquhar I like how you edited to add (read: bacon) after the fact as if I’m the only one guilty. I see a few other people adding rediculous answers, it’s just for fun.

asmonet's avatar

Haha, okay point taken. It’s just some of the comment I got made me think something specifically had been mentioned. Made me curious. :P

asmonet's avatar

xoxo dahling.

zerocarbon's avatar

Snail trail alert

elijah's avatar

@asmonet I want to eat bacon with you. I will send you a bacon bouquet.
Oh shit I’m hijacking again.

steve6's avatar

Snail trail! Oh how sexy.

steve6's avatar

Speaking of bacon I just had a Cobb salad. Is it supposed to have bacon or ham on it? Anyway it was wonderful and huge.

zerocarbon's avatar

just dropped a James and now i’m done with this question.

steve6's avatar

What is a James?

asmonet's avatar

Haha, Bacon arranged in a delicious edible bouquet would me most pleasing.

It’s supposed to be Ham, steve.

zerocarbon's avatar

A James Brown!This question is about crap right?

steve6's avatar

I thought it was ham. This one had bacon on it. Oh how treacherous.

steve6's avatar

That’s disgusting.

Blondesjon's avatar

Life’s like a mayonnaise soda
And life’s like space without room
And life’s like bacon and ice cream
That’s what life’s like without you

steve6's avatar

You haven’t been here long enough to talk like that.

steve6's avatar

@Jon Cut and paste get away from you?

zerocarbon's avatar

The question clearly states bothering the crap out of you!The crap is now bothered out.

asmonet's avatar

I can’t help but notice that you have punctuation similar to oasis.

steve6's avatar

The band Oasis? Jon’s lyrics?

zerocarbon's avatar

James Brown used to have a band.

Blondesjon's avatar

I hope this brings the thread back to where it needs to be.

zerocarbon's avatar

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !Funny as dude funny as!

asmonet's avatar

Oh god, thank you @Blondesjon. Thank you.

asmonet's avatar

And oasis is a banned user. For good reason.

asmonet's avatar

I am also annoyed by my paintbrushes getting stiff.

Today es no bueno.

/sadface.

Allie's avatar

I’m annoyed by intestinal viruses. Puking two to four times a day sucks.
Yes, yes, lolo. BRAT. I know.

Blondesjon's avatar

Estoy muy satisfecho de que todavía estoy sobrio. Creo que voy a tomar una cerveza y empieza a girar al revés que fruncir el ceño.

charliecompany34's avatar

all i can say is good question. gave you lurve for it too. just can’t share, you know?

asmonet's avatar

i lurve you back. :D

elijah's avatar

@asmonet no bueno? Even after a bacon bouquet? I’m hurt…

asmonet's avatar

Oh shitfuck!

Uh, muy bueno, baby! Muy.

chyna's avatar

@asmonet I remember that thread and you were mentioned a few times as being different flutherer’s crushes. I can’t seem to find it either.

asmonet's avatar

Aw, shucks. At least I can quit wondering now. :D

Aethelwine's avatar

The fluther crush thread was up for at least a day. I can’t believe it’s gone. That one had a ton of responses.

asmonet's avatar

That was when my internet broke. :’(

chyna's avatar

Well now you will never know my announcement of my big crush on…Well the thread is gone, it doesn’t really matter now.

asmonet's avatar

Damn it, now I’m curious again. ;)

augustlan's avatar

Asmonet, you were crushed on by many jellies. Girls and guys alike. : )

elijah's avatar

<sitting patiently by the mailbox waiting for the official welcome to club asmonet membership card>
It’s been weeeeeks! Where’s my caaaaard?

KatawaGrey's avatar

I’ve always had a crush on asmonet! Can I join club asmonet with you elijahsuicide? :D

asmonet's avatar

@augustlan: Teehee. :D

@elijahsuicide: I think someone stole yours to avoid paying the membership fees. :’(

I’ll send a new one out, laminated.

kat’s will be laminated too!

Aethelwine's avatar

@asmonet Since you missed the fluther crush thread, I’ll let you know that I had you on my girl crush list.

Just sayin’ :)

asmonet's avatar

yay. you get a laminate too.

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