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Is there a joke that you just can't stand anymore?

Asked by phoenyx (7377points) June 28th, 2009

That is a joke that is played out, you’ve heard it a million times, or it just isn’t that funny. Here’s mine: when someone is going to the bathroom “because they have some downloading to do” or something to that effect.

1. Eewww: I don’t want to know; too much information.
2. Technically, downloading is moving something from a remote system to your local system.
3. Double eeww: I considered the technical meaning

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TheWatcher's avatar

Thats what she/he said joke and tom cruise.

seekingwolf's avatar

“You like fishsticks…?”

I loved this joke on South Park but my little sister saw that show and can’t stop saying that joke. omg so annoying I don’t even know if she gets it.

TheWatcher's avatar

Do you like fishsticks in your mouth? See how tom cruise runs? He runs like he has a baseball bat shoved up his ass.

AstroChuck's avatar

@The_Compassionate_Heretic- Damn you. You beat me to it. >shakes fist menacingly<
The biggest joke about Chuck Norris was who he was backing for president.

TheWatcher's avatar

Another joke, y does tom cruise run in all his movies?

evelyns_pet_zebra's avatar

Chuck Norris jokes, Jack Bauer jokes, Obama jokes, and MJ jokes. They aren’t funny anymore, okay?

TheWatcher's avatar

You forgot bush jokes

AstroChuck's avatar

Bush was a joke.

TheWatcher's avatar

Oh yea true. Oh Jesus jokes! God those are soo annoying!

Jude's avatar

Anytime I hear the name “Tom Cruise”, I cringe.

evelyns_pet_zebra's avatar

I like Jesus jokes, those are the ones that crack me up and make Christians shake their heads as they condemn me to Hell.

DominicX's avatar

Never heard that “downloading” one…that’s just bizarre and doesn’t exactly make a whole ton of sense…

And yeah, I guess I got sick of Bush jokes pretty quickly. And Palin jokes. Still, even some kinds of jokes that I claim to be sick of, sometimes I’ll hear a new one that’s funny and I’m going to deny it.

hopscotchy's avatar

how did i miss out on all of the chuck norris jokes?

jokes about my mom get pretty old though. she’s a nice enough lady.

TheWatcher's avatar

Awww great I spilled some water….now I’m all wet!

Jude's avatar

Still good, though – Palin jokes, political scandal (is always fun), and jokes about yo’ mama.

TheWatcher's avatar

Yo mama Is so fat, when she saw a school bus full of white kids she yelled….stop that twinkie!!

Saturated_Brain's avatar

I don’t get it..

TheWatcher's avatar

I don’t either. It’s one of them anyway…..

aprilsimnel's avatar

A school bus is yellow, like a Hostess Twinkie cake, and the white kids would be like the twinkie’s white filling.

Saturated_Brain's avatar

@aprilsimnel Ah… So that’s what it meant. Thanks!

It’s an unbelievably lame joke anyway..

trailsillustrated's avatar

ANY BLONDE JOKE. LAME LAME LAME and total turn off

DominicX's avatar

@trailsillustrated

How could I forget?

I hate blond jokes. I think I posted a rant about this with my other account. Like I always say, maybe it’s because I’m blond, but I just can’t stand them. They perpetuate the stereotype and the idea that hair color really does have an effect on intelligence. Which it doesn’t.

TheWatcher's avatar

True I have this red headed chick as a friend. She is more dumb then Paris Hilton!

AstroChuck's avatar

@TheWatcher- Yeah, but what color are her roots?

TheWatcher's avatar

Black? Blonde? I don’t know. Don’t care.

jessnicole's avatar

“That’s what she said.”

TheWatcher's avatar

She did say ;)

Grisaille's avatar

Broski A: DUUUUDE! What’s the capital of Thailand, man?

Me: Bangk—

* Broski A punches me in the nuts *

Broski A: BANGKOK!

Broski B: LOL

ckinyc's avatar

- G5 PowerBook coming out next Tuesday

- safari runs snappier

filmfann's avatar

A jew, an arab, and a lawyer walk into a bar…

AtSeDaEsEpPoAoSnA's avatar

Gender jokes (unless they are REALLY good ones, male or female), blonde jokes, and Chuck Norris sucked from day one (he was great in his Martial Arts career, I have t give him that). Blind jokes, deaf jokes, people in wheel chair jokes, deadbaby jokes, and Jesus jokes. They were funny in the beginning, but new fresh material is definitly needed.

Bluefreedom's avatar

If I never hear another Knock Knock joke again, that will be just fine with me.

DeanV's avatar

The “That’s what she/he said” jokes don’t really bother me, it’s when people say “That’s not what he/she said” when it really starts to bother me. I mean really, you can just leave it as is. No need to act like an idiot. That just tells me somebody’s really stretching…

jpasq03's avatar

Your Mom/Yo Momma.

tiffyandthewall's avatar

anything pertaining to michael jackson.

Grisaille's avatar

They say celebrities die in triplets.

Leave it to Billy Mays to throw an extra one in, free of charge!

(There’s a special seat waiting for me in hell.)

filmfann's avatar

@Grisaille Lurve for that. I love cruel humor.

FujiokaHaruhi192's avatar

I am over all the nasty jokes about Michael Jackson which are interribly poor tastes now that his dead!

I also cannot stand this corny crappy old joke.
What biscuits fly?
Plain biscuits.

It’s the crappiest joke ever and my uncle repeats it to me every time I see him!

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