If you were able to change the theme of Barbie as we know it, what would you change it to?

She would have dark hair and she would wear fun funky things like bandanas and flannels and black tights with neon shorts and moccassins and other cool stuff that she doesn’t have now lol. and add a few pounds to her. and glasses. woot!

She would have bigger breasts.

@erichw1504 sarcasm, I’‘m sure…...?

I would make Barbies that were not pretty. I want Big Nose Barbie, Thunder Thighs Skipper and Love Handle Ken. I want frizzy hair, dark roots, red hair. I want variety like we see in life.

FLAT FEET! Barbie should be able to wear comfy shoes!

@seeing_red Oh yea, sorry: “She would have bigger breasts. ~”

Slut Barbie.Oh wait…

I would like to see here dimensionally proportionate.

@ItalianPrincess1217 well played

I’d like her figure to be more representative of reality but still beautiful.

Mostly what I look for currently is barbies that are representative of people of color and not stereotypically so.

a pile of burned plastic

Trailor Trash Barbie

She ought to have nipples.

Tats. And they’d include a little magnifying glass so you could see them.

A GPS implant so Ken (or Skipper) could keep track of her.

Miscellaneous “fun-time” prostheses. You KNOW that’s coming, don’t you?

I would like to have an obese Barbie and then the theme song would be playing “Fat Bastard”

And its hi ho, you fat bastard! You ate all the pies!

Canadian mountie