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Quick - without thinking - something just pissed you off - you curse...

Asked by zensky (13288 points ) December 12th, 2012

Fuck!

Damn!

Shit!

What’s your favourite imprecation?

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Adirondackwannabe's avatar

motherfucker or stupid fuck. I have a potty mouth.

zenvelo's avatar

Fuck!

Unless it’s a mistake I made – Oh Shit!

Judi's avatar

What the hell???
or if it’s a person (especially in traffic) Ass hole!!
I am so glad people can’t hear what I say in traffic.)

psyonicpanda's avatar

HOLY SHIT BALLS!!!!

digitalimpression's avatar

I probably just say things like gaahh… mmmmmm… errrrrrrghhhhhh!

janbb's avatar

Oh shit!

CardAngel's avatar

Recently, I’ve been saying, “Son of a bitch!”
This is mainly due to my soon-to-be-ex and his turncoat Christian mother who wrote off our 25 year connection when her son turned out to be a cheater and a liar who abandoned his disabled wife and left her with nothing. Yeah, I’m bitter.

mazingerz88's avatar

Fuckin grenade up your ass!

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

@CardAngel Very appropriate. If I say son of a bitch it’s usually at the end of motherfucking.

CardAngel's avatar

@Adirondackwannabe I think I’ll add that to the repertoire!

Judi's avatar

I reserve “HOLY SHIT” or HOLY CRAP! for something that’s really good. “I can’t believe I just won the lottery, HOLY CRAP!

CardAngel's avatar

@Judi , Did you just win the lottery, my buddy, my pal? :D

Judi's avatar

No, but a lot of good things are happening, and when I found out one of them “HOLY CRAP!” was about all I could say for 3 days.

CardAngel's avatar

@Judi , I’m so happy for you! Send some luck my way, please?

ucme's avatar

“Oh good golly gosh, dash it all & fiddlesticks!!”
Who the fuck am I kidding? Twattybollocks is my default approach to general piss-offery.

KNOWITALL's avatar

I say ‘Farfugnutten’ because it should be a cuss-word. Or son of a buck snort. Or Shite-zen.

picante's avatar

goddamnit!

McCool's avatar

I always end up cutting the end of my curse words off (maybe i’m self censoring?)
such as:
OH SHIIIIIII (Oh shit)
FUUUHHHHHHHH (Fuck)
SON OF UHHH (son of a bitch!) unless I am talking to a sibling, then it becomes
SON OF UHHH… GREAT MOM

Ron_C's avatar

Oh shit, shit shit!!!!!

AshLeigh's avatar

Son of my mom!
Mother OF GOD!
Err my Gerdess!

Coloma's avatar

Definitely FUCK!!!

Coloma's avatar

Holy crap! is another for me too.

hearkat's avatar

godammit!!
(yes, it’s uttered as though it were all one word)

jonsblond's avatar

Ffffuuuccckkkk! Or any variation of the word. My favorite use was during a heated argument with my husband many years ago. He had me so flustered that I said fucking fucker fucker fuck! It made us giggle and calm down because it was so silly.

Symbeline's avatar

Fuuuuuuuuuuck

Argonon's avatar

Schei├če!

Seek's avatar

FRAK!

I’ve been watching a lot of Battlestar Galactica lately.

Jeruba's avatar

God damn.

That covers most situations. There are some that do call for

Shit.

uttered feelingly and in a very low tone.

For the worst occasions, though, it’s

<          >

Hypocrisy_Central's avatar

I just say “Hey!”, guess I am the odd man out.

Skaggfacemutt's avatar

If something startles or scares me, the first thing out of my mouth is “Jesus Christ!” It’s like a knee-jerk reaction.

Simone_De_Beauvoir's avatar

For fuck’s sake!

tinyfaery's avatar

Damn, if it’s only minor. For very upsetting things I use Spanish curse words; Cabron is my favorite.

flutherother's avatar

Fucking hell works for me.

josie's avatar

God DAMN it!

El_Cadejo's avatar

Fuck , the most useful word there is. Though since now its around Christmas time I may say Naddafinga!

lifeflame's avatar

nsahekfjnkjsncjajfkadmljrwsnfalsdm;lk;WQKEKMFDM;LAL;FAF!

ninjacolin's avatar

fucking ass monkey shit fuckers.
obviously.

Bellatrix's avatar

For fucks sake!!

Fuck.

Unbroken's avatar

fuck a duck… or holy shit angel.. or spindletreducken my new fave since its christmassy and work appropriate..

Honestly half the time I don’t know what will come out.. suddenly I remember where I am and one word becomes another.

tedibear's avatar

“Damn it all to hell!” Which I picked up from my mom. That’s for somewhat frustrating things.
“Shitshitshitshitshit!” when I hurt myself, usually in the kitchen.
“God bless America and all the tiny little ships at sea!” when I’m in a situation where something has gone wrong and I’m trying not to swear.

YARNLADY's avatar

OH NO (for a spill or such)
Did you SEE that! (for a driving thing).
OWOWOWOW NEED HELP (when my grandson dropped a heavy board on my finger)

Generally, I try to avoid getting really angry, and the standard swear words are not in my vocabulary.

filmfann's avatar

Fuck, but it sounds more like FFAAAAHHHHHHKKKKKKK!

Espiritus_Corvus's avatar

With clenched jaw, I usually growl through my teeth,
You’ve got to be fucking kidding me.

tranquilsea's avatar

Are you fucking kidding me? is my go-to.

bob_'s avatar

PORCA PUTTANA!

wilma's avatar

Shit.

Seek's avatar

My son died on Galaga yesterday. He shouted “For FUCK’S SAKE!”

I think I need to amend my answer

tranquilsea's avatar

lol @Seek_Kolinahr from the mouths of babes, eh?

Seek's avatar

In all fairness, level five on Galaga is quite an achievement for a four year old. I’d have been pissed, too.

Symbeline's avatar

Oh man damn Galaga…level five is an achievement for me, too. XD

rojo's avatar

“Hijo de la gran puta!”

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