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UnholyThirst's avatar

What could I throw in your face that you'd like?

Asked by UnholyThirst (1508points) November 5th, 2014

Let’s see what your lovely minds are capable of…

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janbb's avatar

A molten lava chocolate cake with vanilla ice cream.

elbanditoroso's avatar

If you are female, your soft lips.

Coloma's avatar

Cherry cheesecake, chocolate caramels, Lemon Meringue pie, Key Lime pie, happy brownies!

ZEPHYRA's avatar

Caustic Acid!

snowberry's avatar

Sincere compliments! Smiles, laughter and kindness.

gondwanalon's avatar

A fist full of $100 dollar bills.

zenvelo's avatar

Before I got sober I would have said cocaine.

ucme's avatar

Put the fucking lotion in the basket!

rojo's avatar

A double chocolate stout.

FutureMemory's avatar

A winning ticket for the nation’s largest lottery.

SavoirFaire's avatar

Freida Pinto and/or a complete draft of my dissertation.

For the record, Scarlett Johansson is an acceptable substitute if Freida isn’t available.

flutherother's avatar

What have you got?

josie's avatar

100 dollar bills

Earthbound_Misfit's avatar

Snow, as long as it’s not compacted into a ball.

Clean, autumn leaves.

Water on a hot day.

Earthbound_Misfit's avatar

Lol, not to hit me in the face, no. Happy to have a snowball fight with you though. Bring it on! It did say ‘that I’d like’. Not sure I’d like a snowball hitting me in the face.

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

@Earthbound_Misfit Don’t worry. I’m very accurate and I never throw for the face. That’s mean if You have a good arm.

Earthbound_Misfit's avatar

I’m actually a pretty lame shot. Nobody would ever pick me for their cricket team. I’m sneaky though. Very sneaky.

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

@Earthbound_Misfit I learned not to aim there the hard way. I have a good arm. My brother has a cannon. Laughs, ow.

Earthbound_Misfit's avatar

:-| I like my face. I’d learn to miss too. Even if I COULD aim well.

Mimishu1995's avatar

A graduation certificate.

jonsblond's avatar

My mother’s scent. It’s a combination of heavy cigarette smoke and perfume. I hated the smell when she was alive, but long for it now that she’s gone.

Here2_4's avatar

A blank check, signed by Bill Gates. and cold water to keep me from passing out when I catch it.

Hypocrisy_Central's avatar

20 small 10 oz billets of 14k gold wrapped in bubble wrap.

FireMadeFlesh's avatar

Wait until the next hot day, and some cold water would be appreciated.

Pachy's avatar

Lurve. But if you think I don’t deserve that, I’ll settle for a coconut cream pie.

UnholyThirst's avatar

@Pachy Lurve given. Now I wonder what elephant blood tastes like…?

Pachy's avatar

To one with an unholy thirst, @UnholyThirst, probably scrumptious.

Lurve back.

UnholyThirst's avatar

Remarkable! Something I can bite AND ride…

Mastema's avatar

Blood, simple.

Araphel's avatar

A pulsing vein.

UnholyThirst's avatar

Something naked perhaps…?

Berserker's avatar

A nice, soft pillow.

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

Symbeline. She can’t ever leave again.

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