If you came with a WARNING! sign what would it say about you?

Volatile substance. Do not provoke.

@Earthbound_Misfit lol… i’m so loving this one :)

DANGER HIGH VOLTAGE!

Mafia Cop

Pretty self-explanatory ~

CAUTION! Do not leave unattended near nor expose inadvertently to tempting desserts.

“Biohazard”

I make Deadpool seem mentally stable.

Takes data and knows how to use it.

Primarily a benign substance, but burns slow and hot if agitated. Must be kept near large bodies of water.

Beware the elephant. I can be tru(n)culent.

@Pachy This is brilliant! haha.

@Espiritus_Corvus Great one! :)

May contain peanuts.

Move along. I have no patience for apathetic, arrogant jerks.

Warning: irritant to the anus when activated by hypocrisy and bullshit.

“Unsafe at a any speed”

Simply irresistible #blackdress #redlips

WARNING!
– Has baggage
– Usually copes somewhat successfully with baggage
– Keyword is usually

Hard starting, but once warmed up look out.

Thanks, Safie. Great Q.

Warning, will hug your pillows and pinch your butt.

Do not feed the wildlife.

Objects in the mirror are larger than they appear.

@janbb I like big butts.

But, but…..

I’m shy as a mouse
but I put up a good
eleFRONT !

—-

Do not feed the animal anything except cheese cake.

@Pachy I was wondering how you can type but I guess you use eleFONTS!

“Is a people-person unless, ya know, actually around people.”

@cookieman But i’ve got cookies. And they’re big ones!

@janbb: oh, I’m fine one on one, especially if you have cookies. It’s groups of people I can’t deal with.

“Do not drive or operate heavy equipment if within listening or reading distance”.

Get the fuck out of my way.

I know how to kill you. I choose not to.

Oh, meanies on Fluther. :(

I’m not a meanie. Just get out of my way and don’t block the aisles for your dumbass conversations. People blocking the aisles so they can talk should be killed.

Warning: Usually mild-mannered but prone to angry outbursts at the grocery store.

I like mine better.

@Adirondackwannabe dude…

@Symbeline Sorry, I’ll behave. Or try.

Don’t make me pinch your butt.

Hmmm, best offer I’ve had in a while. I may mellow out after all.

Yes, @janbb, I do use eleFONTS. Only problem is, my foot demolishes the keyboard every time i try to use them.

Not suitable for vegetarians.

WARNING! Incorrigible punster…do not incorrige!

I like THIS: http://meadfamilydental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/6a00d83452486d69e201538fb74ccc970b-800wi.jpg

but this one works most days: http://images.mysafetylabels.com/img/lg/L/contents-under-extreme-pressure-label-lb-2325.png

Prone to random bursts of offbeat humor.